Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Coolio55]

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UMMMMMM IS THAT UNLICENCED USAGE OF MATT FURIE(TM)'S "PEPE"(TM) (R) INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY???? THAT ISNT ALLOWED!!!!
Oh yeah, also an unedited still from the simpsons ...and what's with that foot fetish one?

 

[JustSomeDong]

That garbage is something I can see a 14 year old trapped in the whole fashion punk thing thinks is cool. No wonder a goon thought it up because they're eternally 14 in maturity and mentality.

I thought of the "15 pieces of flair" from office space. Just useless edge. Window dressing.

 

[dance dance if you want]

beginning to wonder how long it takes goons to realize jeffrey isn’t going to permaban lowtax, and how long it will take for them to forget he promised that

 

[The Grognard]

That garbage is something I can see a 14 year old trapped in the whole fashion punk thing thinks is cool. No wonder a goon thought it up because they're eternally 14 in maturity and mentality.

It's all junk aimed to be slapped into some future diversity hire's iThing. The addition of footy stickers isn't surprising either because the average yank footy fan is someone who utterly hates all other sports and they heard that people they don't like hate it so they like it purely to spite the stereotype of a redneck they constructed in their heads.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

The Football Stickers are probably in breach of copyright law

 

[negativlad]

Honestly I really liked Monstergeddon, and a ton of the other articles that were on the Front Page. I'm probably the only dumbass who went to SA for the weird articles and not for the forums.

This was the last good Front Page article; it came out a decade ago, I'm afraid.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

The Football Stickers are probably in breach of copyright law

They certainly are, as is the Gritty sticker, and the Sesame Street one. The site is based in Austrailia and is probably too small time for any of these IPs to really care about

 

[The Fatriarchy]

And an edit+coloring of a god damn Care Bears coloring page, because "antifascists" are toddlers, I guess.

 

[White Devil]

And an edit+coloring of a god damn Care Bears coloring page, because "antifascists" are toddlers, I guess.

None of these people ever mentally progressed beyond high school.

 

[Silas]

None of these people ever mentally progressed beyond high school.

A lot of them haven't chronologically progressed beyond high school either

 

[White Devil]

A lot of them haven't chronologically progressed beyond high school either

I kind of doubt there's real teenagers on something awful in 2021.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I kind of doubt there's real teenagers on something awful in 2021.

He means they dropped out and never got their GED.

 

[BlueSpark]

I can see a 14 year old trapped in the whole fashion punk thing thinks is cool

There's no way. Only middle-aged lunatic trannies and their simps would like this garbage.

 

[White Devil]

There's no way. Only middle-aged lunatic trannies and their simps would like this garbage.

You've never met a fashion punk in highschool then.

 

[Loose Goose]

This is precisely the embarrassing shit a sixteen year old punk would like. You will find them plastered on every surface where they congregate. But these are not edgy teens. They are post-edgy IT guys and service drones in their forties (the "middle-aged lunatic trannies and their simps ").

 

[retard strength]

God damn those are just pathetic. What a bunch of simp wimps.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I think I have found the saddest banner ad in a long time on today's visit to the ruins of Something Awful.

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You can buy them here, in a collection that includes smash hits like
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and
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or the classics:
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Goon made! Step right up, goon Sir (and the L-Ladies can come, too!)

"Listening to Rage Against the Machine in my cubicle isn't making me enough of a laughingstock at work. How do I change that?"

 

[CptnSnshn]

Jesus fucking christ another SA LPr, Thornbrain, came out as Trans. What is it with playing video games on the internet and chopping your dick off? Glad I never started.

Thornbrain was the faggot that shoved his terminally unfunny GOTIS suffering girlfriend Olivia into every fucking video, I'm glad that he'll kill himself in 41 months.

 

[augment]

Is there a banner ad I can purchase to show my support to professional victim, former Helldump gigastar and all-round con-artist darling Chelsea Van Valkenburg AKA Zoe Quinn.
I'm sure she still posts in the ruins.

 

[White Devil]

Is there a banner ad I can purchase to show my support to professional victim, former Helldump gigastar and all-round con-artist darling Chelsea Van Valkenburg AKA Zoe Quinn.
I'm sure she still posts in the ruins.

Five Guys Burgers and Fries.