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Love that twat holding out for his fathers money, trying to make it a noble deprivation of the state instead.
There was another goon saying something similar in an earlier batch of weepy post-election gooncaps posted here, except he was waiting for his grandmother's death for his inheritance.
Does it ever occur to these goons n troons that the fact that these family members of theirs leaving substantial money to them, despite the fact that said goons/troons had nothing but derision and shitty attitudes towards them and their beliefs, makes their elder relatives much better, more tolerant, empathetic and loving than the goons/troons could ever hope to be?
 
I laugh when I see anime profile pictures talk about rioting when 100% of them are weak bones who can't lift plushies above their head. Why do people think it's the end of the world when elections don't go their way, it's insane

It's entitlement plain and simple.

Lefist people really do think the whole fucking world revolves around them, that "reality has a well known liberal bias" and that's why they can't handle it when the truth comes crashing down.
 
Most adults who maintain ties to their families feel some sort of obligation to take care of their parents in their old age, meanwhile these little faggots are just waiting for the free handout when they drop lmao
 
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This should be juicy. I wonder if KM will be put in charge again.

Also, the Leper's Colony remains a great reference point for quickly gathering up salt on the forums:

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This one just makes me laugh wildly:

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Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “Damn.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. Damn, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”. He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.
Fun fact, the original johnny.jpg drawing is now on sale on ebay (https://www.ebay.com/itm/362845817014)
 
Grandma and Grandpa aren't the only villains here.

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For a very brief period, they were speculating over whether these election results happened because the leftists echo chambered themselves into thinking they had this election in the bag. Now, they're right back to severing all ties with anybody to the right of them on the political spectrum, including their own fucking parents.

Others are just struggling to keep from cutting themselves or slamming all their pills:
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Their discord went on lockdown. Mission accomplished, without ever saying a word.
It’s hilarious that they quickly dismiss the actual truth that their echo chamber is the reason they will continue to fail. They talk like religious fanatics instead of in terms of practical political strategy.

Even their fantasies about a violent revolution show they don’t even bother to study history. Violent Revolutions always result in “meet the new boss, way worse than the old boss” situations. Real change only happens via long term struggle and action over decades.

Their absurd political purity tests ensure they alienate a huge population of potential voters.

The ultimate irony is the original social justice warrior, Saul Alinsky, wrote a great handbook for effective political action. The only people reading and following that book today are people on the right. These SJW idiots think some imaginary moral high ground means jack shit in the political arena. Politics is a full contact sport and these daffy shits will continue to lose because all they do is whine and cry online about being on the “right side of history.” Boy are they going to shit a brick when they find out history is written by the winners.
 
Rules for Radicals is a very insightful book and I'm glad more people are aware of it and are becoming immune to what it teaches.
 
They're like stereotypes. This is the same Something Awful that basically codified the modern Internet's sense of humor right? I can't even internalize it.
It's like a Ship of Theseus with so many troons having 2010s regdates, though it always surprises me to see someone from the early/mid 2000s posting alongside them. I guess SA's always had a subset of spineless cucks who just follow the most dominant posters.
 
And now they permaban'd the guy who posted the Lowtax is anti-gay video because ? They made lowtax look bad i guess?

While the use of words like "f@ggot" or the n-word was "funny" or shocking when this website was developed, it is no longer the case today. How can we honestly be looking forward when the basis of the humor on this website is 9/11 jokes to yakity sax. No marginalized people are ever going to feel comfortable here if the leader of the website thinks THIS is an acceptable speech to give at a college.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gvo1uWAhHc#t=4473s

I recommend turning captions on, but the sound off so you dont have to hear the offensive words. This video should be deleted and honestly we need a formal acknowledgement that he apologizes for this attempt at a "joke".

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Rules for Radicals is a very insightful book and I'm glad more people are aware of it and are becoming immune to what it teaches.

You can't be immune to it because the lessons it teaches actually work. It's just that the right is a lot better currently at using it than its originators. Very specifically, if you can't live up to your own ideals, you are going to lose because your opposition is going to pound that into your skull every time you fail to do it. The left is currently losing because it utterly refuses to even have ideals and has gone fully nihilistic.
 
It's like a Ship of Theseus with so many troons having 2010s regdates, though it always surprises me to see someone from the early/mid 2000s posting alongside them. I guess SA's always had a subset of spineless cucks who just follow the most dominant posters.
How much if it is oldfags getting troll's remorse and "repenting" by going SJW/passing the torch to SJWs?
 
The left is currently losing because it utterly refuses to even have ideals and has gone fully nihilistic.

This is one thing I don't understand about the left today is they seem to not realize that it's simply not a perfect world.

You're never gonna live in a world 100% free of bigotry or bad things happening or a world of 100% equality between everyone, no human being is 100% good at all times, people are flawed, the world is flawed, fucking deal with it.

Instead they seem creepily obsessed with obtaining absolute, 100% perfection no matter the creepy Orwellian systems they have to put into place to try to obtain it and because reality is obviously crashing their party they;re throwing a little hissy fit and now seem to simply hate humanity and wish for our destruction.

Is there no fucking middle ground between perfection or extinction?

Perspective, the left literally lacks any and all amount of perspective.
 
How much if it is oldfags getting troll's remorse and "repenting" by going SJW/passing the torch to SJWs?
Those would fall under the spineless cucks category. It's one thing to feel bad about stupid shit you did when you were a kid, it's another to cut your balls off over it as an adult.

Then again, a true goon never moves on. That would require growing as a person, thinking for oneself, knowing when you've apologized enough, and leaving SA.
This is one thing I don't understand about the left today is they seem to not realize that it's simply not a perfect world.

You're never gonna live in a world 100% free of bigotry or bad things happening or a world of 100% equality between everyone, no human being is 100% good at all times, people are flawed, the world is flawed, fucking deal with it.

Instead they seem creepily obsessed with obtaining absolute, 100% perfection no matter the creepy Orwellian systems they have to put into place to try to obtain it and because reality is obviously crashing their party they;re throwing a little hissy fit and now seem to simply hate humanity and wish for our destruction.

Is there no fucking middle ground between perfection or extinction?

Perspective, the left literally lacks any and all amount of perspective.
There's a lot that could be said about how the modern left moreso resembles a religious cult, what with there being so many ways to condemn oneself, with the only path to repentance being to troon out. There don't even seem to be different levels of being declared problematic, either, with even the slightest questions about troonery being treated like the inquirer just called for mass genocide. It's not even just troons; even implying that Trump might not be worth the mass hysteria can get you ostracized from leftist circles. You don't even need to declare support or anything, just imply that maybe going full Chicken Little isn't the best idea.

When a group - any group - can't be questioned without having its members getting extremely angry, there's always something fishy going on.
 
Goons are actually sadder than that, they'll just make parachute accounts. Hell, most of them probably already have one. I think most kiwis have nothing against and/or use other forums/imageboards/social media. With goons it is not so. SA is their life. They don't do any other internet places. They even rip into each other if they mention things like having read something on reddit or something. People getting perma'd or probated and banned in a way that implies they're on the shitlist of the mods now just make another account. That's how the place is still afloat. It's especially funny if you consider that Lowtax posts anywhere *but* SA.

Also goonporn.zip is seriously old, as you can also tell by the quality/resolution of the pictures and the fact that nobody on SA is that young anymore. As there's not a single troon in there I wouldn't be surprised if many of them haven't been active on SA for years.

EDIT: From a quick skim, the highest resolution pictures in that archive are 640x480. Most much lower. That's about mid-00s webcam tech. I don't think there are that many women on SA even left.
I wonder if the real impetus behind the troon takeover is that Lowtax's revenue was stagnating from the lack of new users, so when crowdfunding failed he let the loony troons ban people to cause a bunch of re-registrations.
 
I wonder if the real impetus behind the troon takeover is that Lowtax's revenue was stagnating from the lack of new users, so when crowdfunding failed he let the loony troons ban people to cause a bunch of re-registrations.

This sounds like a plan, a business plan even; something which Lowtax is absolute incapable of comprehending.
 
Those would fall under the spineless cucks category. It's one thing to feel bad about stupid shit you did when you were a kid, it's another to cut your balls off over it as an adult.

Then again, a true goon never moves on. That would require growing as a person, thinking for oneself, knowing when you've apologized enough, and leaving SA.

There's a lot that could be said about how the modern left moreso resembles a religious cult, what with there being so many ways to condemn oneself, with the only path to repentance being to troon out. There don't even seem to be different levels of being declared problematic, either, with even the slightest questions about troonery being treated like the inquirer just called for mass genocide. It's not even just troons; even implying that Trump might not be worth the mass hysteria can get you ostracized from leftist circles. You don't even need to declare support or anything, just imply that maybe going full Chicken Little isn't the best idea.

When a group - any group - can't be questioned without having its members getting extremely angry, there's always something fishy going on.

Yes, I've long thought of them as a cult, no different than Scientology or whatever.

What's funny though is I've gone full circle, I went through a period as a teen where I identified as a libertarian because I knew there were some weirdos on the radical left, but then I rode the wave of optimism of the Obama era and for many years just described myself as a liberal.

But today I've gone back to thinking of myself as libertarian, if not full on conservative, I wipe my ass with what the left wing has become, buncha freaks and weirdo cultists who would gladly put their enemies in gulags if given half the chance.
 
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