Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Somebody bought this ad to "combat" the other ones. I'm certain nothing negative will come from this, especially not even more ads with random racial slurs. Not in the slightest.

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Is Plant Monster just drunkposting?
 
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Here's a little advice: if a guy keeps making ads linking to this thread complaining about racial slurs in the ads he makes linking to the thread, it means he's reading the thread, along with your hysterical reactions. So, maybe, don't hysterically react. Or at least don't do it in the thread.

Or don't. Whatever, it's entertainment for sane people.

I also like this guy's comment on "bigoted trolls." You don't have to be bigoted to troll someone who can't wait to fall for it. These people react so easily to blatant bait, even your elderly Catholic grandmother would feel tempted to try to set them off.

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repentance said:
Realtalk from synthy in the faggot banner thread.

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Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha. You're a forum with a $10 membership in 2018 and have to pay for literally everything from your avatar, to your quote. 90% of the income comes from dumbfucks being banned and paying for an unban and even that is dying because your stupid fucking hugbox mods are actually permabanning people more. I'm shocked Lowtax doesn't charge for you adding emoticons to your post for like a dime.

Goons are the dumbest fucking cunts on the internet, I swear. Its worse than ResetERA because at least at ResetERA you don't have to pay to be banned. Also to all goons being directed to this thread, you are dumb faggots, your forum is dead, everyone laughs at you, and the farms are the only people that remember you exist. You have no influence and are a fucking joke. The only thing you are known for is how many funny and talented people left and become bigger, richer, funnier and better than Something Awful ever was or will be. And they all left, not because they outgrew you, because Lowtax was too stupid to see that and you dumb fucks chased them off. Now you can't even claim that because everyone there is an unfunny, untalented cunt whining about words and jokes. Pathetic.

Once the site becomes completely unprofitable, Lowtax will sell it to some shady Russian who will plaster it with malware and steal your credit card information. You stupid, stupid, stupid faggots.

Goons are fucking hilarious. They never stop fucking up and being fuck ups.

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... i've never heard of this, and want it to be true but it sounds too good.
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It was even worse than that. They basically accused them of being rape enablers and said to stop using rape jokes in the Plinkett videos. In that cunty, sanctimonious passive-aggressive tone that goons think is polite. They made like 3 posts and never returned.
 
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Goons have become a bunch of middle aged church ladies complaining together about the damn teenagers prank phone calling them with naughty words.

 
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Oh man I sure love this forum I've been using for a decade and a half, spent nearly a hundred dollars for accounts with avatars, user titles, and possible unbans, but there's five ads each saying exactly one word a piece and now I think it's the time to call it in, boys.

Some other choice quotes:

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I'm surprised that Jew one is getting such a negative reaction, seeing as how antisemitism is pretty trendy among the progressive crowd.

The next one needs to be Muhammad fucking a pig or something. I guarantee they'll finally draw the line at insulting muh Islam.
 
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My bet is they would draw the absolute last line at making fun of trannies. Not many goons are muslims.
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Yeah, that's true. There aren't many Muslim goons at all. I guess I was poking at the goons' constant defense of Islam, even the LGBT goons who'd be the first off the rooftop.

Goons seem to be about 90% white American middle to upper middle class from what I gathered in my time there. No matter how much they hate to admit it.

For whatever reason, the troons have basically been allowed to spread unchecked. A banner about them would be hilarious.

I guess the furries were so cringeworthy or whatever that they all got branded with yellow "yiffy" stars and put in the furry concentration camp before being mass purged, but somehow the troons are treated like a precious natural resource despite being far worse. I'll never understand SA logic.
 
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because apparently someone said something that'd get the website on an FBI watchlist
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Didn't the FBI already pay Lowtax a visit when one of their GBS Commies threatened to murder a senator?
 
So lemme get this straight. He is asking for someone to work for him for free to do something he could learn on his own. He has no knowledge of these banner ads despite them being uploaded to his site and getting money for them, until someone directly contacts him. Apparently they were in heavy rotation, so he is basically saying he does not read his forums at all.
Do you think lowtax has no free time because he...got a job?

Ps,
Anyone who would touch his website code is out of their fucking mind. He has shown repeatedly that he is willing to throw anyone under the bus to avoid taking responsibility for anything.
 
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