Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Not sure what game he's talking about, but for a while at least SA was the only place that was doing English let's plays of Danganronpa and so they put up the paywall on that and actually had quite a bunch of new goons join just for that alone. I imagine they were in for a surprise when and if they ventured into the rest of the forum though.
 
The LP sub should have instituted a no Danganrompa rule like the old no Pokémon rule. It might have stemmed the bleeding for a little while. The people that attracted was beyond horrible
 
I did a little bit of poking around on the front page of SA today because I was curious to know the current state of the website's content. In the spoiler tag below is a list of all of SA's columns and the years they were last updated:

*Photoshop Phriday - 2017
*Comedy Goldmine - 2017
*The Flash Tub - 2014
Awful Link of the Day - 2015
Fake Something Awfuls - N/A
The Barbarian’s Dojo - 2007
The Great Goon Database - 2007
Livejournal Theater - 2008
Joystick Token Healthpack - 2009
Webcam Ward - 2010
Murder the Internet - 2017
Features / Articles - 2017
Guides - 2014
Legal Threats - 2008
Pranks [ICQ] - 2010
State Og - 2005
Everquest - 2000
Pranks - 2016
The Weekend Web - 2016
Daily Dirt - 2014
The Art of Warcraft - 2006
*Video Game Article - 2018
The Awful Movie Database - 2012
Pregame Wrapup - 2007
Second Life Safari - 2007
The Hogosphere - 2008
*Front Page News - 2018
Forum Friday's Monday - 2011
Cliff Yablonski Hates You - 2007
Manifestos From the Internet - 2007
Johnston Checks In - 2013
Twitter Tuesday - 2014
Music Article - 2013
*The Everdraed Showcase - 2013
Reviews [Games] - 2010
Reviews [Movies] - 2018
Rom Pit - 2009
Truth Media [Reviews] - 2010
Truth Media [Flames] - 2010
Awful Anime - 2008
The Horrors of Pornography - 2010
Your Band Sucks - 2007
Fashion SWAT - 2014
AwfulVision - 2012
MMO Roulette - 2008
The Most Awful - 2013
Garbage Day - 2013
*WTF, D&D!? - 2014
*Current Releases - 2014
Awful Things for Sale - 2015

Awful lot of categories that haven't been touched in several years, many of them at least in half a decade and some of them even a decade or longer. 31 of the 50 columns listed here have not been touched in at least 5 years. 32 if you count the nebulous "Fake Something Awfuls" section. That's over 60%. The columns marked with an asterisk are the ones featured in the website's header under the SA logo, and most of those haven't been touched in years as well. Those are the ones that are being put front and center to visitors.

I get that some of those categories are dead because their subjects have become irrelevant in modern culture (ICQ Pranks, Everquest) or were columns that belonged to a single specific writer (Awful Things For Sale, Johnston Checks In). But that doesn't account for the staggering majority of sections that literally anyone could pick up and contribute to. SA has general categories for all sorts of dumb internet shit like anime, gaming (modern and classic), viral videos, porn, music, social media, forums, etc. Everything. And it's not like some of these columns are hard to do. Weekend Web and Awful Link of the Day were community efforts to laugh at dumb websites and neither of those have been touched in a long time. The Great Goon Database was all local content, they didn't even have to find a different site to prowl, and that one's languished for 11 years.

I don't know what point I was trying to make with this post. I wasn't intending this to come off as another "lol SA is dead" post, but it's pretty telling that the content that the website was initially built on has just been left to rot.

Makes sense at this point. The people who run something awful at this point, don't really care about the site as a whole except as a way to enforce their views and domination on the other people paying money to be in the cool kids club
 
another fun article

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how zack and the others went SJW confuses the fuck out of me.

And before we start talking about good moderation on SA regarding photoshop friday.

its best to remember that the mods killed it by coming into a thread and saying "yeah this isnt a good topic or idea"

also back then you had to have some skills with the shop and a place to host there was a higher bar to making a shop and thus every half brained idea wouldnt get thrown around
 
So wait even with SA's terrible reputation you willingly paid $10 to join just to talk about one game that you could talk about literally anywhere else on the internet for free?

I hate to be the one to break this to you because your parents or doctor are probably better qualified but you're dumb, really really dumb.

Lol, mate, your reply is so fucking stupid, that you sound like lowtax himself. See, the guy who posted after you actually understood what I'm talking about.

I bethink he was saying it was still to him as non PC comedy forum as it once was and then he found out what it actually was. I have a feeling or friends here isn't a native English speaker so my guess is outside of places like this and 4chan and evE online, most people have no idea what sa is like

You are correct, mate, I'm not a native speaker. Moreover I had really no clue that SA is a socjus infected shithole. I really thought that it was a non-pc forum where nothing is sacred and like 5 years ago maybe it was. Imagine my surprise.

:powerlevel: About the game, it is Star Citizen. This project looks really like a very big scam and goons have some really good analyses about the situation, which - no you'cant read 'literally anywhere else on the internet for free', except maybe you wait for the paywall to go done. The thread about Star Citizen is actually ok.
 
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how zack and the others went SJW confuses the fuck out of me.

And before we start talking about good moderation on SA regarding photoshop friday.

its best to remember that the mods killed it by coming into a thread and saying "yeah this isnt a good topic or idea"

also back then you had to have some skills with the shop and a place to host there was a higher bar to making a shop and thus every half brained idea wouldnt get thrown around

When SA started the majority of the audience was young men in their teens and 20s. It was fun to mock crazy internet losers. Fast forward 20 years and most of them have become what they mocked so when someone makes a thread making fun of a group of people it hits too close for many goons.
 
" higher ups seem receptive to a new newbie av"

Look at that very important unpaid SA mod using the extremely impressive corporate lingo, better to what he wants!

"and I've heard a secondhand story about a lurker / SA newcomer being scared off thinking that SA was super into... that guy."

I've heard secondhand stories about very important unpaid SA mods making up shit.
 
lowtax is currently talking to himself in a thread he made in yospos, a subforum that constantly makes fun of him.
 
"and I've heard a secondhand story about a lurker / SA newcomer being scared off thinking that SA was super into... that guy."

That is actually true to a degree, a guy and his wife threw a shit-fit in QCS about it when the change happened. It leaked over into Let's Play even cause she was doing a Mario Party Let's Play and basically said "I'm still doing the LP just come to this other site instead to follow it"

I'm willing to bet the "higher ups" is ZDR
 
" higher ups seem receptive to a new newbie av"

Look at that very important unpaid SA mod using the extremely impressive corporate lingo, better to what he wants!

"and I've heard a secondhand story about a lurker / SA newcomer being scared off thinking that SA was super into... that guy."

I've heard secondhand stories about very important unpaid SA mods making up shit.

I want a fighting game hidden character silhouette of Trump with "That Guy" lover on it for newbie avatar
 
Do they actually self censor Trump’s name now like he’s Candyman or Beetlejuice?

If so all hope is gone.
 
I love reading terrible opinions stated as fact.
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This opinion came about because someone said Ghost of a Tale (a game with a warrior mouse like the Redwall series), looked good. It's the same old tired argument trotted out when people accuse Lord of the Rings as being racist because orcs are replacements for blacks.

What triggered this snowflake to get angry about a classic children's series in a videogame thread? Were they bullied by a Redwall fan as a child? Do they like rats and are triggered because Redwall characterizes rats and other vermin as violent psychopaths who kill innocents? Did they struggle to read as a child and Redwall was just the sour grapes they could never reach with a 3rd grade reading level?

I don't know. All I know is this is a terrible opinion and I now want to read Redwall out of spite.
 
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