Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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SA of ten years ago had that sweet spot of 4chan's sensibilities but with less retardation. They pulled off some hilarious shit that would be simply unthinkable today, because everyone who'd think of it has already been banned. I think Lowtax has come to realize that and regrets it, but is far too lazy to do anything to steer the boat away from the iceberg.
 
robobobo said:
Why not? The last time Lowtax wandered back in and sponsored a thread, FAU gassed it after a day. Lowtax ungassed it and it stayed open for a few more days, then promptly got shut down again when Lowtax's attention span expired.
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Except lowtax would always scurry back to twitter to shit post. The mods knew this and would let the threads they didn’t like get trolled for a few days by their pets then gas them because “they’re bad.”

Lowtax can’t retreat to twitter any more (or at least won’t under an anonymous account). GBS is his new shit posting station. He’s neglected the place for years but his posting is more in line with the people that left the place than the hordes of microagressed that are there now. As long as he keeps the concern trolls that target GBS out of there that’s fine by me.
 
MrLobe said:
Hooray, a new manic phase has begun! I hope he makes another separate but equal forum for black people again!
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The segregated forum only worked for a little while. Koalas March is back ruining the rest of the forums with her race obsession. You can't read about television shows in TVIV without seeing her march around a group of her outraged POC hype men to talk about how Iris from The Flash was once called a nigger or how problematic the arming of the police in Luke Cage was or that The Punisher has racist overtones that white people don't understand due to institutional racism.

She is a moderator so the forums won't let you ignore her and the rules say you aren't allowed to tell her to shut up so she just drags every thread she touches into an anti-white rant. Good luck on finding out about the cast news on the newest season of Arrow because Koalas March is lecturing everyone on how they are taking back the word "Coonery" or something.

I'd love if Lowtax caused her to go sulk in her private fiefdom again. That's really the best possible outcome since she is incapable of talking about anything but race and Lowtax is too big of a cuck to de-mod her.
 
Anime is Blood said:
The segregated forum only worked for a little while. Koalas March is back ruining the rest of the forums with her race obsession. You can't read about television shows in TVIV without seeing her march around a group of her outraged POC hype men to talk about how Iris from The Flash was once called a nigger or how problematic the arming of the police in Luke Cage was or that The Punisher has racist overtones that white people don't understand due to institutional racism.

She is a moderator so the forums won't let you ignore her and the rules say you aren't allowed to tell her to shut up so she just drags every thread she touches into an anti-white rant. Good luck on finding out about the cast news on the newest season of Arrow because Koalas March is lecturing everyone on how they are taking back the word "Coonery" or something.

I'd love if Lowtax caused her to go sulk in her private fiefdom again. That's really the best possible outcome since she is incapable of talking about anything but race and Lowtax is too big of a cuck to de-mod her.
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The forums were a shit show long before koalas march was made an IK. She's just your stereotypical SA mod/IK. They've never had an ounce of power or responsibility in their real life.
 
FAU and ZDR are keeping her around and protecting her from demodding because any criticism of KM being a shitty mod and poster is obviously racism. It’s the same old song and dance and why the forums are on life support.

Lowtax should just pull the plug already and let it die. KM can put more effort into shitting up her tumblr and talking about how mean and racist reddit is.

Edit: if she’s ever demodded before the forums die I want to be front and center for her chimpout. She’ll probably leak the mod forum and accuse everyone of being racist.
 
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Despite all his "how do you fellow progressives?" Stuff Lowtax's Twitter was in no way politically correct. Now that he's posting in SA again how are the sjw mods going to react when they have a problematic poster they can't ban because he owns the place?
 
Ruin said:
Despite all his "how do you fellow progressives?" Stuff Lowtax's Twitter was in no way politically correct. Now that he's posting in SA again how are the sjw mods going to react when they have a problematic poster they can't ban because he owns the place?
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he's the only one allowed to say "i was just joking" because he can throw a brick at the master servers at any moment
 
Ruin said:
Despite all his "how do you fellow progressives?" Stuff Lowtax's Twitter was in no way politically correct. Now that he's posting in SA again how are the sjw mods going to react when they have a problematic poster they can't ban because he owns the place?
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This is definitely just pandering. Lowtax has always been a bit of a libertarian, if anything. He used to have a pretty impressive gun collection (although I don't know if he still does given all the kids crammed into a small apartment).
 
MrLobe said:
Lowtax has always been a bit of a libertarian, if anything.
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He was a libertarian when some dumb thing he created saw inexplicable success and made him millions of dollars he didn't earn or deserve.

Now that he's an old man with dwindling prospects and no marketable skills whatsoever, he'll be a socialist.
 
Dynastia said:
He was a libertarian when some dumb thing he created saw inexplicable success and made him millions of dollars he didn't earn or deserve.

Now that he's an old man with dwindling prospects and no marketable skills whatsoever, he'll be a socialist.
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Nice theory but are you sure he didn't just watch the Zeitgeist documentary?
 
Ruin said:
a problematic poster they can't ban because he owns the place?
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Lowtax is so spineless that his reaction to people getting triggered by something he said would be:

1. Be mildly defensive and passive-aggressive, at first.
2. Apologize for upsetting people.
3. Leave the forum for a few months/years.

This is the pattern he always goes through.
 
Lowtax approves of this scam but told KM not to give out free avatars and FYAD is roasting her with a few straight calling her scam out in the thread.

Of course KM and Apple employee Alexandra Stapleton (aka LeftistMuslimObama and Cis Autodrag) are calling everyone racist, white supremacist kiwi farms posters that dare criticize this. All criticism is an attempt to keep down poor people of color black people trying to rise up. Bunch of dishonest cultists.

I’m darker than both them and I’m not black, I’m white.
 
the race moderator has posted a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYH9tXMTsus

allahu akbar

e: for context, this is about "koalas march":
You are welcome to post links to your own paypals and such, as long as you write a short paragraph explaining your situation. Don' doxx yourself for us, but give as much info as you can.

As an example here is mine:

Yo, it's KM. You all now I am a queer black woman from Detroit. I am pretty poor. Like, EBT card, poverty level poor. I have a trigeminal neuralgia and depression/anxiety, which can make it hard to work 9 to 5 jobs. I work as a contractor and because technology is garbage that updates all the time, I am trying to save up to build a new editing rig. I have a good one pieced together for about $800, but it is way out of my price range. Unfortunately, I can't work without it because as a contractor, I need my own equipment. I could also use some new cameras, as I only have 1 functioning at the moment, but I am not trying to be greedy. I'm on my way to a second job, hopefully the interview goes well. I am trying to get a short film funded, but my old boss was my contact for most investors and he is... well, my experience working for him was not great in hindsight. He also revoked my Adobe Cloud membership, even though I am pretty sure I paid for it, and now I am struggling to purchase a license for new editing software.

I am the only one working in my family/household, my grandmother is recovering from breast cancer and my mother is severely mentally ill. I am trying to hunt down new jobs and maintain an income but it's truly a nightmare. My mother lost our EBT card and I am in the process of applying for another one. Our car has several holes in it, like you can see through the floor to the road. The bottom is rusted out and will probably just fall off altogether one day. I am trying to quit smoking, because I know that it's a waste of money, so I have been purchasing tobacco and rolling cigs while I try to cut back and quit all together. I quit drinking in June, and have been sober for 4 months so far. I am pretty proud of that one.

My paypal is http://www.paypal.me/koalasmarch and any money sent there will probably go to a a new license so that I can at least edit on my shitty out of date laptop. Possibly groceries at some point but after that I'd like keep putting money towards editing and equipment. I appreciate anything anyone is willing to give, even if its just a buck. trust me, when you're poor it goes a long , long way.


I want to stress that please do not feel pressured to donate if you can't afford it. We understand. But special thanks to those who do!
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This video made me realize she actually does have some sort of mental problem, whether it's just a lack of cognative ability, or something deeper. I don't know. But she is clearly delusional and has no idea of how the world works.

I honestly feel bad for her and hope she takes all this embarrassing stuff down and dissappears from Sa.
 
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