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dryb0nes said:
It's almost like mutilating your body is a sign of preexisting mental conditions and opens you up to some of the nastiest infections known to modern science while simultaneously leaving the real issue untreated.

Also lolled at the NEET shit towards the end there. Honestly like every single troon is a complete leech on their family/society. I've never read a sob story that included them actually being employed or not taking handouts in some way.
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Wish I had mommy and daddy to pay for everything in my life while I stay at home all day talking to the internet about how I went and paid for a quack doctor to irreversibly stab a hole in my groin so carelessly that my body falls apart like a piece of paper mache that got wet.

Um, well, maybe not those last few things.
 
_01 said:
Wish I had mommy and daddy to pay for everything in my life while I stay at home all day talking to the internet about how I went and paid for a quack doctor to irreversibly stab a hole in my groin so carelessly that my body falls apart like a piece of paper mache that got wet.

Um, well, maybe not those last few things.
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Don't forget, capitalism is evil.
 
_01 said:
Wish I had mommy and daddy to pay for everything in my life while I stay at home all day talking to the internet about how I went and paid for a quack doctor to irreversibly stab a hole in my groin so carelessly that my body falls apart like a piece of paper mache that got wet.

Um, well, maybe not those last few things.
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Sounds like you have a fetish.
 
repentance said:
TMT, of course.

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So he chose to undergo an expensive, elective, and traumatic surgery despite having no job, no skills, and being in the middle of grad school. He also had no idea how he was going to pay for everything other than hoping mommy and daddy could bail him out for the foreseeable future.

And someone signed off on this guy being mentally healthy and responsible enough to go through with all this.
 
MrLobe said:
So he chose to undergo an expensive, elective, and traumatic surgery despite having no job, no skills, and being in the middle of grad school. He also had no idea how he was going to pay for everything other than hoping mommy and daddy could bail him out for the foreseeable future.

And someone signed off on this guy being mentally healthy and responsible enough to go through with all this.
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Also at the start he said he met a couple of "girls" from Something Awful when he went to get the surgery. Meaning he was in contact with the SA trannies before the surgery which would suggest to me that they have grouped together and are pushing or helping people to get mutilated like this.

Unfortunately for this person who now has a rotting, destroyed crotch you aren't allowed to question or criticize any of these people in any way. They are probably going to commit suicide when their girlfriend finally realizes they can't stay with a eunuch that is melting down with no resources, no prospects and a lifetime of horrible medical issues.

Some real talk at any point about their mentality or their condition might have prevented what is probably going to be a terrible outcome. I'm sure anyone that would have told them to see a psychiatrist first would have been immediately banned for transphobia as it's still a bannable offense to suggest that gender dysphoria is a real condition or that being transgender is anything but a pure and righteous expression of your true soul.
 
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Maggots on a Train said:
>failed stitches 4 months after surgery
Dude, what? That shit was wrecked from the start. Stitches aren't supposed to hold you together like a ragdoll, they come out after a week or two.
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SoSe posted about that guy a few months ago. Apparently he was too eager to get his girlfriend's she-cock all up inside him and shredded the surgeon's work. He described his mangled junk as having the consistency of lunch meat, which is a real insult to lunch meat.

Edit: another post just before the lunchmeat goon is a nice example of how completely incapable goons are at living life responsibly. I wonder how long it will take before he spins this as being fired due to transphobia.
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aquariumwater said:
SoSe posted about that guy a few months ago. Apparently he was too eager to get his girlfriend's she-cock all up inside him and shredded the surgeon's work. He described his mangled junk as having the consistency of lunch meat, which is a real insult to lunch meat.

Edit: another post just before the lunchmeat goon is a nice example of how completely incapable goons are at living life responsibly. I wonder how long it will take before he spins this as being fired due to transphobia.
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These are the kind of posts that just five years ago would be pinned to the front page of SA and mocked relentlessly.

Also I like how he low-key blames his wife for their divorce. There's two possible scenarios for this idea. One is that his wife was accepting of his transition but he somehow expected her to change her sexual orientation on a whim with her having zero say in the matter. The other is she stood and watched in horror as her husband and father of her child decided to starting chopping off his own body parts and pumping chemicals into his body, completely changing from the man she married. In both of these possible situations, it is anything but the wife's fault that the relationship disintegrated.

Ironically, the biggest proponent for not going through with transitioning is just looking at the people who have. Even with dissent being a bannable offense, those who transition achieve the same effect by explaining how their lives and bodies break apart the moment they get the magical surgery that they thought would somehow make their lives better than the day before.
 
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aquariumwater said:
SoSe posted about that guy a few months ago. Apparently he was too eager to get his girlfriend's she-cock all up inside him and shredded the surgeon's work. He described his mangled junk as having the consistency of lunch meat, which is a real insult to lunch meat.

Edit: another post just before the lunchmeat goon is a nice example of how completely incapable goons are at living life responsibly. I wonder how long it will take before he spins this as being fired due to transphobia.
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Holy fuck.
His doctor told him not to.
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"Hmmm. I have a two month old surgical muck-up that hasn't fully healed. Maybe I should shove my troonfriend's sweaty dick in there."
An episiotomy in a real vag will mostly heal within a week or two. Christ.

And ROFL at that second troon who thought he was too good to eat food bank canned green beans and pbjs, so he stole from his job.
 
"I was living above my means and was aware of this so I stole from the company I work for, total dick move of them to fire me for it"

Typical troon "the world should work according to my wishes and needs" narcissism, nothing really new. Fucker is so up his own ass he doesn't even realize he did a bad thing, -let alone has any shred of remorse for stealing- it's pretty fucked up when you think about it.
 
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Ahhhh it's not somebody else's responsibility to like you, you cretin, especially if you weren't transitioning before the relationship started. I wouldn't want to marry somebody who decides to cut off their legs one day after dating for a while, that doesn't mean I hate paraplegics.

If somebody doesn't like who you are, the dumbest thing you can possibly do is force them to anyway. These people have zero self awareness and see nothing as their fault, even when the evidence is right in front of them.

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He just casually mentions he's thinking about committing suicide like he was talking about doing the laundry. The worst part is nobody even acknowledged this statement.

This is maybe one of the worst threads on Something Awful. Not for the quality or content of the posts, but for how much it facilitates the posters being encouraged to mutilate themselves and commit suicide.
 
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