Something Awful Troons

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When I was just a young buck, posting everyday in that terrible thread, I just assumed everyone was in their late teens or early twenties, and were all telling the truth about passing. Little did I know the very people in the thread were the ones I was insulting. Eventually they all got sick of me saying that a 40 year old man in a dress isn't a woman so they banned me.
 
To keep the train rolling, here's Thalantos:

http://www.georgiaunites.org/danafuchko/
https://www.facebook.com/dana.fuchko

Work:
http://business.atlantagaychamber.org/list/member/trans-form-custom-cleaning-atlanta-387
"A Trans Owned and Operated Cleaning & Interior Maintenance Service, Trans-Form will perform residential & business cleaning, repair, & organizational services. Our services are tailored to your needs."

Can't make this shit up.

Has repeatedly talked about having to do sex work to live.
 
Troons are the cream of the bug-ridden rotten crop.

Take this piece of shit for example:
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He was a regressive trannie years before stefonknee and posted about how he got lisa frank stickers and coloring books and growing up as a little girl. Most troons say they go to puberty, he straight up went back to being 6.

While being married and blackmailing his wife with suicide so she wouldn't leave him

Aleph Null said:
I told my wife not too long ago that if I didn't have her support, I would have killed myself long ago. And I meant it.
Aleph Null said:
I had a tiny flaccid penis that became normal / average sized when erect. As in, I'm a grow-er not a show-er. After hormones, it is still tiny when flaccid and won't get fully erect at all on its own. My doctor prescribed Cialis which works perfectly.

I used to hate my tiny penis, but now I'm glad there is less down there to be dysphoric about than what some trans women have to deal with.
Aleph Null said:
I wore dresses before I knew what transgenger was and I thought it was just a weird fetish / or phase. I actually forced myself to stop it, threw out my dresses, my bustiers, my shoes, my makeup, and my wigs because I thought it was wrong and sinful and indulging made me a bad person.

I did not wear dresses because I liked it (although I did like it). I wore dresses because it made me feel like a woman and that is what I really wanted.

What is the point? Society sucks and is absolutely monstrous to anyone who doesn't play into the subtle and shifting narrative it supports.

Someone who is a cis woman should, right now and not in hypothetical land, be able to shut down anyone who says shit about her wearing a dress with, "I am a woman." That will work, right now, just about anywhere in the United States. A trans woman trying the same should be granted the same privilege but she isn't.

Letting men wear dresses won't fix anything for trans women when the problem is having society at large recognize them as women in the first place. Trans women are absolutely seen as "just" men in dresses by a lot if people. Enough people that "man in a dress" is practically a trope for trans women right up there us with "tricking" unsuspecting men into having gay sex with us.
Aleph Null said:
I told my wife not too long ago that if I didn't have her support, I would have killed myself long ago. And I meant it.
Giving up and getting it over with is so much easier than dealing with all of this day in and day out.

As for why family can get so upset over something that has nothing to do with them, I have no idea. I can't wrap my brain around it either. It's possible that part of their identity is wrapped up in who you are. By changing who you are, it tears down their memories and makes them feel partially invalidated, too. So they fight to make you stop and return to what they thought you were so they don't have to examine their own identities.
Self-reflection is difficult, even painful. We know that better than most.
Aleph Null said:
My wife called my mom to wish her a Merry Christmas and my mom asked where her son was referring to me. I am too passive and timid to lay out a "I don't know where your son is, but your daughter is right here."
I know she doesn't even think about my gender dysphoria. She'd rather not deal with it.
It still hurt my feelings.
Sorry for whining about something so small compared to folks getting thrown out.
Aleph Null said:
That was my mom's reaction. Now if only she'd actually talk about it.

I'm pretty desperate to come out more broadly but my therapist doesn't think I am stable enough to handle the stress, scrutiny, and potential fall out. She's probably right.
Aleph Null said:
This seems like as good a time as any to talk about my last laser session. It was my 5th treatment and the last one I purchased in my bundle. I have been doing it without the numbing cream because that was another $100.
It always hurts.
But this time he said he was increasing the wavelength to get at the deeper hairs.

The actual zapping only hurt a little bit more than usual. He said again, "Most people use the numbing cream on the face; you are pretty tough." To which I always reply, "Yeah, but it really, really hurts."

Oh. My. God. It didn't stop hurting like it normally does.

I cried all the way home. My neck felt like it was on fire. I had to hold the seat belt and my jacket away because I couldn't stand anything to touch it.

I got home, sat in my recliner and kept on crying saying "why does it still hurt?" over and over. My wife came out to check on me and quickly got me a cold washcloth and then an ice pack. After about 15 minutes of that, I was okay.

The next day? Nothing. No pain, no blisters. I was sure I'd look like I'd stuck my chin in a deep fat fryer.
Aleph Null said:
Yes. I was merely cute as a dude and as a lady I'm pretty fucking ugly. Thankfully, I've already been married for 15 years so I don't have to worry about it too much, but I still do. Every day.
:sparkles:dysphoria!:sparkles:

I'm working up the nerve to have another appointment with the endo about upping my hormones. It's been 10 months and I still look almost exactly the same as I did.

That's just the first post (not first page, first post) of results on him from Something Sensitive. He has pages and pages worth of alternatively lulzy and reprehensible as fuck shit going on.

Oh and the kicker? On his demand, the admins of Something Awful went into years old locked & archived threads and edited out all of his posts to prevent the meanies at SS to laugh at him and dig up more crazy shit.
 
Hi-5s all around.

'Quick, KF found the troon thread! Protect the troon's fragile egos, erase their stupidity from the internet.'

And Lowtax wonders how he can fix the forums. He can start by cleaning house with his shit mods and admins.
 
FactsAreUseless said:
... entire forums dedicated to doxxing and harassing minorities

So how many posts/positive ratings do I need to access these mythic jew-gassing/negro-lynching subforums? Or is it part of the donation prize pack when you get the extra ratings?
 

Well that was poorly judged. If they run we have to chase them. It's in our nature.

With that staggeringly misguided action from FAU, hunting season just opened on all goons. Their goons, our goons, trans goons, cis goons. Goons who tip their silly hats. Goons who have too many cats. We have to dig every goons' dox. And mail them wasps in a cardboard box.

Who wants to head up the dig team? Cricket's my go-to pick for mass doxing ops but owo seems to have a foot in this community already. Cat's an all-star as always but I think he's big game hunting atm.
 
People just don't understand what makes someone a cow. It's not being lgbt, or having a fetish, or having nerd interests. You have to be a uniquely awful person, and have an inability to stop sharing shit. If LMO didn't wildly seesaw between 'I saw the McDonalds sign and it triggered me' to 'I have a 6 foot dick and infinite muscles' AND post continuously the pictures wouldn't merit more than a heh. Nobody is gonna go to the trouble of digging up dirt on someone who just looks funny.
 
What's very interesting is that FAU didn't do this for SomethignSensitive. They have an identical thread about trannies on SA. It's just us.

You know what this tells me? FAU thinks we're worse. You know what this tells me? They didn't start caring about us just now. Someone uses Tumblr.
 
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