Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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X Prime said:

SA hasn't been this entertaining in years.
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This is the most blatant bait, but I guess goons don't let that stop them.

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Just an FYI, they started a "Where is FYAD?" thread in GBS last night/this morning to re-litigate its demise. So far, it's a lot of melancholy along with two twits screeching about FYAD trying to murder Barney.

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soy said:
it would have except that I have made 0 effort to rereg or avoid bans or whatever on gooncords since I don't actually give a single fuck about being in their normie fagchats
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Did you at least @ all the mods with tranny gore before they could ban you? If you didn't I'm disappointed.
 
Burn Book said:
Mte. She really thought she was something, that Ashli was an evil golddiger lying about the abuse and jealous of Logan's good looks (lol) and her having Lowtax' gross, old ass to herself. She talked so much shit about her, it's unreal and really creepy, considering they probably never actually interacted at all.
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Richard put her up to that, just like he put up Ashli to attack his first wife. He really doesn't want his exes getting together and comparing notes, so he gets a useful attack dog and also alienates them from each other right off the bat. It's pretty disgusting behavior and it's how Low-T rolls.

Spunt said:
However the correct course of action for Lowtax would have been to stop thinking with his dick, dump her, and keep her far away from the forums. It would not have been to beat her into paste.
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Do we even know that happened? She has claimed that he both "backhanded" her and punched her in the eye and that she "fell down the stairs." There is no sign of any of this in the video she posted.
 
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AnOminous said:
Do we even know that happened? She has claimed that he both "backhanded" her and punched her in the eye and that she "fell down the stairs." There is no sign of any of this in the video she posted.
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As I later wrote having thought about it some more, she basically admitted to hitting him first, on the spine no less. I have no doubt he retaliated, how hard he did so and whether it was justified is anyone's guess, especially as nobody involved was even close to sober.
 
Spunt said:
As I later wrote having thought about it some more, she basically admitted to hitting him first, on the spine no less. I have no doubt he retaliated, how hard he did so and whether it was justified is anyone's guess, especially as nobody involved was even close to sober.
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Nothing she says has any informational value, though. She's an insane liar and says so herself, and being punched in the eye would leave some kind of mark, which is obviously not there in the video. So anything else she says is also bullshit. All we really know is the police were called to the home of a serial abuser and claims were exchanged. If she was hit it wasn't in the face or wasn't with any force at all.
 
AnOminous said:
Nothing she says has any informational value, though. She's an insane liar and says so herself, and being punched in the eye would leave some kind of mark, which is obviously not there in the video. So anything else she says is also bullshit. All we really know is the police were called to the home of a serial abuser and claims were exchanged. If she was hit it wasn't in the face or wasn't with any force at all.
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That's fair. My scenario is based on my best interpretation of the rather shaky facts available and my past experience of putting my dick in crazy and the way unintelligent people try to spin embarrassing facts. Neither of them are reliable narrators so we can only speculate.

Can I believe that Lowtax is a violent, alcoholic wife beater? Sure. Can I believe that Logan is not only a massive liar but an incompetent and unintelligent one too? Sure. There's strong factual evidence for both in fact over a long period of time. So any best guess as to what really happened in my view involves both of them doing what we already know they have done before and applying that knowledge to the information available. It's a guess, but I think it's at least an informed one.

Edit: that post was in the Lowtax thread, not here.
 
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I think the funniest possible ending to this whole Lowtax scenario is it ends with him raging out and shooting up a mall or something. What a piece of Internet history that would be, and the demise of Something Awful.
 
I've said before on these forums that Spoony is basically Lowtax on fast-forward. For the record, I would like to revise that opinion.

Spoony and Lowtax are now neck-and-neck in their respective races to see who will OD first in a cardboard box under a highway overpass.
 
I'd like to remind everyone of this image revealing how deep the spergation goes in Low-T's brain.

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As far as I am aware this particular image file is the only surviving image of of his infamous mangosteen rant thread and it's cut a little sloppy, I don't think any archives of the thread exists anymore though I wish it did. It was deleted shortly after this image was taken. I'm proud to say that's my screenshot. I wanted to make sure this would never go away for Lowtax. Lowtax, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself you silly crazy faggot.
 
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