- Joined
- Jan 18, 2022
'Suh good lookin. Couldn't help but notice you might of mentioned me once or twice. I know, I'm kind of a thing around here. But you're special. That's stupid, I know. I'm sure you get it all the time.
Listen, hey. I don't appreciate those puzzle pieces. You can be a very mean one. It's adorable though. Don't stop. I know you don't mean anything by it. It's just the nature of the site. Anonymity brings the beast out of all of us. Not that I'm anonymous. I'm a real person, here in Dicksville. I can prove it. If I give you my number will you call me?
Stalker? No you got me all wrong. I am a bad boy though. My ancestors were moon walkers that parted the Sebastian Sea and invented the Celtics. Yeah. I'm that lineage. Even got a rap sheet of my own. I'm kind of a bad boy. Might have gotten a little... Pissy. You know what I'm saying? You don't? Well, *rubs nipples* I can be a dirty boy too. Just for you.
I'm just kidding. But for real though, if I give you my number will you call me? I'm not desperate. I just think you're funny. And beautiful. I'd like you more if you ate bagels everyday. It's not a fetish, I just think you're looking a little pekish. Need to eat more. I can feed you.
Hey, the cops are on their way for me in like 4 days ago. I told you. I'm a real hard ass. It's not my fault. I'm just a celestial warrior who's always trying to do the right thing. This world's a dark place, but I brought a flashlight. That's right, you didn't think I could wax poetic. I'm like that poet, Walt Frost. On a another level of philosophy and thinking. You never heard of him? Oh, well. I wouldn't have expected you to. It's not something everyone can readily understand. I'm a complicated person.
So uhh, if I give you my number will you maybe text me? I noticed you haven't responded in several weeks. Just making sure it's not something I said. You know I love it here at the Kiwifarms. These people are my brothers. You're like my sister. Wait... That doesn't sound right. I've learned a lot since my time here. You ever hear of Chris? Yeah, we have a lot in common. I'll dive into the greater implications of that after you message me?
I just know that if you message me, we're gonna hit it off. You're a strong, independent person. And I can help you grow. This isn't an obsession. I just wanted you to know.
