Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Rhysuu said:
I'm really surprised nobody has brought this up yet. Lowtax posted an extremely exceptional opinion regarding today's suicide of Anthony Bourdain and got ratio'd to hell on Twitter. According to him, Anthony Bourdain is an asshole because he killed himself despite having a child.

Those 121 replies are almost unanimously telling him to shut the fuck up.

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He's definitely not mad though.

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He halfheartedly backpedals like a coward, like many people here have said he can't admit fault even in the face of overwhelming wrongdoing.

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I was just coming here to post this. I could've respected his extremely wrong take on Bourdain's suicide since he was at least voicing a real opinion instead of his usual internet bullshit, but in the face of overwhelming twitter notifications he just "meh, whatever"s twice and retweets fucking Frankie Muniz about how much the internet sucks. Shameful.
 
Rhysuu said:
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What experiences? Has he tried to commit suicide or something?
 
told ya he's not clever enough to run with that crowd

E: also let me add that I think it's very cool and good that he uses that twitter account just to promote SA, like he said he would.
 
Four daughters? Did he Ashli have another baby?
 
AmpleApricots said:
E: also let me add that I think it's very cool and good that he uses that twitter account just to promote SA, like he said he would.
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He's actually capturing the asspain one experiences at SA fairly well with his tweets. Also, it's current level of comedy.
 
repentance said:
Four daughters? Did he Ashli have another baby?
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I think he's so screwed up on opiates he thinks his wife is his daughter. She doesn't work, and she's whiny and petulant so I can see how he could confuse her for a small child.

And speaking of screwed up daughters, LowT was whining on Twitter a few months ago about how chinkwife was screwing up his middle daughter, but he absolutely refuses to get her some therapy. He'd rather drive around in his last vestige of success rather than sell it and pay for the help his little girl so desperately needs.
 
Someone should tell Lowtax that just because his parents say "I want to die every time you come by and ask for money" doesn't mean they really want to commit suicide.
 
The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.
 
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jace821 said:
The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.
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It's funny that in the middle of the discussion about how to attract new users (lol, as if...), LowT bans yet another topic of conversation. So add Anthony Bourdain with Mt. Everest, female comedians, game journalism, anything politically embarrassing to the mods, Krusty memes, and hundreds of other things. But that's not the problem, no the problem is they haven't banned all maga chuds yet, you see...
 
jace821 said:
The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.
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How many goons even had a father in their household in the first place? It's like the ghetto. No one has a dad but everyone has a gun. (replace gun with dildo here)
 
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