Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Matoi Ryuko, the deeply unpopular mod of ADTRW (the anime subforum) finally imploded after she started probating anyone who criticised any anime for "gimmick posting". Several users complained to the admins, at which point she posted the following - one of the best mod meltdowns in years:



Just so everyone is aware, Franxx, the anime that caused the meltdown, features giant robots piloted by teenage couples, whereby the (underage-looking) girl is bound in place on all fours wearing a collar, and the boy operates levers that emerge from her ass in order to make the robot go:

I love how this bozo's concept of preserving "our main clientele" is to censor SA's paid members, for the benefit of hypothetical guests who wander over from completely separate, free websites.
 
Don't be so hasty, anime has its fair share of bugfuck crazy women fans. There's a better possibility than that of her being a woman, it's just 99.58% that even if she is, she's equally as unfuckable as any troon.
If it was a male character I'd agree, but RPing as an anime waifu is pure troon. Plus that post just reads male whiny to me, not female whiny.
 
Quite possibly. What I do know is that Matoi Ryuko is the name of another anime character that this mod was obsessed with and would frequently roleplay as on the forum she was supposed to be moderating.

That character is the protagonist of a show about teenage girls who do battle while wearing dental floss.
 
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That's the dumbest shit I've seen this week and I follow politics.
 
How long as the paywall been up on gbs coulda sworn I was browsing it the other day with out being logged in.

Like 2 days, so that must mean lowtax is almost out of money and thinks we will waste 10bux on his gay tranny fart forum full of POZ mods who stamp out any common sense and creativity.

Expect another thread where his mom dies of cancer or something soon.

Time for another 401k loan rich...its ok bro the forums will bounce back some day right?
 
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ADTRW has been plagued with real, legitimate, actual pedophiles since its creation.

The anime fandom is awful I was into it back in late 1990s and the more anime weebs I met the more I just gave up any association well that and growing up.

One memory I have is like in the mid to late 00s in some thread outing a pedo not even a goon just some pedo a poster in the thread basically "came out" as a pedo and got banned.

I haven read adtrw in over a decade but once back 2003 they had a short list of anime that people couldn' talk about one was flcl and I figured the rule was because it was popular and done to death.

Fuck lowtax should just ban all anime but that pizza cats one he jokes about and call it a day.
 
Like 2 days, so that must mean lowtax is almost out of money and thinks we will waste 10bux on his gay tranny fart forum full of POZ mods who stamp out any common sense and creativity.

Expect another thread where his mom dies of cancer or something soon.

Time for another 401k loan rich...its ok bro the forums will bounce back some day right?

This time last year there was routinely around 6,000 members logged in during the busiest times. Lately I’ve noticed the logged in users is closer to 4,500 but will occasionally touch 5,000 briefly.
 
This time last year there was routinely around 6,000 members logged in during the busiest times. Lately I’ve noticed the logged in users is closer to 4,500 but will occasionally touch 5,000 briefly.

Back when i was on SA (1999-2007) it was never below 10,000. You would comment on a hot GBS thread and you would refresh to like 6 new replies while your shitty dial up submitted your post.

I remeber someone on TNE putting memebership decline on a simple chart and it showed about 6% less every year. So he is in pretty big trouble in about 2 years, he will have alot less paypigs to squeeze as time goes on.

Im still optimistic the site will close down or sell before 2020 and lowtax will disappear to the many trailer parks of lee's summit.
 
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Back when i was on SA (1999-2007) it was never below 10,000. You would comment on a hot GBS thread and you would refresh to like 6 new replies while your shitty dial up submitted your post.

I remeber someone on TNE putting memebership decline on a simple chart and it showed about 6% less every year. So he is in pretty big trouble in about 2 years, he will have alot less paypigs to squeeze as time goes on.

Im still optimistic the site will close down or sell before 2020 and lowtax will disappear to the many trailer parks of lee's summit.

SA will coast on sheer momentum until Low-T is retirement age in another 20 years, and probably longer.
That is provided he doesn't do anything dumb that makes checking the forums an inconvenience (like monthly subs, etc). I'm figuring this is probably Stopped-Clock vs. any sort of business savy, but I think if he did move to Xenforo, unless he can get a 1:1 reskin to match current SA, he'll lose people he can't afford to lose. So his delaying moving to Xenforo is probably helping keep the site's numbers up.

It nice to imagine Dear Richard having to actually go out and get a job, but SA has been fading hard since the late-aughts, and has been "going to die in the next few months" since 2005.

Remember, SA isn't in trouble. It is still making 3x its hosting costs, and since the staff are only paid in e-peen points and not actual currency, hosting is the only expense. But 3x hosting costs isn't enough to pay for Low-T's life style & GTR lease. That's the only issue the site is facing.

He'll also get a nice check when his mom kicks it. So inheritance + SA's declining revenues + quarterly pity-milking goons will last him long enough to be able file for early retirement. And probably 4-5 years of Ashlii getting some menial office drone job until she divorces him.
Provided he doesn't die before then due to complications from decades of Bum Wine & Ambien abuse. Or from living the goon life for 4 decades.
 
SA will coast on sheer momentum until Low-T is retirement age in another 20 years, and probably longer.
That is provided he doesn't do anything dumb that makes checking the forums an inconvenience (like monthly subs, etc). I'm figuring this is probably Stopped-Clock vs. any sort of business savy, but I think if he did move to Xenforo, unless he can get a 1:1 reskin to match current SA, he'll lose people he can't afford to lose. So his delaying moving to Xenforo is probably helping keep the site's numbers up.

It nice to imagine Dear Richard having to actually go out and get a job, but SA has been fading hard since the late-aughts, and has been "going to die in the next few months" since 2005.

Remember, SA isn't in trouble. It is still making 3x its hosting costs, and since the staff are only paid in e-peen points and not actual currency, hosting is the only expense. But 3x hosting costs isn't enough to pay for Low-T's life style & GTR lease. That's the only issue the site is facing.

He'll also get a nice check when his mom kicks it. So inheritance + SA's declining revenues + quarterly pity-jerking off goons will last him long enough to be able file for early retirement. And probably 4-5 years of Ashlii getting some menial office drone job until she divorces him.
Provided he doesn't die before then due to complications from decades of Bum Wine & Ambien abuse. Or from living the goon life for 4 decades.


He will have to squeeze his paypigs really hard to make it that far. Most of his cash goes to chinkwife,mongrel kids and back taxes...he has very little for his lifestyle anymore.. We will see...maybe if he changes everybodies avatar to trump again.
 
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