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Thiletonomics said:
Also, why are more and more games getting Photo Modes added to them, even if the game's player base isn't interested in taking them?
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Free Advertising by people sharing their screenshots? PS5 might not have a built in browser, but it CAN share things to Social Media. For some reason.
Thiletonomics said:
How often does a game get added trophies on PS5 with post-launch patches? And if you Platinum'd a game, and then a patch later adds more trophies, does it remove the Platinum from your account and you have to do the add trophies to get it again?
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Varies game to game, but generally Big DLC = New Trophies.

Platinum Trophies only care about the Base Game Trophies, so you don't lose the Plat. Which considering the autism rabbit hole that are Trophy Hunters/Completionists, would've probably been its own chimp out if it wasn't the case...
 
Faye was a young woman when she died so I'm not sure why she now looks to be in her early to mid 60s.

Unless aging in the afterlife is now part of the GOW lore.
 
Jace on ice said:
Faye was a young woman when she died so I'm not sure why she now looks to be in her early to mid 60s.

Unless aging in the afterlife is now part of the GOW lore.
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I figured the afterlife would be Faye’s best version. Like Debra Ann Woll circa True Blood. But nope, some man hating hag ruined her appearance.
 
Thiletonomics said:
Also, why are more and more games getting Photo Modes added to them, even if the game's player base isn't interested in taking them?
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Taking bullshots to post on social media is the Sonyggers' main purpose. They don't play the games.
Goddess of Laundry better have a photo mode so they can show the actress' moles and warts in 4K on Xitter.
 
Miller said:
Taking bullshots to post on social media is the Sonyggers' main purpose. They don't play the games.
Goddess of Laundry better have a photo mode so they can show the actress' moles and warts in 4K on Xitter.
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The presence of Photo Modes in more and more games is getting to the point of asking what games WON'T have that feature added to them.

I can see FPS games somehow shoehorning that feature in still. The most probable choice would be either MOBAs or RTSes, since they require levels of concentration that wouldn't provide for breaks in gameplay to snap that perfect photo, and graphics aren't a priority in those types of games, but Riot Games does sound like the type of company that would shoehorn that feature in too.
 
GeorgeFloydFentanylStash said:
I figured the afterlife would be Faye’s best version. Like Debra Ann Woll circa True Blood. But nope, some man hating hag ruined her appearance.
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the entire idea and execution is fucking retarded on several levels, such as

this is designed to just be further kratos cuckery and torture porn. he falls in love with a deity who could theoretically live forever, dies, destroys his mental, then when he rebuilds himself and begins to move forward and connects with another, badabing, his prior soul mate reappears. i would be tempted to bet hard she doesn't pine for him or stay alone, likely she'll get with someone else and they'll be big on kratos accepting it glad she's happy etc etc when he's not having more crises about all this shit and potential ramifications of all prior things he killed and other pantheons

if they wanted her to have her own game also as a fighter, instead of her being a (movie) galadriel type, they should have just made her more akin to a wonder woman or nariko from heavenly sword. or like a third of the shit women are in ragnarok, like thor's daughter even etc. i'm not downing the actress either, it's not her but the casters, but gods/goddesses, especially those born so, should be peak male/female form, unless they have flaws they specifically choose to have. kratos situations are on thing because he ascended, (even then). but if you have that kind of entity, they should look no fuckin less than the concept of witches in witcher where they can fine tune themselves however they want. a ""rebirth"" also has no reason to poof a older version in, any form of rebirth or afterlife or whatever tf should at max be the chosen prime or full growth of their form unless they explicitly have a reason to or have issues that make them feel old. every female shown in lauffey so far is busted though, even compared to accurate (by game lore) statues and art, of women with essentially perfect youth and health, so i guess women are fine with looking busted even with full power to alter it at will, or chose to that day (shrug)

the smite pantheon system is very, very fucking retarded, covering another set of issues, first 2 are: if odin and zeus are fucking evil, then NIGGER, IF ALL GODS BECOME TRUE, THEN YOU NEED A GORR THE GOD BUTCHER YESTERDAY. few have interest of their children/followers first or second, many have "quirks", and then you get "give me the beating heart of a kid and stab a man in the dih now" aztec shit. additionally, you run into a massive fucking bomb. judaism and islam exist. good fucking luck with that, at bare minimum, if texts are considered accurate and fully true in game, God being on an completely different level than everything else and ought as well be a interdimensional untouchable higher than lovecraft deity, and by extension the devil being above all the over evil bullshit and also still being an untouchable, especially to the likes of some snake with wings. making them the same thing that the followers have pieces of is also a bomb, therefore, you have Allah and abrahamic God and Satan that are all above everything else, and ""lessers"" that solo the entire gow universe no diff like Michael, Gabriel etc and for game and story purposes, retardedly op. BUT. they won't do that, and will make some retarded clock in aztec or african shit the big powers for diversity, and they won't talk about anything else, so they can't even do that right, and will likely just shove the big ones under the rug while celebrating monkeyballer god of crops or some shit
 
PB & Banana Sandwich said:
Probably for a bit of free advertising by the people playing the games posting screenshots on social media. Maybe even data farming. I'm sure there's something you can get out of when, where and what players are screenshotting.
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[blue-haired woman bursts into a manager's office, in tears, holding a copy of the latest analytics] "So many upskirts, Steve, just so many fucking upskirts. It's all they try to get out of it. We wrapped them all in black shadows and took out the camel toes, Steve, WHY ARE THEY STILL LOOKING STEVE?!?!"
 
Thiletonomics said:
Also, why are more and more games getting Photo Modes added to them
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Generally that just makes screenshots people share online look more like the pre-rendered fakes you get on storepages than an actual (possibly ugly) screenshot.
Also, i guess the 1% of games that actually look good enough to warrant such a mode do exist, so the average paint-huffing AAA dev thinks their title obviously needs that too.
Hermiöne Granger said:
God of War II (2007) female character designs vs. God of War: Laufey (2026). This is 19 years apart, what the fuck happen? :story:


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Did they add a zombies mode to the bottom one ?
This isnt even ugly anymore, its outright "dollarstore halloween decoration" levels of disfigured. The enemies hopefully have holy water and a cross to battle this thing.
 

Why are Marvel/Sony fans so fucking full of shit? Or are they just retarded?

This video showcases how the instant heal animation is completely shit compared to how it worked in Origins: Wolverine, but yet they talk about how it's such an improvement over 17 years?
 
Why doesn't the Wolverine game have dismemberement?

One of the only memorable parts of Cyberpunk's combat was chunks of enemies going everywhere when you used the mantis blades.
 
Jace on ice said:
Why doesn't the Wolverine game have dismemberement?

One of the only memorable parts of Cyberpunk's combat was chunks of enemies going everywhere when you used the mantis blades.
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Games just don't like gibbing enemies like they used to. It fucking sucks. Brutal Doom was popular for a reason, modern devs, take a fuckin' hint.
 
Problematic User Forever said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=00zMtUYqmEo
Why are Marvel/Sony fans so fucking full of shit? Or are they just retarded?

This video showcases how the instant heal animation is completely shit compared to how it worked in Origins: Wolverine, but yet they talk about how it's such an improvement over 17 years?
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I'm sure now that X-Men Origins: Wolverine will increase in price if it hasn't already.

Jace on ice said:
Why doesn't the Wolverine game have dismemberement?
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Probably because the engine cannot handle it or design choices.


At least somebody liked it.
 
The Last Stand said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tDZvHB-k5VoAt least somebody liked it.
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"Absolute Cinema" is not a good thing to call a game. Just like how people who like movies criticize them when they looking like a game. Idiots Reviewers, and those stuck in the FMV era, use it as a complement but it's a mark against the one making the comment and the game they're talking about.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Metal Gear Rising pulled it off in 2013 and still mogging modern devs.
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And MGR was a degraded, scaled back implementation of what the devs had originally planned, so it makes modern devs look all the worse (not that this is a difficult thing to accomplish).
Thiletonomics said:
Also, why are more and more games getting Photo Modes added to them, even if the game's player base isn't interested in taking them?
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I assume it's something for the female demographic, so they can do the "head in front of object" meme.

Only time I have ever activated the photo mode in a game was Stellar Blade, and only because it was necessary to complete a few side-quests.

Genuinely bizarre feature when pointing the camera at something and pressing F12 does the job just as well, and you don't have to fiddle with some retarded menu with more options than a Bethesda character creation panel.
 
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