Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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xjakk said:
nah, this is a whole new thing thats just started
life tip: dont fury masturbate on vicodin to take your mind off bad life things, shit gets broke

also to be clear, i didnt jam a bic pen , i stabbed repeatedly with an ink reservoir, not stuffing it with something to stretch out the hole, it wasnt about inflicting pain or doing damage, it was about sending a message, a message that beauty can be found in the bleakest spots, like a tumble in a muddy pit or a drop of dick blood swirling the drain.

whats with all these words.. i dont speak to people usually. well not me me. its all weird. anyway have fun doing this thing i got shit i gotta do
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Accept Jesus Christ into your life.
 
Something Awful: the e-equivalent of shoving a dildo up your ass and a pen up your dick.

Also, something that just annoys the dickens out of me:
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Not "women." Trans women. Men who identify as women. Also, I think the prisoners in the firefighting camps would say different about being "slaves."

But pointing any of this stuff out would likely land me a week given SA's current march towards ResetEradom.
 
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Bag of Asses said:
Something Awful: the e-equivalent of shoving a dildo up your ass and a pen up your dick.

Also, something that just annoys the dickens out of me:
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Not "women." Trans women. Men who identify as women. Also, I think the prisoners in the firefighting camps would say different about being "slaves."

But pointing any of this stuff out would likely land me a week given SA's current march towards ResetEradom.
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A week? Optimistic much? “Trans women” alone would earn you a ban, you’re literally murdering them by implying a distinction from actual women. Anything on top of that might elevate it to a permaban.
 
I'm going to laugh when MtFs start getting prostate cancer and still claim they're real women.
 
So do any of you kiwis read the more offbeaten threads in the sub forums on SA?

Years ago I enjoyed the attics of methed out Dave Bloomquest, in AI.

Lately I ve noticed varies threads by goons who are....productive. Like doing home remodeling or car restoration, Remember the landlord thread had to be ended because homeownership is immoral.

Will the productive and functional goons get run out at some point for the crime of acquiring, maintaining, and improving assets?
 
northstar747 said:
So do any of you kiwis read the more offbeaten threads in the sub forums on SA?

Years ago I enjoyed the attics of methed out Dave Bloomquest, in AI.

Lately I ve noticed varies threads by goons who are....productive. Like doing home remodeling or car restoration, Remember the landlord thread had to be ended because homeownership is immoral.

Will the productive and functional goons get run out at some point for the crime of acquiring, maintaining, and improving assets?
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I cherry-pick among the various threads in PYF, AI and GIP. Threads that have to do with products generally (and not specific products Goons can form cults over) tend to be alright, by far and large.

The landlord thread died on the altar of tankie/CHOP "kill your landlord" bullshit that only got worse the longer coof season went. I haven't noticed anything like in AI....but I also haven't seen a single goon who'd cop to actually owning anything of serious value. I'm talking supercars/concours-quality classic cars/super high-end luxury cars. Most AIers seem to just fuck around with old beaters, project cars, JDM shit or any new car under the $75k-$100k mark. Haven't noticed any ballers in there, but I could be wrong.
 
Bag of Asses said:
I also haven't seen a single goon who'd cop to actually owning anything of serious value. I'm talking supercars/concours-quality classic cars/super high-end luxury cars. Most AIers seem to just fuck around with old beaters, project cars, JDM shit or any new car under the $75k-$100k mark. Haven't noticed any ballers in there, but I could be wrong.
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Lol 3 Olives like to throw his gayness around. I also remember it might have been in GBS or maybe AI there was a goon who posted photos of a ferrai
 
I used to spend most of my time in BFC. That sub forum was mostly left alone and had a lot of good advice, especially if you were a nigga in your 20s wanting to get a IRA set up or if law school was the right choice for you.

BFC peaked when some goons started to amass fortunes because of goon erotica. Goons are all about those massive tax rates until it was them who was making six figures, which then they wanted to put their money in tax deferred or tax advantaged accounts. Then Amazon changed the way they were paying goon erotica writers where they paid by pages read instead of books downloaded. By some estimations, earnings dropped by 90%

After that point the poz moved in because any self improvement was considered sexist, racist, etc. Goldbrickers moved in and bragged about how little work they did but then in another thread would whine about how they were passed over for raises and promotions. I gave up around the time anyone asked for career advice and was met with “if you’re a white male, you can get whatever you want hyuck hyuck” bullshit.
 
X Prime said:
Terrorist threats: 6 hour probation.

History lesson regarding Islam: Ban + 30 day probation

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Jesus Christ, this is the calmest, most rational oppositional point anyone could make. It hasn't a hint of anti Muslim in it. It is merely anti Erdogan, anti demagogue, anti theocracy, anti violence. And they seethe at so vanilla a view as I have ever seen. Existence is not for these people. Their mental illness makes them too weak to even look outside their doors. It is no wonder they are killing themselves en-masse. The sad thing is they blame the world for what is clear to everyone else: the flaw is so obviously within them. Existence is not for these people.
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
After that point the poz moved in because any self improvement was considered sexist, racist, etc. Goldbrickers moved in and bragged about how little work they did but then in another thread would whine about how they were passed over for raises and promotions. I gave up around the time anyone asked for career advice and was met with “if you’re a white male, you can get whatever you want hyuck hyuck” bullshit.
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I used to follow some of the threads in there (the long term investing thread is repetitive but pretty smart) and gave up around the time of the landlord debacle.

The weird thing is that the BFC guy might actually be the last conservative mod on the forums, but he's either too absentee or scared to start probating people who shit things up.
 
exioce said:
Jesus Christ, this is the calmest, most rational oppositional point anyone could make. It hasn't a hint of anti Muslim in it. It is merely anti Erdogan, anti demagogue, anti theocracy, anti violence. And they seethe at so vanilla a view as I have ever seen. Existence is not for these people. Their mental illness makes them too weak to even look outside their doors. It is no wonder they are killing themselves en-masse. The sad thing is they blame the world for what is clear to everyone else: the flaw is so obviously within them. Existence is not for these people.
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It's all performative outrage and virtue signaling to the other brokebrains on staff and elsewhere on the forums. And again, shit like this drives out anyone with level-headed opinions for fear of stepping on one of the ever-changing landmines.
 
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