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Old school communism: "we must seize the means of production"
2020s communism: "we must destroy the means of production"
 
LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
Old school communism: "we must seize the means of production"
2020s communism: "we must destroy the means of production"
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I mean, old school did that anyway. So modern communism is just quicker and more efficent.


The only time you can call communism either of those things
 
TiggerNits said:
I mean, old school did that anyway. So modern communism is just quicker and more efficent.


The only time you can call communism either of those things
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The only thing Communism is better at than Capitalism is killing communists.

Which tbf is important, vital work.
 
WaltherPPGAY said:
The most recent row that my previous post eludes to evidently has to do with people going to bat for the CCP:
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CCP propagandists have done wonders convincing the left that China is troon-friendly.

For as much as they want to escape the US, they surely know it's piss easy to go teach English at a Chinese public university right? All you need is a BA and a TEFL cert which costs like $250. You work around 20 hours a week max and make a decent enough wage to live comfortably in T2 cities. Never hear them talk about it, so deep down they must know that actually living in China would be pretty shitty for them.
 
eternal dog mongler said:
CCP propagandists have done wonders convincing the left that China is troon-friendly.

For as much as they want to escape the US, they surely know it's piss easy to go teach English at a Chinese public university right? All you need is a BA and a TEFL cert which costs like $250. You work around 20 hours a week max and make a decent enough wage to live comfortably in T2 cities. Never hear them talk about it, so deep down they must know that actually living in China would be pretty shitty for them.
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The Saga of the SA china threads (yes pural) is amazing you have your standard former and current ESL teachers. you had a goon that got his dick wet and didnt get taken down by the moral outrage crew.

You had Wayne (aka Genesplicer) closing threads because some posted the sedanchair.jpg. The use of the word Nog (meaning farmer as in that word is used in like farmers bank of china) because it was racist, He banned people for saying the word Nork. for north korean.

the filthy dirty goon sex haver self banned which was smart

The gbs china thread would be at war with the D&D china thread (aka the tankie thread)

There s a goon who works for goldman sachs that thanked the thread for making him wise to the way the chinamese will be lazy and sneaky etc

hell that thread i am sure is filled with under cover chuds.


Oh and big take away working in china is alot harder the cost of living has gone up its not the bargin that it used to be.
 
northstar747 said:
The Saga of the SA china threads (yes pural) is amazing you have your standard former and current ESL teachers. you had a goon that got his dick wet and didnt get taken down by the moral outrage crew.

There s a goon who works for goldman sachs that thanked the thread for making him wise to the way the chinamese will be lazy and sneaky etc
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That whole saga was great. Every single person that lived in China told him what was going to happen after he wondered into the thread about some new China contact he had through his job, actually took the advice offered, and keep a paper trail until his opposite in China tried to screw him over. And they did! From what I recalled the drones in China tried to pass last year's finical estimates and research as the current years and he was able to catch them in a lie.
 
Back me up! said:
That whole saga was great. Every single person that lived in China told him what was going to happen after he wondered into the thread about some new China contact he had through his job, actually took the advice offered, and keep a paper trail until his opposite in China tried to screw him over. And they did! From what I recalled the drones in China tried to pass last year's finical estimates and research as the current years and he was able to catch them in a lie.
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Yep and his chinese counter part lost face, and in typical fasion lied threw a fit and then quit.

I think someone in one of those thread explained chinese face culture like someone farts another person points it out. the person who lost face then screams that they did fart and to draw attention away from farting they proceed to shit themselves and then scream about how your the one with shit your pants, basically melting down like a tolder.

The still unfinished chinese block buster empires of the deep ( I think thats what its called) basically had a chinese billionare want to make a movie. He hires people from hollywood but keeps wanting to interfering. Tell the director "make this character come back to life, just have a magic pill that does it" Director goes "okay we can bring him back to life but the pill thing isnt gonna work it will deflate tension so will have a risky ritual to bring them back"

Billionaire loses face and basically drags the guy down to the garage and show him how he dries a lambo and thus is correct.

The big take away reading those threads over the years is that the chinese with to comand a world the have no interest in understanding.

And the west is basically a whores for the chinese money.
 
northstar747 said:
The Saga of the SA china threads (yes pural) is amazing you have your standard former and current ESL teachers. you had a goon that got his dick wet and didnt get taken down by the moral outrage crew.

You had Wayne (aka Genesplicer) closing threads because some posted the sedanchair.jpg. The use of the word Nog (meaning farmer as in that word is used in like farmers bank of china) because it was racist, He banned people for saying the word Nork. for north korean.
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I'm honestly surprised that GBS thread lasted so long.

In D&D you get to learn about the harmonious culture of China and how they're so much more developed than the western world. Then in the GBS thread you get videos of Chinese drivers accidentally running people over and then backing over their bodies to make sure they're dead since that's cheaper than having to pay for their medical bills.
 
I read that GBS China thread for years, it was actually very informative and interesting, and the face games tell you so much about Chinese culture. Also lol @ that guy that used Weebo or whatever it was to hook up with Chinese chicks.
 
I joined SA in 220 BC and I'm still butthurt after Troonus Bullshittus Maximus permabanned Archimedes for asking him to stop shitting up the Doomsday Device subforum.
 
White Devil said:
I read that GBS China thread for years, it was actually very informative and interesting, and the face games tell you so much about Chinese culture. Also lol @ that guy that used Weebo or whatever it was to hook up with Chinese chicks.
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That dude was great cause it was 100% mutural hookups but the incels in D&D were so pissed at him for getting laid in glorious China.
 
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That dude was great cause it was 100% mutural hookups but the incels in D&D were so pissed at him for getting laid in glorious China.
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How dare the Chinks have agency and desire white dick.
 
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White Devil said:
I read that GBS China thread for years, it was actually very informative and interesting, and the face games tell you so much about Chinese culture. Also lol @ that guy that used Weebo or whatever it was to hook up with Chinese chicks.
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Didn't he get raided by the police at some point? Or am I thinking of some other goon sexpat.
 
Haier, I think his name was. Might've been a bigpeeler situation, but he was indian if I recall.
 
agility_ said:
Haier, I think his name was. Might've been a bigpeeler situation, but he was indian if I recall.
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Dude was likely a pathological liar, and if any other goons suggested this guy might be a liar and that maybe just maybe not calling out his exploitive attitude toward women that gets anyone else banned is hypocritical, it was typically responded to with 'well idc if it's not true his stories are funny'. Typical GBS moral consistency.
 
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