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More of a tame reaction than I expected. Guess they're saving the mass suicide for Nov 3rd.
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Leonard Helplessness
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They're pretty fucking optimistic that they'll sweep November 3rd, from the looks of things; they're already planning out their fantastic revenge for when God-Emperor Biden ascends to the Golden Throne and Inquisitor Harris begins to purge the unclean.
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If by some twist of fate Biden won, I can see Harris trying to fuck him into a heart attack so she ascends.
Leonard Helplessness
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I'll just spergsplain the reference. In Warhammer 40,000, the God-Emperor is a rotting carcass in a life support chair whose empire is run by a bunch of horrendous people who claim to interpret his will.
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I got your reference, I'm just referencing the well known fact that Harris is a whore.
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so is Biden, really
Leonard Helplessness
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People in D&D are continuing to be very normal about all of this.
skylined! is extremely well-informed about the environment and about how people typically respond to changing environmental circumstances over the course of many decades.
Dick Trauma's response is woefully flaccid. If he shrivels up even further, he's likely to invert.
ImpAtom is very adept at reading the tendency of extremely heavily vetted members of a very small independent judicial body to engage in basic mob behavior.
Neither CuddleCryptid nor whydirt are up with the times. Their elected heroes did try something. It's just that the something they tried was to throw a tantrum and fill the senate floor with printouts of sickly old ladies.
2nd Rate Poster suggests that an even bigger tantrum would have changed things.
Canadians are historically pretty good at setting American elitists' houses ablaze, as jet sanchEz demonstrates here in working Queering Wheel up into a fiery rage.
More Canadians show up to heckle, and are reminded that they too bear the white curse.
Delthalaz has a great idea about how to save America from the growing epidemic of sobriety and virginity in the underage daughters of high-ranking politicans.
And while Solaris 2.0 is ready to go out and set some black-owned mom-and-pop restaurants on fire in the name of racial equality...
Poor ryde shakes his head and kicks out the chair.
skylined! is extremely well-informed about the environment and about how people typically respond to changing environmental circumstances over the course of many decades.
Dick Trauma's response is woefully flaccid. If he shrivels up even further, he's likely to invert.
ImpAtom is very adept at reading the tendency of extremely heavily vetted members of a very small independent judicial body to engage in basic mob behavior.
Neither CuddleCryptid nor whydirt are up with the times. Their elected heroes did try something. It's just that the something they tried was to throw a tantrum and fill the senate floor with printouts of sickly old ladies.
2nd Rate Poster suggests that an even bigger tantrum would have changed things.
Canadians are historically pretty good at setting American elitists' houses ablaze, as jet sanchEz demonstrates here in working Queering Wheel up into a fiery rage.
More Canadians show up to heckle, and are reminded that they too bear the white curse.
Delthalaz has a great idea about how to save America from the growing epidemic of sobriety and virginity in the underage daughters of high-ranking politicans.
And while Solaris 2.0 is ready to go out and set some black-owned mom-and-pop restaurants on fire in the name of racial equality...
Poor ryde shakes his head and kicks out the chair.
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Amazing to me how the supposed political experts of D&D don't know how their own government works.
Leonard Helplessness
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And as for that Canadian who came in to dunk on people melting down:
No fun allowed. Let the goons cry. No pointing and laughing at them.
No fun allowed. Let the goons cry. No pointing and laughing at them.
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Because when the Donkeys held power, confronted by an impending red tide, rather than give ground they decided to Right-side-of-histort shit and remove the tools a minority party had at their disposal to prevent getting run over roughshod. Who could have seen the easily predictable consequences of their own rules being used against them.
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I know it doesn't mean the "D&D" that most people mean, but as someone who never used this site it's funny to imagine a bunch of nerds standing around a table with dice raving about why the Democrats failed their saving throw.
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So ironic that this reads like an old Weekend Web post
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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You wish. Not a single one of them has either the courage for that, or the level of commitment to the ideals they claim to care about.
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"People are reeling"
Misspelled REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing there Endork. It's beating a dead horse but this is one the faggiest fucking probations I've seen in some time and that's saying something. Everyone who mashed the report button on that gay post should be banned. The only reason that iceback should have been probated is for using "y'all".
Leonard Helplessness
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You have a good point, considering that Chairmaster panicked and tore apart his exit bag at the last minute. Lightning Knight is probably still sucking his dick.
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Yeah that's our job over here lol. Step off, goons.
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That goofy looking goon that left his parents a suicide note that said that they should educate themselves on gender or whatever faggotry, and jumped off a bridge, was hilarious.
Leonard Helplessness
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This wasn't even a "Toxx yourself for this candidate"-formatted pledge; Seven Hundred Bee is just being a sniveling little pickaninny. I'm certain that My Twitter Account would be warmly welcomed in our own political bet thread, though.
BobbyBriggs69420
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Like that gay marriage thing?
Leonard Helplessness
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Like how every fucking riot and other act of political violence gets justified after the fact by "but they were in pain/they're just taking back what was built on their backs/it's insured/they were starving and just needed a little bite of flatscreen to keep going" and so on.