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They're all fucked up sexually in some way or another I think.

I remember Void Burger would have meltdowns over anything sex related. I can't remember the exact arguments she would come out with regarding Outlast and the guy who cut dicks off, but I know it was along the lines of:
Everyone was telling her that, as dudes, they just thought it was scary to have someone try to cut your dick off.
She began to screech about it being transphobic and the only reason men would be scared of having their dicks cut off is because it would mean they would be a woman?
Despite being told over and over it'd just really fucking hurt and dudes like having cocks.

I'm also certain she had another meltdown in a porn thread claiming "real women" don't get wet and the idea of "getting wet" was a myth made up to try and demoralize women.

ChipCheezum really bagged himself a winner there.
 
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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

So was it because you mentioned Kiwifarms , or the fact goons post here, or just whinning like a fag about the yiksaroo thread that got you that?

Cause I see the same Fags are useless approach dont state a rule the person broke just insult them call them bad and say their removal will make the site better.

etc
 
Nothing's changed, it's the same bunch of retarded sad sacks butthurt about bernie, the orange man, trans rights and whatever.
 
Apple Cider was also famous for complaining to Blizzard about some quest giver NPC in wow, so much so they changed it. Can't remember the exact situation though.

was it the mists of pandaria one that they changed to be kind of sarcastically making fun of her?

I dont play wow but I remember it coming up in goon adjacent circles at the time.
 
Lowtax has been abscent from the forums for over a decade.
Jeffery has been pretty much running things for the past few years.

The new boss IS the old boss.

So Jeff basically just wants to blame his old policies on LowT and then get the site from him and go mega-Stalin once he does. Maybe he'll even find some other simpanzee to be the public face of his control freak shittery.
 
I remember when Ozma stepted down and I think Shine brought it up as well. When they would look to the owner for some guide lines etc he was MIA. But when rich rose from his slumber with shmorky he got cucked.

With Jeffy not having lowtax to hide behind it will be interesting. I m sad the got rid of political toxes.

After all the community was about to eat its self
 
Goons in the yikes thread and the recent logan podcast one seem to be under the direly mistaken impression they can just totally drop all mention of LowT and any of his clusterfucks or the mod team's coverups going back 20 years and never talk about any of it again, as if any of it isn't totally and irrevocably part of the entire forums forever now.

Mods fuck children? Mods are degenerate freaks? Mods have engaged in countless complete clusterfucks? All this goes back 20 years? Reeeee that was the Lowtax era!

Jeffrey used to have a rep as being relatively even-handed, at one point I think it was him who said in one of the QCS threads about banning all centrist and minorly conservative posters "Someone keeps reporting so and so with the reason "ban this fucking nazi" and every post made by this poster is some barely centrist or conservative opinion, this is stupid I'm not banning them and I don't want SA to be an echo chamber".

That alone is reason for the tranny brigade to devour him as a Nazi, then again
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So Jeffrey is either smart enough to keep quiet or has absolutely no life aside from the SA forums and computer coding.

Im just amazed that no one knows anything about the guy. Usually goons offer up lots of unnecessary details about their personal life but I guess that’s not an issue if they really don’t have a offline existence. Given Jeff’s professed allegiance to a dead gay forum, and that he’s been Lowtax’s head janny and coder for years, I’m going to bet that’s the case.

SA is the poor schmuck’s life and buying the forums is a dream come true. It can only end in ironic tragedy.
 
It'd be pretty trivial wouldn't it? I mean my god, half of CSPAM openly talks about violent insurrection and specific tactics on how to overthrow the government and exterminate their enemies/assassinate politicians. Shit, I took a cursory look at their GBS "protest" megathread and half the posts are all about how to evade cops, where to go at what time to riot, who to target for assault, etc.

It'd be easy for Agent Jeffrey to slip into someone's inbox "psst hey xir, please keep it to pms, we don't want the feds targeting us" and then just cultivate a bunch of connections that way until it led to some "Seattle Goonmeet" where a bunch of trannies are supposed to meet up to riot together and then they all get thrown into unmarked vans.
 
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