Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Hellfire said:
A bunch of furries are butthurt.

"Are you seriously going to try and defend SA on my feed dude" http://archive.fo/NV1Te
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"the Ranch" :story:
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"Yeah I'm resurrecting this thread again just in case you didn't remember that Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka literally kept a person on staff who said "suicidal depression isn't claiming furries fast enough" and then tried to suck up to us"
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"Fuck Lowtax"
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:story:
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"shortly after that he was made very much aware of what they do because they went straight after the trans threads in E/N and started doxxing anyone they could find enough details on"
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"hell when i heard about the KF ads running i checked QCS (feedback forum) and saw a dude make a thread complaining about it who'd been probated for doing so. the reason given was simply "don't do this""
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Enter lolcow NAFEDUDE, known for admitting to molesting his sister.
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damn, furries still traumatized from when lowtax gassed them all back in 2004
 
I'm still waiting on my fucking guide to making trannies kill themselves, as well as the update to the FAQ on how exactly kill counts are officially tracked and scored. I swear, null's as lazy as lowtax. I was promised both those things years ago! False advertising goddamn it!

EDIT: This is an example of sarcasm goons. I didn't want to be ableist against those with crippling autism and a complete lack of a sense of humor.
 
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
I'm still waiting on my fucking guide to making trannies kill themselves, as well as the update to the FAQ on how exactly kill counts are officially tracked and scored. I swear, null's as lazy as lowtax. I was promised both those things years ago! False advertising goddamn it!

EDIT: This is an example of sarcasm goons. I didn't want to be ableist against those with crippling autism and a complete lack of a sense of humor.
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The guide was given out, your spam folder probably grabbed it though, its just "Tell the truth about them" and then Null's sig
 
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
I'm still waiting on my fucking guide to making trannies kill themselves, as well as the update to the FAQ on how exactly kill counts are officially tracked and scored. I swear, null's as lazy as lowtax. I was promised both those things years ago! False advertising goddamn it!

EDIT: This is an example of sarcasm goons. I didn't want to be ableist against those with crippling autism and a complete lack of a sense of humor.
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We don't need any help deciding on 12 gauge mouthwash according to the numbers
 
Has anyone ever heard the "YOSPOS shut down KF" thing before?

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Anytime a goon tells you about internet history, you only have to wait 2 sentences before it becomes about the abject superiority of goons
 
Windows 98 barraged the admins for literally years to become a GBS moderator, simply from an ego-fuelled desire to power trip over all those meanyheads who called him a shitty poster.

Finally Lady Ambien (Lowtax's wife) agreed not only to that request, but also to give him a second account to moderate from so that GBS wouldn't have to know that one of its least popular posters was now their overlord, and so that he could continue to shitpost using his own account and really take advantage to his new (and for other posters entirely inexplicable) immunity to the rules.

But W98 being the egomaniac gasbag that he is, he couldn't keep his sweet secret deal to himself and was bragging about it over PMs within a day, giving away the whole stitch up, losing and chance of ever modding anything ever, and the fallout over that was one of the reasons that Taxwife isn't on the forums much any more .
 
Alright, time to take a look at the GBS thread--

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Oh christ. Well, let's start with just the mod feedback thread.

Speaking of which, uh-oh, somebody reads the thread:

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...But they didn't read me explaining that it's spelled "doxed." That's just lazy.

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I also have no idea what this person is implying. If they're talking about us, we're not really "pretending" to do anything, we just bought an ad.

Also, I have to say that Botany is probably my least favorite character. He needs to be written out of this show, because he's just insufferable to everybody:

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@Emperor Julian You've been noticed.

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Anyway, I'll be screenshotting the entire GBS thread in a separate post, since that'll be one heck of a doozy.

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Shit, I'd written it off as a bad idea but it's almost worth it now. It's nice to know they're reading my stuff.

Hey Puve how come you're such boring unfunny faggots now? because the forum used to be hilarious and as of 2018 your last relavent contribution to the net culture was slenderman.
 
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