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Hi, we're -er- a normal political subforum that's eternally threatening suicide over DRUMPF unchecked

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Knowing Al, he actually IS telling you to do a flip in the last couple shots, but I'm sure everyone knows by now SHM won't actually kill himself due to the fact he still clings onto his SRS "power", let alone the fact it's his backup forum when CSPAM dies/tells him to go away

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If you hear terms like "nothing matters crew", this is what they're referring to, i.e. goons that think suicide is the answer to things like a 10-15 min. commute in the name of capitalism causing their underperformance

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While WE LIVE IN A GERIATRIC SOCIETY, just lmao that this is just barely the tip of the Biden suicide crew in 2020

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"Hey guys, how do I add insurance fraud on top of everything else my wife has to deal with after I off myself because Bernie?", did this guy eat his ban for it?

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Chokes is the OP of the CSPAM mental health thread, and even without reading it, at this point you can guess it's not where people post to get help, but to vent and show-off how fucked they are, and with this being the thread IK, why the fuck would it be any way else? I keep wondering what kind of shitpiece thinks that an insurance payout is gonna soothe their spouse after dying, but then I start to think said shitpiece is probably freeing their spouse from 24/7 politix suicide-baiting

Speaking of the CSPAM mental health thread...

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I don't know about any of you, but even in my most miserable moments, my thought process for glancing at a kid in Kohls wasn't immediately "welp, I'm a pedo"

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tl;dr A BIG FUCKEN HORNET!!! can't look at any form of media ever without wanting to do a flip, and believes that college was the only time where his brainworms was manageable because it was a hugbox, unlike modern victim-blaming therapy and/or because he's so fried that modern meds don't work. Did I mention he has a daughter? And was RAISED BY NARCISSISTS? His evil parents that want nothing but his death so they can steal his daughter, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the fact his mentality is currently: 10k+ posts over a handful of Trump threads and threatens suicide irl as well. Did I mention TRAILER PARK DAD SURROUNDED BY CHUDS!? FEEL BAD FOR ME?‽!‽?? GIVE ME SMARXIST MONEY!?‽?

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I hope your dad holds you hostage again but this time /w the state so your daughter has a shot at something resembling a normal life, fuck you and log off

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Hey dudes, too unhinged to legally own guns lmao, BPD owns!

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If D&D is the daddy issues forum, CSPAM might be able to gain status as the mommy issues one, without clicking post history, what sex do you think tacodaemon used to be?

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MOTHER!

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Bernie-or-suicide posting isn't only unironic, but encouraged! And holy fuck there's just too much to screencap if that's the subject you wanna settle on

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"Can't read CSPAM at work, lol wanna kys rn"

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What kind of job does the average CSPAM poster think they deserve anyway? How do they think every other not-fucked up person in retail survives without killing themself? Do you actually think retail is the reason you're a sadsack who needs thousands of posts in rotating Trump thread to survive?

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We've also got climate doomers too, and rest assured Jose, SA would somehow survive without you, it's okay!

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Crotchspawn? NO THANK YOU, also "I have a uterus" instead of "I'm a woman", you weren't getting laid with anything containing semen to start with

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The thing about suicidal CSPAM posters is that it should be assumed 100% they're lying about their circumstances, and when you see posts like COPS USED ILLEGAL WWE MOVES TO FORCE ME NEUROTYPICAL, it further takes away the fragments of sympathy you have. Assuming this actually happened 100% as described (lol), he's probably leaving out the big timeframe between "PA calls the cops" and "who show up", how did you answer those questions?

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"Welp, addiction runs in my family, time to see if mixing shrooms and Zoloft helps", what's with all the CSPAM alcoholics anyway? This is a running theme

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*guy with avatar of fathers day gift from his young children* "Hey guys, I know you get this a lot, but does offing myself get insurance for my family? Drumpf and computer janny positions are hard", aka ANOTHER recurring theme, do you think insurance companies somehow aren't trained to investigate George Bailey attempts?

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There are people waiting in line who AREN'T fucked-up because they whine about Trump 24/7 and blame literally everything right of Mao for their problems, I'd tell you fuck off too, even without having a sample of your posting history. Given your boomer remove posts, I'd probably also tell your parents to change their locks, just in case you decide to accelerate your suicide

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"Meh, blowing my brains out, w/e, it's not like I've watched Dyne jumping off a cliff a hundred times, or Celes in VI? HELLO?"

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That's about all I can take for a day, but you can factually state CSPAM is nothing but a forum full of hostile r3tards who are on the brink of a murder/suicide because praxis accomplishes jack and shit in their lives, and to top it off - normal people are happy and surviving! That's the clincher, these people can't stand seeing people happy in a world they're convinced is doomed, especially since they themselves are terminally miserable for reasons they're 100% amplifying by eternal Trump caring, you can be sure that FYAD was in the crosshairs primarily because of this mentality

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These are the people that mods not only consult for sweeping forum changes, but protect and give passes to, there are zero of the usual ban+30's for the unending suicide-baiters, QCS is starting to notice, and mods are running out of damage control options that are "close the thread", see: Evilweasel getting blammed because he had the audacity to bite back at a CSPAM gaywad

My takeaway from this post is that there seems to be a strong positive correlation between the amount of gangtags and other crap you have under your avatar and how suicidal you are about politics.
 
I don't have an SA account so I can't screenshot it but the latest funny thing to come from TGRS.

Fluffdaddy got a redtext avatar (someone paid $10 for something he can undo for free lol) of Joe Biden sniffing a woman with this caption:

fluff-av.jpg
 
Hi, we're -er- a normal political subforum that's eternally threatening suicide over DRUMPF unchecked

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Knowing Al, he actually IS telling you to do a flip in the last couple shots, but I'm sure everyone knows by now SHM won't actually kill himself due to the fact he still clings onto his SRS "power", let alone the fact it's his backup forum when CSPAM dies/tells him to go away

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If you hear terms like "nothing matters crew", this is what they're referring to, i.e. goons that think suicide is the answer to things like a 10-15 min. commute in the name of capitalism causing their underperformance

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While WE LIVE IN A GERIATRIC SOCIETY, just lmao that this is just barely the tip of the Biden suicide crew in 2020

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"Hey guys, how do I add insurance fraud on top of everything else my wife has to deal with after I off myself because Bernie?", did this guy eat his ban for it?

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Chokes is the OP of the CSPAM mental health thread, and even without reading it, at this point you can guess it's not where people post to get help, but to vent and show-off how fucked they are, and with this being the thread IK, why the fuck would it be any way else? I keep wondering what kind of shitpiece thinks that an insurance payout is gonna soothe their spouse after dying, but then I start to think said shitpiece is probably freeing their spouse from 24/7 politix suicide-baiting

Speaking of the CSPAM mental health thread...

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I don't know about any of you, but even in my most miserable moments, my thought process for glancing at a kid in Kohls wasn't immediately "welp, I'm a pedo"

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tl;dr A BIG FUCKEN HORNET!!! can't look at any form of media ever without wanting to do a flip, and believes that college was the only time where his brainworms was manageable because it was a hugbox, unlike modern victim-blaming therapy and/or because he's so fried that modern meds don't work. Did I mention he has a daughter? And was RAISED BY NARCISSISTS? His evil parents that want nothing but his death so they can steal his daughter, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the fact his mentality is currently: 10k+ posts over a handful of Trump threads and threatens suicide irl as well. Did I mention TRAILER PARK DAD SURROUNDED BY CHUDS!? FEEL BAD FOR ME?‽!‽?? GIVE ME SMARXIST MONEY!?‽?

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I hope your dad holds you hostage again but this time /w the state so your daughter has a shot at something resembling a normal life, fuck you and log off

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Hey dudes, too unhinged to legally own guns lmao, BPD owns!

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If D&D is the daddy issues forum, CSPAM might be able to gain status as the mommy issues one, without clicking post history, what sex do you think tacodaemon used to be?

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MOTHER!

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Bernie-or-suicide posting isn't only unironic, but encouraged! And holy fuck there's just too much to screencap if that's the subject you wanna settle on

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"Can't read CSPAM at work, lol wanna kys rn"

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What kind of job does the average CSPAM poster think they deserve anyway? How do they think every other not-fucked up person in retail survives without killing themself? Do you actually think retail is the reason you're a sadsack who needs thousands of posts in rotating Trump thread to survive?

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We've also got climate doomers too, and rest assured Jose, SA would somehow survive without you, it's okay!

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Crotchspawn? NO THANK YOU, also "I have a uterus" instead of "I'm a woman", you weren't getting laid with anything containing semen to start with

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The thing about suicidal CSPAM posters is that it should be assumed 100% they're lying about their circumstances, and when you see posts like COPS USED ILLEGAL WWE MOVES TO FORCE ME NEUROTYPICAL, it further takes away the fragments of sympathy you have. Assuming this actually happened 100% as described (lol), he's probably leaving out the big timeframe between "PA calls the cops" and "who show up", how did you answer those questions?

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"Welp, addiction runs in my family, time to see if mixing shrooms and Zoloft helps", what's with all the CSPAM alcoholics anyway? This is a running theme

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*guy with avatar of fathers day gift from his young children* "Hey guys, I know you get this a lot, but does offing myself get insurance for my family? Drumpf and computer janny positions are hard", aka ANOTHER recurring theme, do you think insurance companies somehow aren't trained to investigate George Bailey attempts?

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There are people waiting in line who AREN'T fucked-up because they whine about Trump 24/7 and blame literally everything right of Mao for their problems, I'd tell you fuck off too, even without having a sample of your posting history. Given your boomer remove posts, I'd probably also tell your parents to change their locks, just in case you decide to accelerate your suicide

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"Meh, blowing my brains out, w/e, it's not like I've watched Dyne jumping off a cliff a hundred times, or Celes in VI? HELLO?"

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That's about all I can take for a day, but you can factually state CSPAM is nothing but a forum full of hostile r3tards who are on the brink of a murder/suicide because praxis accomplishes jack and shit in their lives, and to top it off - normal people are happy and surviving! That's the clincher, these people can't stand seeing people happy in a world they're convinced is doomed, especially since they themselves are terminally miserable for reasons they're 100% amplifying by eternal Trump caring, you can be sure that FYAD was in the crosshairs primarily because of this mentality

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These are the people that mods not only consult for sweeping forum changes, but protect and give passes to, there are zero of the usual ban+30's for the unending suicide-baiters, QCS is starting to notice, and mods are running out of damage control options that are "close the thread", see: Evilweasel getting blammed because he had the audacity to bite back at a CSPAM gaywad

SA is a comedy website, which is why it's full of nothing but sad morons caught in endless conversational loops about their suicidal ideation.

Why would anyone want to be on this website? Why would they want to interact with these people? Why would anyone want to fit in with these people? They're miserable and counting the seconds until death, and if you're ever in a situation where you want to cry for help there are better places to do it than an internet forum that hasn't been relevant since 2007 run by a drunken wife-beater.
 
Hi, we're -er- a normal political subforum that's eternally threatening suicide over DRUMPF unchecked

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Knowing Al, he actually IS telling you to do a flip in the last couple shots, but I'm sure everyone knows by now SHM won't actually kill himself due to the fact he still clings onto his SRS "power", let alone the fact it's his backup forum when CSPAM dies/tells him to go away

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If you hear terms like "nothing matters crew", this is what they're referring to, i.e. goons that think suicide is the answer to things like a 10-15 min. commute in the name of capitalism causing their underperformance

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While WE LIVE IN A GERIATRIC SOCIETY, just lmao that this is just barely the tip of the Biden suicide crew in 2020

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"Hey guys, how do I add insurance fraud on top of everything else my wife has to deal with after I off myself because Bernie?", did this guy eat his ban for it?

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Chokes is the OP of the CSPAM mental health thread, and even without reading it, at this point you can guess it's not where people post to get help, but to vent and show-off how fucked they are, and with this being the thread IK, why the fuck would it be any way else? I keep wondering what kind of shitpiece thinks that an insurance payout is gonna soothe their spouse after dying, but then I start to think said shitpiece is probably freeing their spouse from 24/7 politix suicide-baiting

Speaking of the CSPAM mental health thread...

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I don't know about any of you, but even in my most miserable moments, my thought process for glancing at a kid in Kohls wasn't immediately "welp, I'm a pedo"

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tl;dr A BIG FUCKEN HORNET!!! can't look at any form of media ever without wanting to do a flip, and believes that college was the only time where his brainworms was manageable because it was a hugbox, unlike modern victim-blaming therapy and/or because he's so fried that modern meds don't work. Did I mention he has a daughter? And was RAISED BY NARCISSISTS? His evil parents that want nothing but his death so they can steal his daughter, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the fact his mentality is currently: 10k+ posts over a handful of Trump threads and threatens suicide irl as well. Did I mention TRAILER PARK DAD SURROUNDED BY CHUDS!? FEEL BAD FOR ME?‽!‽?? GIVE ME SMARXIST MONEY!?‽?

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I hope your dad holds you hostage again but this time /w the state so your daughter has a shot at something resembling a normal life, fuck you and log off

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Hey dudes, too unhinged to legally own guns lmao, BPD owns!

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If D&D is the daddy issues forum, CSPAM might be able to gain status as the mommy issues one, without clicking post history, what sex do you think tacodaemon used to be?

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MOTHER!

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Bernie-or-suicide posting isn't only unironic, but encouraged! And holy fuck there's just too much to screencap if that's the subject you wanna settle on

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"Can't read CSPAM at work, lol wanna kys rn"

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What kind of job does the average CSPAM poster think they deserve anyway? How do they think every other not-fucked up person in retail survives without killing themself? Do you actually think retail is the reason you're a sadsack who needs thousands of posts in rotating Trump thread to survive?

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We've also got climate doomers too, and rest assured Jose, SA would somehow survive without you, it's okay!

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Crotchspawn? NO THANK YOU, also "I have a uterus" instead of "I'm a woman", you weren't getting laid with anything containing semen to start with

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The thing about suicidal CSPAM posters is that it should be assumed 100% they're lying about their circumstances, and when you see posts like COPS USED ILLEGAL WWE MOVES TO FORCE ME NEUROTYPICAL, it further takes away the fragments of sympathy you have. Assuming this actually happened 100% as described (lol), he's probably leaving out the big timeframe between "PA calls the cops" and "who show up", how did you answer those questions?

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"Welp, addiction runs in my family, time to see if mixing shrooms and Zoloft helps", what's with all the CSPAM alcoholics anyway? This is a running theme

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*guy with avatar of fathers day gift from his young children* "Hey guys, I know you get this a lot, but does offing myself get insurance for my family? Drumpf and computer janny positions are hard", aka ANOTHER recurring theme, do you think insurance companies somehow aren't trained to investigate George Bailey attempts?

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There are people waiting in line who AREN'T fucked-up because they whine about Trump 24/7 and blame literally everything right of Mao for their problems, I'd tell you fuck off too, even without having a sample of your posting history. Given your boomer remove posts, I'd probably also tell your parents to change their locks, just in case you decide to accelerate your suicide

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"Meh, blowing my brains out, w/e, it's not like I've watched Dyne jumping off a cliff a hundred times, or Celes in VI? HELLO?"

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That's about all I can take for a day, but you can factually state CSPAM is nothing but a forum full of hostile r3tards who are on the brink of a murder/suicide because praxis accomplishes jack and shit in their lives, and to top it off - normal people are happy and surviving! That's the clincher, these people can't stand seeing people happy in a world they're convinced is doomed, especially since they themselves are terminally miserable for reasons they're 100% amplifying by eternal Trump caring, you can be sure that FYAD was in the crosshairs primarily because of this mentality

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These are the people that mods not only consult for sweeping forum changes, but protect and give passes to, there are zero of the usual ban+30's for the unending suicide-baiters, QCS is starting to notice, and mods are running out of damage control options that are "close the thread", see: Evilweasel getting blammed because he had the audacity to bite back at a CSPAM gaywad
Anybody remember that goon who tried to commit suicide by self immolation? The guy was hardcore about his suicide attempt, and even after sustaining burns to 70% of his body, found humor in his failed attempt at suicide. Allowed people to joke about, and made it kinda his gimmick.

These people would have been given a lengthy probate after this shit like two years ago like when Pick cut off a piece of her scalp.
 
Only white people can be fragile. If he acts like a little bitch boy it's because of white oppression.
I like the "embodiment of cishet fragility" line. Fluffdaddy got on their bad side as soon as he was put in charge because he immediately punished site for leaking mod discussions and trying to incite yet another troon riot.

From what I've seen, Fluffdaddy operates the way SA's moderators used to operate, back when each one was a venerated figure with a train of ass-kissers stretching off into the distance. Mod sass was always either a ban or a permaban, depending on how much it got under a mod's skin. Threads often went to shit as soon as a moderator tried to participate in any way, because the ass-kissers would appear and the moderator's opinions carried the weight of law. Becoming a mod sucked because it meant you couldn't post normally anymore and your PMs were constantly full of autists screaming at you; the only worthwhile perk that came with the job was that you got to be a tyrant. Mods would even have a little fun from time to time by inventing nonsense rules with extremely harsh penalties, and the entire mod team would occasionally gang up to ban everybody who was posting or even talking about a specific 18x18 jpeg depicting Bart Simpson.

Those days are in the past. Very few people risk sucking up to the mods (who knew) after the Aatrek disaster. There is no more fun to be had as an SA moderator; there are no more perks; there are only responsibilities that are 100% thankless and will make you fucking miserable: herding cats and extinguishing drama. Once upon a time, if a mod made an unpopular decision, the solution was simple -- Ban everybody who complained. Not even Lowtax can get away with doing that anymore, because all that remains of SA's community are vindictive lunatics who equate bans with literal murder.

The old style of moderation was far from perfect, but it was at least somewhat functional. Now, the forums are completely out of control and almost everybody on staff has given up. Personally I'm rooting for Fluffdaddy but I doubt he'll last unless he turns out to have Derek Smart levels of stamina and relentlessness.
 
No. Left-wing authoritarianism is comparatively understudied. The academy, and particularly psychology, leaning left gave that side of politics a pass for a long time.
And I can only hope now that more people realize that there is just as much crazy shitheads on the left as much as there are on the right because there are plenty of morons on both sides anyway and they need to be laughed at and ridiculed whenever they make asses of themselves in the process.
 
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tl;dr A BIG FUCKEN HORNET!!! can't look at any form of media ever without wanting to do a flip, and believes that college was the only time where his brainworms was manageable because it was a hugbox, unlike modern victim-blaming therapy and/or because he's so fried that modern meds don't work. Did I mention he has a daughter? And was RAISED BY NARCISSISTS? His evil parents that want nothing but his death so they can steal his daughter, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the fact his mentality is currently: 10k+ posts over a handful of Trump threads and threatens suicide irl as well. Did I mention TRAILER PARK DAD SURROUNDED BY CHUDS!? FEEL BAD FOR ME?‽!‽?? GIVE ME SMARXIST MONEY!?‽?

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I hope your dad holds you hostage again but this time /w the state so your daughter has a shot at something resembling a normal life, fuck you and log off
Holy fuck. By what he wrote, nobody would be surprised if he was actually a rock bottom addict of some kind, but gaming/internet is probably it.

:spudking: "Fuck my mom and dad and their worthless jobs and homes. I don't need a job. I don't need to provide a shelter for my kid. Why won't they just give me a nice house and some money! For me me me, but if they don't my child won't have a home. NOT THAT A HOME IS IMPORTANT ANYWAY."

That's some welfare ho thought process, that his child should be an undeniable ticket to free shit for him. The poor kid would legit be better off if he did a flip and wasn't around her all day, wallowing in rage and attempting to use her as a bargaining chip.
 
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I'm sure someone else has pointed this out already but SA has turned into somewhere that would have been mocked on their Weekend Web articles a few years back.
 
When Obama was president, the teaparties and the right went to skitzo mode 24/7. The difference is back then there was still a D&D LF subforum to contain these shitheels. Now that those quarantine areas are gone the whole forum has to suffer political-opinions from grown men dressed up as girls taking hormonal supplements LARPing as communist revolutionaries, and if that weren't enough, with the advent of discord, they can better coordinate their bullshit.
Regular reminder that LF was shut down because the Taxman was contacted by the Secret Service over LF Superstars fantasizing about assassinating the President. No, not Trump, the other fascist.
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LF has been closed because I'm sick of the unfunny psycho morons vocal minority in there, the dregs have nothing better to do than mutate LF into an even more pathetic version of 4chan. I'm sick of having the Secret Service show up in my office and issue me federal subpoenas, demanding I hand over all records and information on LF posters, who decided it would be totally awesome to threaten the US President. I'm sick of reading DEATH THREATS posted in LF against mods and admins on these forums.

I personally don't oppose eventually bringing back a more subdued, sane version of LF in the future. However, before we can do something like that, we need to carpetbomb the remnants of the old LF, and thoroughly fumigate the place for each and every worthless trash poster originally responsible for its closure. Who are these people I'm referencing? I'll give you a hint: if you are reading this post and are getting all full of internet rage at me, then YOU are one of them, and this is probably YOUR fault.

At some point in time, LF regulars decided their forum was apparently above the rules, and no moderation here applied to them. If and when we create a replacement forum, we will make it crystal clear that this simply isn't the case. I don't care if you think all the mods here are moronic lumps of rancid dogshit; as long as you're on the forums, mod sass is against the rules, and breaking the rules will result in a ban. So is mod stalking, mod death threats, and all the other various forms of utter retardedness that went on in there.

So in summary, I think there's a place for an LF-type forum on SA. However, I also think this replacement forum, like all others, must abide by the basic rules like each and every other forum here. Also I'd really appreciate it if this forum didn't cause the Secret Service to visit me three times a month, to issue subpoenas on its active members. And I would also appreciate it if people didn't stalk, harass, and threaten to kill our volunteer mods who don't get paid to clean up your messes. If you have an issue with a mod or admin, IM me about it. Try to communicate to me in a rational, coherent way; simply writing "HES A FAG" and making it bold won't help your case much.

Thank you for loving Pupkin.
Sadly, these really special individuals have just taken over the forums, and much of Twitter after their clubhouse was shuttered.
 
That's at least $2000 in re-regs for Lowtax.
I looked and none of them appear to be permabans, so you’re right about that. Though the caveat still stands that it’s difficult to reregister while dangling forlornly from a basement rafter. Bernie or Bust is a serious pledge made by serious people, after all.
 
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