Sometimes I bleed when I poop

[Zorgulon]

Why?

 

[draggs]

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/13177-anal-fissures

 

[Laburnum]

Ermmm what the flip!!!! Don't tell us that!!!!!!!

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Go see a doctor

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

are you a heavy sleeper by chance

 

[Nicholas Gur]

It's your minstrels.

 

[Dysnomia]

The dicks you are taking are too big for your dainty manhole.

 

[Meat Target]

No cap, you might have colon cancer. Get that shit looked at ASAP.

 

[Xenia]

too much gay sex

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Because your dumb ass borrowed 4 packets of ramen from Z Smooth without paying him back the Doritos you said you were good for, motherfucker. Next time, manage your chips better.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

You should try not doing that

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Doesn't everyone have bloody diarrhea poop? I thought that was normal.

No I'm not gay

 

[Shartavius]

Where are you bleeding from when you poop? Your eyes? Your fingernails? Are you sweating blood like Jesus did?

We have a right to know.

 

[pollution jim]

sometimes I poop when I bleed

 

[MadStan]

It’s the remnants of pride and arguably, your intelligence making its way through your system as your body has no use for either any more.

 

[SandyCat]

You either got hemorrhoids or a fissure. Less likely is polyps

Go to a doctor so they can sodomize you to figure out the problem

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

If the blood is dark or black you are dying. If it is bright red you are splitting your arsehole open - how you are doing so is known only to you.