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spinal gas chamber said:
Well let me start out by saying hello, this is my first post. I just signed up yesterday and I was looking around the forums and found this one and I have quite a story for y'all. I was going to an alternative school and I had just moved into my dad's house because me and my mom were not getting along at the time. My dad worked all the time and I didn't know anyone in the area. The apartment complex was right off of the highway. So it's just me and my neighbor mostly chilling and smoking weed the whole time.

I was mostly alone. I had been depressed since I was about 15. I was an angry little fuck but I never had the problems I have today before moving in there. I spend most of my time alone and playing video games. I would play audiobooks in the background and listen to music constantly.

I had a soundtrack of lofi hip hop always playing in the at full blast in the house. Overtime I started to unravel little by little. I don't remember how gradually it happened but I started to he faint voiceless whispers. I believe that turned into something I will never be able to understand.

I would hear the whispers coming from the audiobooks I would play. I would here things that would come through my music and it was always strange. If I would have to describe my life from that time to even now I would say it's very strange.

A day in my life was like this. wake up from a mundane but relaxing dream, go to work and come home and work out. Sounds fine but the thing I was doing all day was talking to myself and replying to some vague voice. I remember one day I was getting changed to go to work and I heard a voice say "I bet 10$ you'd kill yourself yesterday" Really put me in the spirit to work.

I went down to Florida for a graduation present from my aunt. I can't say I had an all around bad time but I would be Ok one moment and not alright the next. I was probably acting strange but I was just dealing with bullshit all day long. On the trip I was listening to the book it. About 20 hours into the book I was having problems so I walked to the cafe. As I am walking I hear pennywise in my head saying evil shit. Then there was the turtle from the book "god" responding with positive responses. I just remember sitting there watching a Mexican guy clean up tables.

After that I went to a mental institution days after getting home from Florida

If you would like me to continue my story I will be sure to but I don't want to waste my time.

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81sidewinder said:
Yeah. My therapist calls them 'intrusive thoughts' - it's not anything to worry about if it's not effecting your life. Sometime you just think - 'what would happen if I drove off this bridge?' It's no big deal.
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"It's no big deal."
 
Reallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waiting for the part of the story were the kids cuts his dick off to be a women.

Or the first suggestion, you know, that all your problems will go away if you cut your dick off.
 
Burt is a massive retarded faggot asshole, but I am not happy that he's gonna die of cancer.

You see, we normalbrains do not wish horrible death unto others for what they post on the internet.
 
agility_ said:
Burt is a massive retarded faggot asshole, but I am not happy that he's gonna die of cancer.

You see, we normalbrains do not wish horrible death unto others for what they post on the internet.
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I don't wish death on people, but when their karma catches up with them like this, I'm sure going to laugh at them.
 
agility_ said:
Burt is a massive retarded faggot asshole, but I am not happy that he's gonna die of cancer.

You see, we normalbrains do not wish horrible death unto others for what they post on the internet.
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I doubt many here wish for it, but since shit's happening we'll go ahead and make jokes, as we are not cry baby faggots
 
I don't wish for burt's death, but the dude is at the very least, a closet pedo preying on his own daughter low key so that makes him open season for jokes.
 
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proteus4994 said:
I think Kiwi Farms and SA users finally have something to bond over now.

Edit: BTW, I saw in another thread someone said that SA got the FBI visit over Trump death threats, and for the record that’s not true, it was either Bush or Obama, I can’t remember, but definitely not Trump.
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I thought someone did a FOIA request or something (not familiar with american law) and determined Lowtax just made that up.

Eddie Bravo said:
burt sexual has stage 4 cancer

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source?
 
Manah said:
I thought someone did a FOIA request or something (not familiar with american law) and determined Lowtax just made that up.
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He was never contacted by the Secret Service. He may have been reached out to by a federal contractor.
Lowtax sang some song about a visit by a secret service and how they strong armed him, but he was never contacted by actual Secret Service agents per the FOIA. It is still possible the Secret Service had him contacted by a contractor, just not by Secret Service agents themselves.
Lowtax saw suits and likely assumed actual feds.


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I was used as a reference for a TSCI, and so got a call from a federal agency to sit down with a nice gentleman who was WITH the DSA but was not a DSA agent (as he was required to inform me) to talk about my former employee and chiefly what street gangs and domestic terrorist organisations they had been a member of. He had a nice suit and by all accounts had the air of a Fed but was not actually a federal agent, because doing interviews with random schlubs far from any actual DSA branch was not a good use of agent time.
I imagine gathering information about internet tough guys ranks at about the same level.

I will say even the contractors love being opaque. When I got the call to talk about this person, that's all they said. So I didn't know if they'd been arrested or was being investigated for mob ties or what until I sat down with the contractor and he told me what was up. (If he had not, I would have been left to wonder if I'd been working with someone involved in 9/11 by the questions they asked and the way they asked them).

And this was a friendly interview, where they had to be warm and inviting because I had nothing to gain from my participation. I imagine in Lowtax's case where they wanted to compel cooperation (because likely if he'd told them to go fuck themselves and come back with a court order, it wouldn't have been worth the trouble) they'd have been even more obtuse about what was actually going on to let paranoia of the federal boogieman do the work for them.
 
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