Something Awful Troons

[HG 400]

lmao wasn't Axemaniac the mod that was involved in the porn where women were transformed into literal toilets or am I misremembering

We should hook him up with @Melchett.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Third place goes to shitposter extraordinaire, Windmillslayer:
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Approaching critical levels of Wu.

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

lmao wasn't Axemaniac the mod that was involved in the porn where women were transformed into literal toilets or am I misremembering

Spoiler: he drew this

 

[OwO What's This?]

lmfao was he demodded when that came out?

 

[aquariumwater]

Of course, boyish only looks cute if you have a BMI of 18 or less and bathe once in awhile, so most troons fail on both fronts.
In the Vera de Milo division, we have Androidhub,


and OMGSrirachapudding, who also just dropped many thousands of dollars on plastic surgery:

and now looks like this:

 

[Null]

UNCANNY

 

[MG 620]

seriously, FAU needs a beatdown

FAU: - Daddy, I realize it's not your fault! You only found some pictures they made funny! Please forgive me!

 

[Florence]

Before:

After:

 

[aquariumwater]

Next up is what I like to this of as the cat lady division- if they could get a handle on the beard, they could probably pass for ugly women.
First up is Edminster, who liked to assure everyone in the troon thread that he passes just fine, even though he wears week old jeans, tshirts, army jackets and only has one boob:


There's also Jhels, who was a whitenoise poster that was briefly homeless before landing a job in Silicon Valley. At 33 he seems to think passing involves wearing and oversized wig tied up in pigtails:


Finally there was Flightless Greeb, who generally had a very pretty lady as an avatar and knows that he's a real true lady because of his interests and hobbies:

 

[Shrangus]

lmfao was he demodded when that came out?

No. That shit had been out and known about for literal years because he didn't even try to hide it. He used the same name & avatar on the SA forums that he used in his guro art. He wasn't demodded till a while after duke nukem forever came out, but ED had shit about his art for at least 6 years before that.

 

[Megapiss]

and now looks like this:
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He should sue whoever did that to him. He looks like a tranny Jocelyn Wildenstein.

 

[OwO What's This?]

No. That shit had been out and known about for literal years because he didn't even try to hide it. He used the same name & avatar on the SA forums that he used in his guro art. He wasn't demodded till a while after duke nukem forever came out, but ED had shit about his art for at least 6 years before that.

lmfao another great mod pick

 

[Shrangus]

lmfao another great mod pick

Yeah, his demodding didn't even have anything to do with his guro art.

 

[repentance]

Mrs Lowtax told D&D mods to do their job impartially or resign. lol

 

[aquariumwater]

To steal a phrase from somethingsensitive, next up we have the "Lords of Dogtown" division:

Just to reiterate, LockStock and Cheryl posted constantly about the the sex he was having, and never ever posted about smoking meth, so we can be sure this was good clean wholesome fun, and the dude is certainly not crawling with several untreatable strains of chlamydia:


And a few more Fuck Marry Trex, just bc I have them:


Also repping in this division was Hate Fibration, for whom I have no witty anecdotes:


As well as TMT/FYAD crossover star, Skylark, who is best known for having a disney princess av, a sexy instagram model av, another disney princess av and occasionally having sex on Chaturbate:

 

[Ineedahero]

Also repping in this division was Hate Fibration, for whom I have no witty anecdotes:

That just looks like every other goon feminist nu male with mid length greasy hair.

 

[aquariumwater]

Lastly, what you've all wanted to see- The Richard Kiel Memorial division.

The troon that eats poop may have been Terragoetia, who you may have spotted in the troon beauty pageant. Believe it or not, this is an enormous improvment over what he looked like 3 years ago:


Kaethela is a brony:


TheMoose was another whitenoise poster who I didn't pay much attention to, but I suppose that's not the first time he's had that problem, which explains a lot:


Teh Winnar liked to remind people that she had been taking hormones for 15 years, and had surgery giving her official ladystatus 5 years ago:


And though he didn't post on SA, I really have to give a shout out to TehWinnar's "girlfriend" who is a true chamelon, going from this:
on facebook.

To this irl:

Spoiler

 

[Megapiss]

As well as TMT/FYAD crossover star, Skylark, who is best known for having a disney princess av, a sexy instagram model av, another disney princess av and occasionally having sex on Chaturbate:
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Holy shit lol. Skylark seems to be relatively well adjusted for a troon, so I assumed he'd be one of the more passable ones. That neanderthal face though...

 

[HG 400]

@aquariumwater thanks for saving all these they're pretty funny looking

 

[Shrangus]

Terragoetia sounds familiar. The photo I remember is them wearing a really ill-fitting black dress in front of a bookcase full of gundams. Also, if Terragoetia is who I'm remembering, that newer photo is in all fairness a big improvement.