Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Lowtax has suspicions.
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But he is definitely not mad.
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oh he mad

In his rationalization why he even wanted to be on twitter he sounds like an addict. Pretty pathetic for a guy in his 40s, @Lowtax. Really, it's just sad at this point.
 
Lowtaxs cognitive dissonance is actually the most exceptional thing about him. It's a miracle his brain hadn't caught fire a dozen times trying to add up his false equivalencies
 
AmpleApricots said:
oh he mad

In his rationalization why he even wanted to be on twitter he sounds like an addict. Pretty pathetic for a guy in his 40s, @Lowtax. Really, it's just sad at this point.
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Well, of course he wants his twitter acct back! How else is he gonna share embarrassing details about his family or go on pathetic tirades about Notch without it?

Also, LowT tried to be wackyzany in GBS earlier, it didn't go so well: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851352

What is the ultimate deception?
Lowtax said:
Okay here's mine: you buy an army suit and shave your head and glue a bunch of badges to your breast so it looks like you're really great at war. Go around bars and look for attractive women. If you find one, walk up to them and say "hello, I'm a Army War Commander, I protect this country with honor and vigilance. Respect our troops and have sex with me." Then she'll be legally required to do some sex with you and marry you and have a baby. Okay then tell her "lady I'm sorry but there's another war and I have to go beat it easily with my skills and tactics." Then salute her and leave and drive to another state.

Go to another bar and repeat the procedure. Keep doing it until you've had babies in 50 states. Congratulations, you now have an incredible amount of deductibles for your taxes, and you have deceived ultimately a poo poo ton of women.

PS: there are no flaws in my plan so don't bother trying to point out any
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The first reply:
Become an alcoholic but convince your family that you have a chronic illness so whenever you're puking and/or hung over they just think you're having an episode of your totally real sickness.
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You can see why LowT likes twitter so much, even the goony goons that used to kiss his ass can't resist clownin' on him.


And in other news, Pleasureman bumped an old thread on MPC about the million dollar McMansion LowT had to liquidate when he split with chinkwife. Click Here to see what LowT spent his ill-gotten goonbux on back during the boom times, rather than finding alternate sources of income, or learning a trade, or even fixing search.
 
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TiggerNits said:
Lowtaxs cognitive dissonance is actually the most exceptional thing about him.
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He's in there basically saying, "Woe is me, Twitter won't let me come back and now I can only talk to you pathetic losers", and then getting mad that he's not getting an outpouring of sympathy from said pathetic losers. As if it's not his fault his dead, gay forum is in the shape it's in.
 
repentance said:
Definitely not mad.

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It looks like FB is the future for Lowtax.

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Haha this thread is great. Its 1/3 people offering to tweet for him or create an account for him. 1/3 people taking shots at him for complaining that twitter does the same dumb shit his website does with the user base, and 1/3 people sucking his dick. Of course Low-t isnt interested in anyone helping him, but he is going to take some facebook SA account some offered him. Way to be on the cutting edge Richard.

Also I cant believe this guy didnt catch a ban for saying this:

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dryb0nes said:
32 years old with a mutilated, decaying crotch that everyone else paid for. Oh yeah and you're still a student somehow. What the fuck are you studying? I guarantee it isn't medicine.

Two years ago he was just another run of the mill goon failure: 30 year old student, never had a job, parent dependent, pretty standard stuff. Now he's a circus freak with a maggot filled axe wound where his dick used to be. SA has ruined so many lives it's insane.
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There's so much to unpack. I really do wonder wtf all he's been "studying" for 14 years. I bet there was at least one useless English degree.

No wonder he felt fundametally off, his life is genuinely fucked up, just not because he is a woman on the inside. I wonder what those student loans look like.
 
Maybe he went back to studying after working but that's probably way too optimistic by me. There are people older that went back and kind of build an new career on it tho, it happens if rarely. Yeah, yeah I know :optimistic: and all. The english/philosophy/arts degree is much more likely.

I think most turn to trannyism not because they're genuine womyn on the inside you guys but because both for attention and to reinvent themselves, "start over" in a way. Of course the very notion of starting over is ridiculous. Nobody does. It used to be that men in their early to mid-40s started buying motorcycles and sports cars, getting girlfriends half their age and doing other things like that to grasp onto their fleeting youth, or maybe to make up for experiences they have missed earlier on for whatever reason. That we now see people getting existential crises in ages where these really shouldn't be an issue (late 20s to mid 30s) is pretty weird. I see so many people online complaining that they feel old or feel the effects of aging and they're like, 35. (not really an age where you should feel anything in that regard if you're healthy) I have no idea why that is. Maybe because society puts more and more weight on the importance of youth, but that seems to be too easy an answer.
 
AmpleApricots said:
Maybe he went back to studying after working but that's probably way too optimistic by me. There are people older that went back and kind of build an new career on it tho, it happens if rarely. Yeah, yeah I know :optimistic: and all. The english/philosophy/arts degree is much more likely.

I think most turn to trannyism not because they're genuine womyn on the inside you guys but because both for attention and to reinvent themselves, "start over" in a way. Of course the very notion of starting over is ridiculous. Nobody does. It used to be that men in their early to mid-40s started buying motorcycles and sports cars, getting girlfriends half their age and doing other things like that to grasp onto their fleeting youth, or maybe to make up for experiences they have missed earlier on for whatever reason. That we now see people getting existential crises in ages where these really shouldn't be an issue (late 20s to mid 30s) is pretty weird. I see so many people online complaining that they feel old or feel the effects of aging and they're like, 35. (not really an age where you should feel anything in that regard if you're healthy) I have no idea why that is. Maybe because society puts more and more weight on the importance of youth, but that seems to be too easy an answer.
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Also, a lot of them are sex offenders and trooning out is a way to shield yourself. It helps that you can scream how mentioning your dead name is equivalent to rape in case someone tries to do a background check.
 
It's no longer just the mods and admins who wish Lowtax would just hurry up and fuck off whenever he shows up.
 
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