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The Bernie Bans are up to 503. The official number of bans in SA's approximately 20 year history is 24,790. 2% of those bans were today's toxx losses.
 
Manah said:
Okay, I will put this in simple terms since you clearly don't have the slightest fucking clue what you're talking about. At risk of powerleveling:

The majority of covid-19 recoveries have occurred at home, without further medical assistance. Because of this, it's hard to make a direct connection between the recovery of covid-19 patients and the use of hydroxychloroquine.

The main trials that have been cited for the efficacy of chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine are a Chinese study and a French one.

The Chinese trial was not a randomized, double-blind controlled trial. There was no evidence presented with regards to the severity of the symptoms (meaning they most likely were mild to begin with, but who knows?) or whether there was much improvement in CT scan or x-ray results. Lastly, they claimed the drug completely eliminated the virus, but they also didn't report the levels of the virus before vs. after treatment, or compared to a control group (to my knowledge).

In short: Completely fucking worthless.

The other study people talk about is a French one which was also not randomized and had under 50 people in it.

In short: Also basically worthless.

While the side effects are generally minor, unsurprisingly the highest fatality rate for covid-19 is among vulnerable populations with pre-existing conditions. Incidentally, hydroxychloroquine has side effects that can be pretty bad for that group.

tl;dr: God damnit people are fucking stupid.
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Sources please
 
As recently as last night:

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the_steve appears to have never toxxed for Bernie, unless the bans are still rolling in. Shameful!

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GreyjoyBastard toxxed for Hillary but not for Bernie. For all of his bloviation about getting politically involved, he's part of the problem too.

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Inferior Third Season was holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night, but he too is among those who did not toxx.

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Waltzing Along steadfastly refused to make the sacrifice necessary to join the growing cabal of goon delegates. I wonder why he was so afraid to register Democrat...

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Oh. Oh dear. Moving on...

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Xander77, one of the worst posters in Let's Play, is totally unconcerned with Joe Biden's strange behavior as of late. His avatar is suggestive of a possible reason why he so steadfastly supports the old gent. He did not toxx for Bernie either. Telling.

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Srice did not toxx for Bernie, and will undoubtedly be shocked and appalled when he discovers that 100% of people who voted for Trump will die at some undetermined point in their future.

Finally, the thread receives the news via an embedded tweet. No one notices for a couple minutes because they are busy arguing over how many people the Democratic Party have literally murdered.

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mcmagic is the first to react to this terrible news, and his reaction is to blame absolutely everybody. The minority voters deserve to suffer for the sins of the majority voters. He did not toxx for Bernie.

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Dietrich (who did not toxx for Bernie) believes that Bernie did not fail; America did. Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! (who did not toxx for Bernie), however, knows that there was a conspiracy involved. The DNC has blood on its hands, for daring to hold elections while there were germs in the air.

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banned from Starbucks did in fact toxx for Bernie. And now, not even the wordfilter is on his side.

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kidkissinger toxxed for Bernie and has not yet reregistered. Given the content of his post, this is cause for some concern. Seppuku releases a tremendous odor, after all; his neighbors could be in great distress. Worse, it is not safe for them to leave their apartments at the moment. How selfish of him!

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Cerebral Bore, who did not toxx for Bernie, takes a different tack. Bernie is no longer of value to him, nor to anybody else. The knives unsheathe.

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Snowy did not toxx for Bernie, choosing instead to invest in more tangible shows of support. Shame he has yet to receive them. Chances are we'll receive our Kiwi Soup shirts well before Snowy receives his Bernie 2020 posters, even with the recent unfortunate developments to the Kiwi Farms merch run. Hell, it might even be next springtime before that comfy Bernie sweater arrives in the mail.

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Fluffy Bunnies, a white girl known for being very adamantly opposed to dog neutering (for some reason) did not toxx for Bernie, because she knows that not all is lost. Unlike the people in the thread predicting first Mad Max and then Waterworld. Goons sure like their apocalypse movies.

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Kirios, who did not toxx for Bernie, has one hell of a hot take on the political spectrum. He probably also likes the Animal Crossing dog even more than Josh does.

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SuperKlaus did not toxx for Bernie, and his message about voting for Biden even if Biden passes away is a bit confusing. He is quite aware that dead people love to vote Democrat, however, and he plans to take full advantage of that once he makes the Big Change.

I'm done dragging this thread for now. But it's quite beautiful. F to pay respects to kidkissinger.
 
X Prime said:
Toxx news:

Over 500 toxxes enforced.

In response, this has happened:

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Squizzle does have a point. Political toxxes were much funnier when multiple political opinions were allowed to exist; the Hillary toxx fiasco was fucking hilarious because in 2016, voicing any modicum of support whatsoever for a non-leftist was not yet account suicide. When everybody who toxxed for Hillary got owned, the rest of the forums got to point and laugh at those poor fucks. Now, there is no "rest of the forums" and any goon who laughs at a Berniebro losing his account will probably get banned as well.
 
Don't worry, CSPAM is brainstorming other ways to remove themselves from the forum

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We're legit gonna get another goon murder/suicide this year
 
I almost want to re reg my account and go into those forums and express a desire to vote for trump while calling out how they ve are in a fucking hug box and ask if they will reverse all the other toxxx's

Fuck have a got damn jubalee and unban every one and get the cycle started again
 
I wonder if someone is going to call that out in QCS asking:

1) If the previous "not voting for Joe Biden" toxxes will be enforced

and

2) Asking if that CSPAM amnesty is free or if it is being paid out of a fund so Lowtax doesn't lose money.
 
X Prime said:
I wonder if someone is going to call that out in QCS asking:

1) If the previous "not voting for Joe Biden" toxxes will be enforced

and

2) Asking if that CSPAM amnesty is free or if it is being paid out of a fund so Lowtax doesn't lose money.
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LowT is a completely defeated cuck. A bunch of unpaid tranny jannies can just burn his money right in front of him and he doesn't have the balls to do anything about it.
 
AnOminous said:
LowT is a completely defeated cuck. A bunch of unpaid tranny jannies can just burn his money right in front of him and he doesn't have the balls to do anything about it.
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Don't forget he also asks for seconds in the form of saying he prefers them to the old userbase.
 
Spunt said:
Why are the left more prone to wish pain and death on their enemies?
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I think it's because left wing thought is genuinely evil. If you're on the left, you look at your fellow humans and see them as a resource, as something you can take from and not give anything back. True capitalists (not corporate state-controlled capitalists like most of the west has) & individualists are looking to get something in return for something, whereas collectivists just want what you have. One group sees you as an equal, the other sees you as food.
 
X Prime said:
I would bet on it. This is stickied on CSPAM.

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My bet is they're taking away the free gangtags to balance out how much this will hit Lowtax's wallet.
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"Due to some shitty circumstances", bitch absolutely anyone can read both the toxx AND Bernie thread, people are already saying that a majority of the banned refuse to rereg on the grounds that they don't want to give Lowtax any money. Despite it being this blatant, he's not gonna do anything though, he doesn't wanna relive axing FYAD, and people are definitely unhinged enough now to go for the throat and outright proclaim Lowtax is full-Nazi for enforcing toxxes a second time in times of strife

There's also the fact that these people are consistently threatening suicide, they haven't done it yet, but their personalities make it so you have to make sure they don't fucking lose it in front of the only audience they have. Remember Fishing with Therapy, the suicidal FYAD who carved ancient memes into his arm before attempting a vein? It was a goon suicide-in-progress that made for a big thread until 911 finally caught-up to him, but only by early 2000's standards, the fact it only made ripples into grey forums was because the internet wasn't as "huge" back then, and the event was mostly remembered in flags. If something like this happened in 2020, to some form of nonbinary internet Communist instead of an FYAD, where they actually went through with it, in an era where everything can be shared and politicized, that's probably it for SA and Lowtax in general on a moneymaking level, so watch as the more unhinged members start to get away with a lot more.

If you've paid attention to the bans for suicide threats and mental health welfare, it's never any of the "popular" CSPAM posters, it's for confirmed nutjobs like Prester or other E/N weirdos, and none of the B&R/Discord superfriends, what isn't pre-existing immunity is the staff attempting to prevent another FWT, the fact that people have probe-evasion accounts and thread metadiscussion on Discord only shows how severely they need to post there for their own welfare, it's fucking weird, and the Discord aspect only makes it easier for them to annoy QCS whenever the monthly CSPAM callout happens. We'll see cracks, but nobody wants to be the next mod that gets Beer'd for telling them to fuck off

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