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Puppeteer is a great game, would go far to say one of Sony's best games of that gen. But Sony dropped that ball big time on it having it come out 2 months before the PS4 and having it be PS3 only. No idea where you got ugly from with that game, game still look great.
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Looks like Pinocchio fused with Steve from Minecraft and fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, twice. Bear in mind Pinocchio and Steve were already hideous. It makes Crayon Shin-chan's character design look artistically pleasing in comparison.

Hold on there. The Sonic movies, the first OG Mortal Kombat movie, the Van Damne Street Fighter movie, the first OG Jolie Tomb Raider movie and Uwe Boll's Postal are the only good video game movies.

Everything else is trash.
The live-action Mario movie is cheesy good fun.
 
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Looks like Pinocchio fused with Steve from Minecraft and fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, twice. Bear in mind Pinocchio and Steve were already hideous. It makes Crayon Shin-chan's character design look artistically pleasing in comparison.


The live-action Mario movie is cheesy good fun.
Hey nigger steve is the sexiest character in gaming
 
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Looks like Pinocchio fused with Steve from Minecraft and fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, twice. Bear in mind Pinocchio and Steve were already hideous. It makes Crayon Shin-chan's character design look artistically pleasing in comparison.
But it's a damn awesome fun game to play. I'm one of the (probably) five people who bought it on launch day.
 
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Looks like Pinocchio fused with Steve from Minecraft and fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, twice. Bear in mind Pinocchio and Steve were already hideous. It makes Crayon Shin-chan's character design look artistically pleasing in comparison.


The live-action Mario movie is cheesy good fun.
I'll give you the head of the main character isn't great, but you switch heads all the time in that game so really not a big deal. But the game really nails the puppet show look it was going for.


Puppeteer really is a gem of a game that Sony let down. But even the devs fell like that, Shuhei Yoshida visited Bokeh Game Studio a new studio made up of devs from the now closed Sony Japan Studios to do an interview and something both of them said regret not making Puppeteer a PS4 Launch Title.


Puppeteer really isn't in the Knack tier of games but the PS3 gems tier with games like Tokyo Jungle. If you want a shitty game closer to Knack then you got shit like Invizimals: The Lost Kingdom.
 
lol the PS5 is mostly absent because they didn't make enough to go around, shortages and all. They have a few games for it. But lets be real. That's like them selling a limited amount of crayons without selling a coloring book to use the crayons. They're a billion dollar company, surely they can do better than that. But hey, I guess we're getting our expectations too high of a dog shit corporation.
 
Killing Gravity Rush as a videogame series, forcing every person who ever touched the series to flee the company and bringing it back as a live action show is peak modern sony.
Sony look at this game, which is anime to its core and think "This is perfect for a live action show!"
and the fanboy retards who said sony was right to kill this franchise because it isn't worth supporting will now do mental gymnastics to say this is a 7d chess genius move and not just a company full of hollywood wannabe pedos looking for their ticket on the lolita express
 
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Here's your Gravity Rush movie director bro:
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Guess it was only a matter of time that Sony corrupts poor little Kat
The only games I have installed constantly next to bloodborne are gravity rush 1 and 2.
It’s sad enough not really anybody streams the game but now they’re gonna kill one of the most charming IP‘s. It’s all so tiresome…
 
Shit nigga, even Xbox Series managed to have some games. Remember what SDDS still really stands for? Sony Doesn't Do Shit.
 
watch it still have stick drift




Shit nigga, even Xbox Series managed to have some games. Remember what SDDS still really stands for? Sony Doesn't Do Shit.
What games, far as I can tell Series only has one console exclusive right now which is Microsoft Flight Simulator, mean Sony isn't doing great on PS5 console exclusives but don't get crazy here.
 
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