Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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It'd take up an entire Wikipedia. Every gooncon/camp, pupkin, those fiesta cats dolls , someone randomly proud of sucking off a friend for a beer, Icequeen existing, that hotdogvan scam (which was hilarious), several failed fan games, the goon who shit himself on opium tea and indeed most drugs threads. It's like moths to a flame and I only named ones off the top of my head.

99% of goons who died were from drugs/suicide or hushed up murder suicides.
 
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They also talk about the cryno saga
 
SA’s community has always consistently boggled the mind with its ability to exceed expectations in that department. It’s the community that brought us puckins, Goon Camp, SWAP.avi, a killer zipline, a man blowing off his fingat while attempting to decommission an old video game console, a man having sex with a laboratory flask full of raw hamburger, multiple phenazepam deaths, Aatrek, a failed tranny coup d’etat, and so much more.
I still can’t believe LowT never capitalized on Let’s Plays. SA was the place to watch them before Let’s Plays exploded on YouTube and Twitch entered the game. SA was pretty lucrative, he could’ve made his own streaming/video hosting site, but he’s a lazy junkie who burns money and thinks paying coders is beneath him.
 
I still can’t believe LowT never capitalized on Let’s Plays. SA was the place to watch them before Let’s Plays exploded on YouTube and Twitch entered the game. SA was pretty lucrative, he could’ve made his own streaming/video hosting site, but he’s a lazy junkie who burns money and thinks paying coders is beneath him.
Like most junkies Lowtax unable to plan beyond his next fix. Everything was gravy as long as there was money for overpriced prepared food and cheap booze. We saw the freakouts whenever back taxes came due or he needed a medical procedure done, but goons coughed up money during the begathons and he had a steady stream from the forums. He was king and nothing would ever change. He would have cashed out if he was smart. He would have become a last force on the internet if he had vision. I remember when Steam was the unified updater Valve used for their games and I hated it because it always fucked up. How many people could have predicted what it would become?

Lowtax had plenty of opportunities pass before his bloodshot eyes and never cared about any of them because he was king of shit mountain and the tenbux would never stop flowing.
 
I still can’t believe LowT never capitalized on Let’s Plays. SA was the place to watch them before Let’s Plays exploded on YouTube and Twitch entered the game. SA was pretty lucrative, he could’ve made his own streaming/video hosting site, but he’s a lazy junkie who burns money and thinks paying coders is beneath him.
People used various video streaming services other than Youtube back in that day. Google's own video streaming thingy was a shitty competitor; Viddler, Blip.tv, and Vimeo were others. Screenshot let's plays [56k catchphrase] were also common, and probably still are.

What made Something Awful's let's plays notable was quality control, at a time when quality control did not otherwise exist anywhere in the Let's Play world. You had people using terrible capture software or even camcorders to run their video Let's Plays, doing episodes where they literally just died fifty times in I Wanna Be The Guy and made no progress because the game crashed, doing episodes where the mouse pointer was clearly visible, providing terrible commentary about how their cat gets high off the smell of their sweat or whatever the fuck, responding with extreme hostility to any criticism, getting interrupted by moms and/or lumberjacks, and generally being unwatchable. SA had a brutal culture of critique, which was often counterproductive (the LP Sandcastle basically functioned like this site's Proving Grounds used to and was thus very good at making people reluctant to ever post any new threads at all) but generally meant that the Let's Plays that you clicked into weren't going to completely suck. That was that subforum's draw, as was Retsupurae, which existed to ruthlessly mock bad Let's Players on and off the site.

Lowtax made an effort to get into Let's Plays in 2013, by playing a fairly low-quality indie horror game called Cry of Fear and bringing Shmorky in to commentate alongside him. LP was becoming increasingly pozzed at that point, and the thread was full of people saying that shmorky sounds so cute he's like an adorable little teddy bear that you wanna snuggle uwu. This adulation very openly contributed to Shmorky's steady mental decline, which was observable as the LP progressed and as Lowtax and Shmorky began playing other garbage games together while Shmorky shrieked in an ever higher pitch.
 
Like most junkies Lowtax unable to plan beyond his next fix. Everything was gravy as long as there was money for overpriced prepared food and cheap booze. We saw the freakouts whenever back taxes came due or he needed a medical procedure done, but goons coughed up money during the begathons and he had a steady stream from the forums. He was king and nothing would ever change. He would have cashed out if he was smart. He would have become a last force on the internet if he had vision. I remember when Steam was the unified updater Valve used for their games and I hated it because it always fucked up. How many people could have predicted what it would become?

Lowtax had plenty of opportunities pass before his bloodshot eyes and never cared about any of them because he was king of shit mountain and the tenbux would never stop flowing.
He could have choose to be a technocrat or smoke crack and beat wife. He chooses smoke crack and beat wife.

People used various video streaming services other than Youtube back in that day. Google's own video streaming thingy was a shitty competitor; Viddler, Blip.tv, and Vimeo were others. Screenshot let's plays [56k catchphrase] were also common, and probably still are.

What made Something Awful's let's plays notable was quality control, at a time when quality control did not otherwise exist anywhere in the Let's Play world. You had people using terrible capture software or even camcorders to run their video Let's Plays, doing episodes where they literally just died fifty times in I Wanna Be The Guy and made no progress because the game crashed, doing episodes where the mouse pointer was clearly visible, providing terrible commentary about how their cat gets high off the smell of their sweat or whatever the fuck, responding with extreme hostility to any criticism, getting interrupted by moms and/or lumberjacks, and generally being unwatchable. SA had a brutal culture of critique, which was often counterproductive (the LP Sandcastle basically functioned like this site's Proving Grounds used to and was thus very good at making people reluctant to ever post any new threads at all) but generally meant that the Let's Plays that you clicked into weren't going to completely suck. That was that subforum's draw, as was Retsupurae, which existed to ruthlessly mock bad Let's Players on and off the site.

Lowtax made an effort to get into Let's Plays in 2013, by playing a fairly low-quality indie horror game called Cry of Fear and bringing Shmorky in to commentate alongside him. LP was becoming increasingly pozzed at that point, and the thread was full of people saying that shmorky sounds so cute he's like an adorable little teddy bear that you wanna snuggle uwu. This adulation very openly contributed to Shmorky's steady mental decline, which was observable as the LP progressed and as Lowtax and Shmorky began playing other garbage games together while Shmorky shrieked in an ever higher pitch.
The titles for his streams are absolute garbage that will make the algorithm ignore you, he doesn’t have an audience that found him, just goons.
 
The titles for his streams are absolute garbage that will make the algorithm ignore you, he doesn’t have an audience that found him, just goons.
One of the most telling things about his streams is how the viewership declined as his popularity on SA waned. His New Year's Eve stream in 2019 had 200-ish viewers, and he pissed off a ton of goons via the impromptu liveban spree he went on. A month and a half later, viewership was just over 100. Now that he isn't allowed on the site he founded, viewership is at 40-50. People only ever watched his streams because he ran Something Awful. They're not good viewing.
 
it will never stop being funny to compare him to the penny arcade guys. they all started out as loser nerds on efront, but while lowtax wasted the countless opportunities sa provided him with the pa guys managed to leverage their webcomic into a number of international conventions and charities. they seem to be living very comfortabley doing what they love and have boring healthy family lives.
 
it will never stop being funny to compare him to the penny arcade guys. they all started out as loser nerds on efront, but while lowtax wasted the countless opportunities sa provided him with the pa guys managed to leverage their webcomic into a number of international conventions and charities. they seem to be living very comfortabley doing what they love and have boring healthy family lives.
Or even his old nemesis Eric Bauman, who is now a millionaire who doesn't have to lift a finger for the rest of his life because he had the sense to sell his shitty, copyright infringing site.
 
it will never stop being funny to compare him to the penny arcade guys. they all started out as loser nerds on efront, but while lowtax wasted the countless opportunities sa provided him with the pa guys managed to leverage their webcomic into a number of international conventions and charities. they seem to be living very comfortabley doing what they love and have boring healthy family lives.
Fucking Tim Buckley is living a better life than LowT. Buckley’s happily married, has a kid and his comics have improved.
 
Fucking Tim Buckley is living a better life than LowT. Buckley’s happily married, has a kid and his comics have improved.

Tim Buckley turning his shit around, being a decent father, and actually working on improving his art makes me hopeful for all of humanity.
 
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