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I'm not sure if he's lying or not because I've been told by multiple people that have gone to both Japan and China that slants love white dick. They consider it "exotic" or some shit.
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Leonard Helplessness
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I think I read a post once in one of the SA China threads that if you use a public urinal in mainland China you’re guaranteed to get weirdos trying to cop a glance at your enormous Western monster dick.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
Children in Japan have this game they play where they try to shove their fingers up your asshole, it's especially popular when done to gaijin.
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oh god no.
Haier did a ban me and then came buck under a different name. then he self banned again.
He s almost not a goon he didnt over share his personal information. He lived in India when he was young and enjoyed it. Worked in China boned chinese women got sick of china went to india, realized that the standard of living was rougher than he remembered.
Its like when your 19 and live on friends couch you can do that when your young but when your 30 its shit and you know it.
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I could do a whole thing, but this boils down to "if you give someone -male or female - a chance to have consequence free sex, chances are they'll take it. And as an obvious foreigner you are the definition of consequence free".
China especially has a huge Ashley Madison sort of culture where everyone cheats and its only bad (very, very bad) if you get caught. Japan, the women just generally like that foreign guys know how to take initiative without being weeby creeps. Google "Japanese Herbivore". This breeds a whole self-reinforcing white-dick fetish culture.
I lived in a place (in america) that had a thriving tourist presence, and getting laid was a cake walk because the bars full of women from out of town who knew they'd never see you again if they went home with you.
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While I was there, I knew a guy who was in a wheelchair who would pull mad pussy. He was average looking, went home with serious hotties, and his 'secret technique' was to talk to women at a bar like normal, and after about drink three they'd ask if his dick still worked. When he said it did as long as he wasn't too drunk, he'd get some variation of "why don't you show me?"; they'd never see him again and wanted a story. (He had a hell of a time finding a local girl who wasn't looking for someone they could control)
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One of the genderspecial snowflakes in the trump thread on GBS just referred to Churchill as "that dead fat racist".
These people must really hate jews to want so many more of them dead.
That thread is like a cousin with tourettes, generally funny and interesting, but every now and again it shows it's true colors and just "GET THE GUNS TO SHOOT FASH COAPS, ALL IS RACISM, BUSH DID 9/11", and you're reminded that these people will die alone and unloved by their own hand.
Shit, these people are in their late thirties/early forties. How much do you have to fail at life in order to still want to "fight de powa" at that point?
These people must really hate jews to want so many more of them dead.
That thread is like a cousin with tourettes, generally funny and interesting, but every now and again it shows it's true colors and just "GET THE GUNS TO SHOOT FASH COAPS, ALL IS RACISM, BUSH DID 9/11", and you're reminded that these people will die alone and unloved by their own hand.
Shit, these people are in their late thirties/early forties. How much do you have to fail at life in order to still want to "fight de powa" at that point?
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I believe that the scale of measure for this would call its whole units "goons"
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What I understand from the last 2 pages of TT, Beijing is Menzoberranzan, Jews are Mind Flayers and we're all doomed.
Doomed, I say!
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Doomed, I say!
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this made me laught
Its from GBS reddit thread. Basically some redditor had a dude pissing in his shed.
but this post I cant tell itf its shit posting or mental illness.
Its from GBS reddit thread. Basically some redditor had a dude pissing in his shed.
but this post I cant tell itf its shit posting or mental illness.
Can't speak for the chinks but in Japan a whole lot of women are obsessed with white men. We call them "gaijin hunters" since they act like us whiteys are endangered prey. They don't think we're "exotic" so to speak but we're treated like trophies to their friends. "Look at my foreign boyfriend". It's closely tied to a host of Japanese women no longer being attracted to Jappo men for being "too passive", what they call "herbivore men", while whites are more aggressive "carnivore men".
The women basically used feminism to change Jap men to be less dominant and now because of it have no attraction to dating them anymore. If the men weren't so creepy I'd feel sorry for them.
Edit: Ghostse beat me to some of it
I was speaking firsthand. I was in Tokyo for 3 years and left 2 1/2 years ago. What Ghostse said about the chinks is true about the Japanese women. It's extremely easy finding casual sex and extremely difficult finding serious relationships because of the trophy status they place on you. You're there to be shown off to friends.
In 3 years I had about half a dozen women approach me on the street using google translate on their phone because they spoke zero English asking me to come back to their place. It has nothing to do with how attractive you are, it's a well known saying that if you're a completely average 5 in America then Jap women are going to treat you like you're an 8.
In bed they're boring as fuck. At best they take direction but at worst are dead fish with the weird crying noises. If you're a below average white incel then moving to Japan is a perfect way to get your dick wet. If you're anything else then I wouldn't suggest it.
In 3 years I had about half a dozen women approach me on the street using google translate on their phone because they spoke zero English asking me to come back to their place. It has nothing to do with how attractive you are, it's a well known saying that if you're a completely average 5 in America then Jap women are going to treat you like you're an 8.
In bed they're boring as fuck. At best they take direction but at worst are dead fish with the weird crying noises. If you're a below average white incel then moving to Japan is a perfect way to get your dick wet. If you're anything else then I wouldn't suggest it.
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Looks like 100 percent shit posting. Can't have that on a comedy forum.
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looks like you forgot a couple words
There's something surreal about hearing this from You. But as the saying goes, like Vegas, isn't that how they "get" you? I've heard of quite a few tales of these supposed gaijin hunters just being the bait to cafes and izakayas that tack on absurd "service fees" and make sure to have Fat Tony standing over you with a baseball bat when the bill comes.
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I fucked your mom last night.
This was the downside. Sideways vagina in bed is about at the engagment levels of a self-heated real doll. Since I guess doing anything but the dead fish act makes you a filthy prostitute or something; there was lot of lost in translation when it was explained to me and I didn't quite get it. It was also difficult to get more than just missionary. I hear tell that's changing, but can't verify that one way or another.
So yes. If you're white and want your fill of boring sex, either head to japan or get a ten-spot and head over to Mepsi Pax's house to bang his mom.
Never heard of any of that in Japan. The bait ones take you soaplands or hostess bars. if she's getting on the bed after wrapping herself in newspaper then its legit as everything Vegas-type was pay-up-front. Prostitution is really frowned on, White people tend to go to the cops, and "Fatsu Tonyuka" is going to be about a foot shorter and about 100 lbs lighter than your average incel.
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Agreed with the caveat that all crime in grorious nihon is always the fault of the idiot foreigner so you're counting on both Tonyaka and Bait-chan not being snitch niggas. Now that's definitely Vegas odds.
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It depends on whether they think it will embarrass them. If it will, they let the idiot foreigner go. If not, though, they'll follow their usual policies of just interrogating you as aggressively as they can until you confess to whatever, to maintain their 99.9999999% or whatever conviction record. And if they go that way, the diplomatic concessions necessary to let you go go way up, so you best be considered worthwhile by at least someone in your home country.
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goon that worked at pornhub talks about a gay porn series were the plot is burglers do a break in but some magic plant turns them gay and makes them fuck
Learned Hand
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I know this entire thread has been a slow-motion post-mortem, but I feel for the sake of posterity someone should write up the events of the past few years that lead to this point so that SA might be mocked for all of time.