Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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agility_ said:
I agree, the whole Doobie thing was funny in spite of the moron mods, not because of them.
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This is patently false, I'm sorry.

Triticum Guzzler to Soundmonkey after the latter began trying to backpedal and pretend his initial support for the whole thing was "ironic":

"youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz r.et.ard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay. "
 
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
I loved the sheer absurdity of a duo of dimwitted rednecks using some app to create call-out rap tracks to a bunch of internet "froggers", even involving Doobie's elderly mother (Y'all leave Soundmonkey alone, he is my friend!)
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Meme-magic started small but extremely weird
 
Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
We are all forgetting the best bit of Doobie's Doghouse... Someone didn't buy his children any Christmas presents because he gave $10k to a horrible republican who didn't even honour his "1 free Doobie Dog (Frog Dog) + fries and small soda to all goons that donate".
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Not even honoring a miserable free hot dog promise makes Doobie incredibly based, because goons deserve to be fucked over.
 
Wasn't there some goon who got hospitalised three times after choking on hotdogs yet continued to eat hotdogs and got really mad whenever it got brought up?

You'd think that people as fat as goons would be reasonably competent at hotdog-related endeavours, yet it would seem otherwise.
 
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Behold this nuclear take after Biden won the black vote. Apparently they're voting for white supremacy.
 
AnOminous said:
Not even honoring a miserable free hot dog promise makes Doobie incredibly based, because goons deserve to be fucked over.
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They were miserable. I remember the TNE page on it, and wasn't he closing the "Doghouse" a few times a week because his local grocery store was out of stock of either canned "hotdogs", buns or frozen fries on any given day, and that was his "main supplier"?

That was another one that made me chuckle...

edit: Then he would be on twitter saying "I've got 8 dogs, come in and PLEASE eat them"... Or ""We are having to close at 12pm today, as we have had such a good run on food and we SOLD OUT!!!".
 
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Bunch of pasty white shut ins currently shrieking that black mod Fluffdaddy doesn't understand their particular brand of systemic oppression and needs to stop being so damned aggressive

These are the same terminally offended incel fuckers that used to want people to respect they shared brain space with a fucking vampire only now they've latched their escapism onto something they can hide behind and shriek bigotry when called on their bullshit
 
Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
You just know the people behind him were only waiting to pay for their petrol and a possible Ginster's pastie and wanted him to fuck off, and at best he mumbled to himself. I'll put money that he went to a Tesco Express that is part of a petrol station.

The butcher bit is total bullshit...
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It's Goons With Spoons. This is one of the better FYAD flags to result from observation of that place:

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Spunt said:
Wasn't there some goon who got hospitalised three times after choking on hotdogs yet continued to eat hotdogs and got really mad whenever it got brought up?

You'd think that people as fat as goons would be reasonably competent at hotdog-related endeavours, yet it would seem otherwise.
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That would be Mr. Biggs (IIRC), one of the worst posters on the WoW sub forum. He endlessly bitched for two years about not being able to do heroic dungeons because he was too pants on the head retarded to pass the test to do them. He also said a kid had dick sucking lips.
 
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In the "trans goons piling on black moderator" thread

This could yet get interesting

edit: naturally, a reply that's an outpouring of what they went through, in a thread that came about because of fear of being made fun of on offsites or worse, doxxed.
 
Never Scored said:
I'm surprised this one got through. It's a bit on the nose. Is this the type of content that appeals to millennials?
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Lowtax wrote or at least edited that he got a bunch of goons to make the badly drawn pictures for him

e: I can also buy him being told it's double irony pointing out the stacks of billions the likes of Musk have and they're winners and lol goons hate them this is how they post about them

Oh god did I just get the article
 
Is Stormgale out as trans? Stormgale a couple years ago was a super based mmo hmo game troll that enjoyed griefing people and causing a ruckus, and actively laughed at mentally ill people.
 
Antisocial Justice Wario said:
Lowtax wrote or at least edited that he got a bunch of goons to make the badly drawn pictures for him

e: I can also buy him being told it's double irony pointing out the stacks of billions the likes of Musk have and they're winners and lol goons hate them this is how they post about them

Oh god did I just get the article
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So he got in a slapfight with forums posters about not paying people for writing articles and then wrote an article meant to satirize digital media companies for not paying their employees?

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That's either some 4D satirical chess or a guy in a glass house warming up his throwing arm.
 
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