Sony hate thread

[The Last Stand]

no way. i thought itd be rated e for everyone

I want my money back.

 

[moocow]

Rather sad really that the only worthwhile news for Sony's PS5 is GTA VI.

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GTA VI WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE!!!

So much for GTA6 being a PS6 exclusive. Unless I missed a PS6 launch announcement too.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

All well and good, but can we truck of peace a pride parade? I want to see libfags smooshed to pavement.

 

[Two Dollars]

All well and good, but can we truck of peace a pride parade? I want to see libfags smooshed to pavement.

You already know the answer to that question.

 

[Jace on ice]

I have a feeling GTA 6 will massively disappoint.

Not because it won't be high quality but because the sole thing Rockstar cares about is selling Shark Cards to whales.

I think people will be expecting a sweeping single player campaign a la Red Dead Redemption 2 and instead the campaign will be extremely short and basically a tutorial to funnel people into GTA Online 2 or whatever they end up calling it.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

campaign will be extremely short and basically a tutorial to funnel people into GTA Online 2 or whatever they end up calling it

It’ll probably be 20-40 hours campaign with a handful of side quest characters.

GTAVII will probably be a game you can only play on a cloud based service since it’ll need servers to truly look and feel next gen. But that game probably won’t release in 10 years anyways.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

im expecting a story slightly longer than of that in red dead 2 which includes the six chapters plus epilogue chapters

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

You already know the answer to that question.

When rdr2 made it impossible to shoot up the women's vote bs and the Indian reservation and people think you're gonna actually do crime in a crime sim in 2026?

 

[TheHarbinger]

I have a feeling GTA 6 will massively disappoint.

Not because it won't be high quality but because the sole thing Rockstar cares about is selling Shark Cards to whales.

I think people will be expecting a sweeping single player campaign a la Red Dead Redemption 2 and instead the campaign will be extremely short and basically a tutorial to funnel people into GTA Online 2 or whatever they end up calling it.

This is already what happened with GTA5. It has less singleplayer content than San Andreas or GTA4. And instead of the promised singleplayer expansions nothing ever came and just online modes were supported. To sell more Shark Cards. The city in GTA5 feels so lifeless. The NPCs hardly move from one spot. The lack of minigames or other side content is very glaring if you've played previous games in the series. I was shocked at how empty and dull the city was in GTA5 contrasting with the glowing review scores.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

think you're gonna actually do crime in a crime sim in 2026?

You’ll only commit crime that is Cockstar approved. But want to run over people or go on a shooting spree at a beach or a pride parade? Well that won’t be allowed

 

[Thiletonomics]

You’ll only commit crime that is Cockstar approved. But want to run over people or go on a shooting spree at a beach or a pride parade? Well that won’t be allowed

Will Rockstar also make indestructible Holocaust memorials like how Neil Druckmann did in The Last of Us 2?

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Will Rockstar also make indestructible Holocaust memorials like how Neil Druckmann did in The Last of Us 2?

I hope it’s so bad that anytime there is a pride parade in the game, there is a timer or you fail the game.

 

[ShitLurker]

Will Rockstar also make indestructible Holocaust memorials like how Neil Druckmann did in The Last of Us 2?

There will be Floyd monument that if you ever shoot in it's vicinity, the gane instantly stops, gives you a 4 hour struggle session and then deletes the save file.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

4 hour struggle session and then deletes the save file.

and then bans you from using your console for 30 days, to make you think about your blatant racism

 

[moocow]

and then bans you from using your console for 30 days, to make you think about your blatant racism

...and you have to re-buy the game because it'll refuse to re-authenticate the license during the suspension period, thus triggering their new "anti-refund-fraud" system.

 

[Thiletonomics]

There will be Floyd monument that if you ever shoot in it's vicinity, the gane instantly stops, gives you a 4 hour struggle session and then deletes the save file.

Would that 4 hour struggle section be with either Justin Trudeau, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, AOC, or some other progressive politician?

 

[ShitLurker]

Would that 4 hour struggle section be with either Justin Trudeau, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, AOC, or some other progressive politician?

Yes, and also all of the older protagonists would chastise you. Nico would be all like "in soviet Russia, no evils such as what you have done were seen" while Obama screams "DAS RIIIIIGHT". Very poignant stuff

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Sony has been run by retards for the better part of 20 years now.

It's frankly a miracle they didn't peace out sooner, but then again Microsoft is run by even bigger retards, so that explains it.

I'm not even sure what they hope to gain from making a PS6?

Other than their stable of woke first party developers nobody is stupid enough to fuck themselves over financially for the privilege of being a Sony exclusive (other than Rockstar, who must be regretting their decision by now), they're certainly not going to be making any sort of profit from console or game sales, not compared to how much money they'll lose on their first party flops and on subsidizing the cost of the console itself.

The console market really has to be thankful that up until the mid 2010s, getting into PC gaming was expensive (but not prohibitively expensive like it was in the 90s). Fucking hell, what's even the point of consoles anymore. They're all glorified mid ranged PCs for midwits who want to pay online and see niggercock.