Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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That was actually a pretty funny response imo.
And I don't like Lowtax, but I don't hate him either so @Lowtax hope you get well soon.
 
Lowtax's neck just as useless and work-adverse as he is.

DON'T USE MY NERVES, DON'T SPACE MY VERTEBRAE
 
Holocaust Mansplainer said:
He'll be fine, he's made a few million over the years so no doubt he has great insurance
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I know you're probably being sarcastic but he and his wife have both stated a few times that they do not currently have insurance. Unless that's changed over the last few months (unlikely due to their financial situations) he's probably going to have to swallow a hell of a bill.
 
Rhysuu said:
I know you're probably being sarcastic but he and his wife have both stated a few times that they do not currently have insurance. Unless that's changed over the last few months (unlikely due to their financial situations) he's probably going to have to swallow a hell of a bill.
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Is Bill the name of the guy who's fucking Lowtax's wife?
 
I kinda think he's just wanting pain pills. Maybe if he gets and sells enough of them he'll be able to pay for that forum migration to xenforo 2.0. Haha just kidding he's probably going to end up mixing them with the wrong thing and overdose.
 
We used to joke LowT had no spine but welp...:story:

I'm just wonderin' if "neck problems" is just a euphemism for "Cirrhosis". Because you know LowT's gotta have a liver like a French goose, bad neck or not. Or maybe he almost pulled an Eloh.

In fact, I think LowT is turning into Eloh. Fat hairy body, melts down over everything, sexual deviant, pill addict, electronic music "artist". Though Eloh had a lot of bitcoin.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
We used to joke LowT had no spine but welp...:story:

I'm just wonderin' if "neck problems" is just a euphemism for "Cirrhosis". Because you know LowT's gotta have a liver like a French goose, bad neck or not. Or maybe he almost pulled an Eloh.

In fact, I think LowT is turning into Eloh. Fat hairy body, melts down over everything, sexual deviant, pill addict, electronic music "artist". Though Eloh had a lot of bitcoin.
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I'd say it actually is his neck, but the main problem is that when you have cartilage deterioration issues whichever joints you use the most are going to be the first to develop problems from all of the bone on bone contact.

I've known people who worked for a living with that issue that had their knees or their shoulders or their hands give out on them around middle age but Lowtax has been relaxing so long that his lounging bones have given out. It isn't decades of effort to earn a living destroying someone's body he just had a couch slowly explode his spine from the 1990s until now.

Sucks for him though because the neck is the worst possible area to have these issues due to all the nerves and discs and shit.
 
Would lowtax have to sell the forums and stop ebegging if he wanted to get on disability?
 
I'd say maybe the time in the hospital would give Lowtax time for introspection, but he'll probably just demand ambien to "help him sleep" and spend his days passed out like when he had the office. Except it'll be even better, because the bedpan means he doesn't have to get up to use the bathroom anymore.
 
Is it possible to get an injury as serious as that just lying in a couch for years?
 
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