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You know who was obsessed with trees in Gran Turismo a long time ago? The disgraced Sony fanboy and CEO of nu-Colecovion that goes by the name of Tommy Tallarico. He ran unpaid Marissa-style damage control for Sony between the time of the 360 launch and the PS3 launch. He claimed that in the PS3 Gran Turismo the trees had individually modeled leaves on them, it was just that powerwonderful so please don't buy a 360.
 
Since GOW snow nigger edition is coming soonish, might as well post this meme
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Earth defense force 6 will most likely be the last ps4 (and by extension playstation as a whole) game I ever buy. Whenever its announced for the US anyway.
What's so great about soul hackers 2?
Less content than the 3DS remaster of Soul Hackers 1 lmao. The remaster added Nemechi ,that used Play-coins so you could buy demons and the new demons they added to the game for your party with ease. 1662144876623.png
Well, what are you looking to play? Assuming you don’t want to buy a duplicate console, you could get a cheap gaming PC and “console-ize” it with Steam OS. You would even still be able to install emulators for older games. Or if you don’t care at all about modern games, you could install something like Batocera and make it a dedicated emulator machine; just keep in mind you’ll have to put in some elbow grease to get everything just right.
I don't know anymore. I'm just so fucking burnt out with video games these days. I have zero expectations or desires anymore for new games. I just want to play my old games with no problems, so I might have build a Rasberry Machine that has enough power to emulate PS3 and have enough exandability eventually PS4 when the time comes. You know, for the games that never get PC releases.

It's like the moment Steam got rid of their quality control, everyone else followed suit. Seeing 8 bit faux-retro garbage that shouldn't be on any platform say PS5 ONLY is the most depressing thing I've ever seen since the Season Pass became a thing.
 
Earth defense force 6 will most likely be the last ps4 (and by extension playstation as a whole) game I ever buy. Whenever its announced for the US anyway.
If I didn't sell my base PS4 three years ago, around the time EDF5 was finally ported on PC, I would have already bought EDF6 on the japanese PSN by now. Crossing fingers so that the worldwide & PC release don't take too much time. And assuming D3 Publisher holds up its promised release date (fall 2022), EDF 4.1 for Nintendo Switch will act as an appetizer in the meantime.
 
It's like the moment Steam got rid of their quality control, everyone else followed suit. Seeing 8 bit faux-retro garbage that shouldn't be on any platform say PS5 ONLY is the most depressing thing I've ever seen since the Season Pass became a thing.
Not only are those types of games tossed on the store they're sometimes propped up at events and on the internet like killer apps. Shit's wack. I didn't buy a 500 dollar shitbox to play pixel adventure 3000, where an ugly little woman discovers her sexuality or whatever.

That is if their shitty games come out. Remember Goodbye Volcano High? Not a peep, they should just port Snoot Game at this point.
 
You know who was obsessed with trees in Gran Turismo a long time ago? The disgraced Sony fanboy and CEO of nu-Colecovion that goes by the name of Tommy Tallarico. He ran unpaid Marissa-style damage control for Sony between the time of the 360 launch and the PS3 launch. He claimed that in the PS3 Gran Turismo the trees had individually modeled leaves on them, it was just that powerwonderful so please don't buy a 360.
Ah yes, buy a racing game for the leaf quality!
 
Ah yes, buy a racing game for the leaf quality!
I dunno about you but I can't play a driving sim unless I know that the grass has been hand-modeled by six underpaid interns for five hundred days straight with no breaks, even to piss or shit.

Quality content? What's that? Sorry I'm busy making sure every individual bump on this tree you'll blast passed at 950 MPH is modeled to perfection, otherwise daddy Sony threatened to send me to Druckmann's naughty shack where he makes the devs watch Israeli snuff films all day so we can model decapitations to laser-point accuracy.
 
I dunno about you but I can't play a driving sim unless I know that the grass has been hand-modeled by six underpaid interns for five hundred days straight with no breaks, even to piss or shit.

Quality content? What's that? Sorry I'm busy making sure every individual bump on this tree you'll blast passed at 950 MPH is modeled to perfection, otherwise daddy Sony threatened to send me to Druckmann's naughty shack where he makes the devs watch Israeli snuff films all day so we can model decapitations to laser-point accuracy.
I want to see every wrinkle in the fabric seats as I go 125 mph.
 
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The Last of Us Part 1’s Firefly Edition is reportedly turning up damaged to some customers and Sony is so far declining to provide replacements.
Priced at $99.99 and sold exclusively in the US via PlayStation Direct, the first wave of pre-orders for the remake’s most expensive edition were snapped up in under an hour following the game’s announcement in June.

Now, at the game’s launch, the special version is being delivered, however, multiple players are reporting that it’s arriving damaged, thanks to an alleged lack of protection in transit.
According to @Porshapwr, when they approached PlayStation Direct customer support, they were offered “no option for replacement. I’ve been offered a 20% voucher on a future game order.” It would appear that there is no surplus stock to fulfil replacement orders.

Sony has yet to comment publicly on the issue.

To coincide with the game’s release today, the Firefly Edition was restocked in the US at 12am ET , but it again sold out extremely quickly, and is now on Ebay for up to six times the original price.
 
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$100 well spent, @Maris! Thank you Druckmann!
 
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I'd be mad but if you're buying this piece of shit you totally deserve it. Besides, I thought Last of Us niggers liked having their expectations subverted? What's more unexpected than spending a shitload of money on something and having it come broken?

You see, it's a deep metaphorical representation of society within TLOU world.
 
I'd be mad but if you're buying this piece of shit you totally deserve it. Besides, I thought Last of Us niggers liked having their expectations subverted? What's more unexpected than spending a shitload of money on something and having it come broken?

You see, it's a deep metaphorical representation of society within TLOU world.
At least Tess looks older. Not worth $70.
 
You've got your tastes and I respect them, but I cannot support the butchering of Tess's model. She went from hot grandma to genuine grandma and I'm not quite down for grey muff yet.
I liked the change. We need more older frmale representation in games. But it's not worth $70.
 
You know who was obsessed with trees in Gran Turismo a long time ago? The disgraced Sony fanboy and CEO of nu-Colecovion that goes by the name of Tommy Tallarico. He ran unpaid Marissa-style damage control for Sony between the time of the 360 launch and the PS3 launch. He claimed that in the PS3 Gran Turismo the trees had individually modeled leaves on them, it was just that powerwonderful so please don't buy a 360.

Ah yes, buy a racing game for the leaf quality!

I dunno about you but I can't play a driving sim unless I know that the grass has been hand-modeled by six underpaid interns for five hundred days straight with no breaks, even to piss or shit.

Quality content? What's that? Sorry I'm busy making sure every individual bump on this tree you'll blast passed at 950 MPH is modeled to perfection, otherwise daddy Sony threatened to send me to Druckmann's naughty shack where he makes the devs watch Israeli snuff films all day so we can model decapitations to laser-point accuracy.

I want to see every wrinkle in the fabric seats as I go 125 mph.

That reminded me of that Soyny Stan, that praised TLOU2 for having unique fruit design and physics:

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That reminded me of that Soyny Stan, that praised TLOU2 for having unique fruit design and physics:

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I genuinely do like autistic details in my videogames but there comes a point where it stops being neat and just turns into wasted resources. Like the ice in MGS2 is neat, but that seemed like a really simple tweak that didn't take an autistic amount of time.
 
That reminded me of that Soyny Stan, that praised TLOU2 for having unique fruit design and physics:

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It's like RDR2 horse balls, okay neat you done it I guess but really is a pointless thing to waste man power on that 99.99% of people won't ever notice with it being pointed out to them. Mean i beat Last of Us 2 and I never noticed the fruit baskets let alone trying to interact with them.
 
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