Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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two bees said:
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Hey @NavyGuzzler is this you too? Are you so desperate for attention that you'll claim to any twitter rando that you so totally have receipts that you just can't bare to show anybody but boy howdy they sure are there
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That is definitely him, I can't imagine how many Ashliiiiii Kyanka defenders are out there. Much less how many are spewing the shame rhetoric as him. Nice fucking avatar @NavyGuzzler

As an aside, do you guys know who the "Asian Lowtax child who is evil" is referring to? I thought both of his girls were pretty normal from what I've heard.
 
NavyGuzzler said:
Alright, well, have a nice thread, y'all.
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Jesus you drama queen, you could have just posted the quoted shit below instead of doing your mysterious white-knighting bullshit


repentance said:
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Because getting involved with goonettes has worked so well for Lowtax in the past.
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This is the hard-hitting, on-the-ground reporting of Lowtax destroying his own life that we're here for.
 
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Oh my god its terrible...just terrible.... I can't believe it a SECOND divorce has just crashed into Lowtax's finances.
 
Goons: “Awh man poor old Lowtax, why doesn’t anything go right for him” (:_(

There’s no outside force involved here that’s sabotaging him. There’s no evil genie who decided “fuck this guy in particular.” We’re long past the point of crazy coincidences fucking over a hapless victim, as everything Rich touches goes to shit and he ends up fucking up every personal or professional relationship he ever had. Everything going wrong with Lowtax’s life is because of Lowtax’s piss poor decision making. Nobody has done a better job of hurting Lowtax than Lowtax.
 
Fagmin Burt Sexual hops in the thread to remind everybody that just because something happened or is liable to happen to lowtax doesn't mean it's actually real and they'll be banned for insinuating it in the thread discussing the events unfolding.
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Remember lowtax personally white knighting chris hadwicks ex girl friend? I dare a goon to bring that up in that thread.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Maybe there are lawyers in Missouri who will accept box wine and a half-empty bottle of Ambien as a retainer.
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I know you jest, but LowT's meemaw is a retired attorney. I doubt she's doing pro bono work for her 43 year old manchild son since she's dying of cancer and all, but she'd probably know who to ask in the local legal circles.

Marissa Moira said:
Lowtax apparently has a mistress now, meanwhile most people can't even get a single gf.

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Does being a washed up sweaty brokeback pillhead Web 1.0 comedyman really gets the ladies all moist in current year clownworld? Or maybe it's when the gals see dat $1000 chair the panties fly off faster than Smorky at a Gymboree.

Imagine how bad that chair must smell by now, +15 years of LowT sittin' there, drinking, burping, farting, eating, spilling food crumbs everywhere, his sweaty scrote and taint grinding into the foam padding...
And you know Smorky took a sniff of that chair when LowT wasn't looking!
 
Coolio55 said:
Fagmin Burt Sexual hops in the thread to remind everybody that just because something happened or is liable to happen to lowtax doesn't mean it's actually real and they'll be banned for insinuating it in the thread discussing the events unfolding.
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Im surprised they haven't turned on Lowtax yet and screeched about how he's being a toxic white male and needs to give his forums up
 
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