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I don't even know who the fuck FAU is because I don't think he was admin when I left SA. I know Lowtax has passed off management of SA to one shit admin or another over the last several years which is exactly why the forums went downhill.

FAU is really mad he can't ban or probate us and that we're publically making fun of him and the freaks that post on SA.
 
Null said:
What's very interesting is that FAU didn't do this for SomethignSensitive. They have an identical thread about trannies on SA. It's just us.

You know what this tells me? FAU thinks we're worse. You know what this tells me? They didn't start caring about us just now. Someone uses Tumblr.
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Something Sensitive hasn't done anything major in a while, they need a hip new boogeyman.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Troons are the cream of the bug-ridden rotten crop.

Take this piece of shit for example:
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He was a regressive trannie years before stefonknee and posted about how he got lisa frank stickers and coloring books and growing up as a little girl. Most troons say they go to puberty, he straight up went back to being 6.

While being married and blackmailing his wife with suicide so she wouldn't leave him










That's just the first post (not first page, first post) of results on him from Something Sensitive. He has pages and pages worth of alternatively lulzy and reprehensible as fuck shit going on.

Oh and the kicker? On his demand, the admins of Something Awful went into years old locked & archived threads and edited out all of his posts to prevent the meanies at SS to laugh at him and dig up more crazy shit.
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IIRC this was also the guy who bragged about how hormones "made his crotch sweat smell authentically female"
 
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You can come shout at us anytime matey, it doesn't cost tenbux to post here lmao.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
@Lowtax FAU seems like a mouthy mod. You need compliant mods. They're your janitors not your friends.
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FAU has spent the last year being a free forums janitor for Lowtax. He probably spends 5+ hours a day helping to run another man's business for free. The only reason he does it is he can shape the forums into what he wants it to be and now Lowtax may take it away. Fucking do it Richard!!!
 
My favourite part about FAU is how quickly he changed his tune when he learned that lowtax was actually paying attention.
 
Look out goons we're going to click your profile page and find your steam accounts. Then post about how much time you waste playing video games. watch ur fucking backs losers! We may even find your posts on SA where you posted a picture of yourself.

I know it's fucked up but thats how it is when you're an EVIL INTERNET STALKER
 
The last thread I remember being outright deleted was the one for Duke Nukem Forever in Games. Basically what happened was the game came out and was dogshit and a lot of posters made fun of it for being dogshit and Axemaniac (who was a Games mod at the time, and a big Duke fan to boot) was so asspained at it that he outright nuked it.
 
lmao wasn't Axemaniac the mod that was involved in the porn where women were transformed into literal toilets or am I misremembering
 
In the helldump days SA mocked its own troons way worse than anything that's been done in this thread. I remember one troon who looked like penn jilette (why do they always look like him?) who got laughed out of the ask/tell fetishes thread for asking how best to go about eating shit, to which the reply was 'don't eat shit you crazy retard'.

Anyway I mostly remember someone posting 'Penn & Teller Eat Shit' in response to the photos, and since then I remember that troon any time I see Penn & Teller.

OwO What's This? said:
lmao wasn't Axemaniac the mod that was involved in the porn where women were transformed into literal toilets or am I misremembering
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Yeah that was him. It was disgusting amputee/guro shit too, rather than being like a 'mystical diaper transformation' thing.
 
Well, looks like he zapped the ladythread too, which was where the troons most loved to post.

Unfortunately, none of these pics will have the context that they were meant to have, so my post won't be so interesting, but I've been sitting on some of these pics for a long time (with the intention of eventually joining somethingsensitive and handing them over for a new troon beauty pageant, but as someone upthread said, SS is a little too much on the "1488 niggerdeath" end of the scale for my comfort.)

Anyway, plenty of bitching from LMO is directed at The Iron Rose, ostensibly because Iron Rose is more *privileged* than LMO, since LMO is black and poor (somehow, despite being "the top of the food chain" at his job.) The real reason is more obvious when you see a picture of Iron Rose:
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Despite being a little boyish, Iron Rose is is pretty, and there's a fierce humblebrag competion between shim and Philip Rivers (left) over who passes the best:
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Third place goes to shitposter extraordinaire, Windmillslayer:
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Other plausibly passing posters are Pollyanna, who just dropped 10k on plastic surgery:
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and TumblrofScotch and SixofHearts who pass or not depending on carefully staged selfie angle:
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