Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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jace821 said:
Here's lowtax' massive turnout for his Chicago meet up he had pinned to the top of the forums for a week. He showed up drunk/hungover and was the first to leave.
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What the fuck is Lowtax wearing in this picture? What is on that shirt?

Does the faggot on the left have an eyepatch on?
 
Dynastia said:
LADY AMBIEN JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS COLE'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. LADY AMBIEN CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT LADY AMBIEN TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. LADY AMBIEN WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT. EXHAUSTED, SHE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. SHE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY, AND SPEAKS HER NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S LADY AMBIEN. LADY AMBIEN DOES THAT.
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@Lowtax please confirm
 
jace821 said:
He has volunteer employees and there will always be someone ready to take a fallen mods place. He doesn't make much on the place any more but it's enough that he won't close it. He's also got $700 a month coming from patreon which probably goes far in nowhere Missouri and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets some sort of government assistance for his kids.

The forum migration to xenforo won't happen as he's already spent the money he raised for it and he thinks the developers are going to spend months moving his current shit heap to xenforo 2 for $10k or some trivial amount.
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jace821 said:
Here's lowtax' massive turnout for his Chicago meet up he had pinned to the top of the forums for a week. He showed up drunk/hungover and was the first to leave.
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This picture is a perfect example of why not to follow ones dreams. Might end up creating a nightmare instead
 
Hey guys, Lowtax is ALREADY back with a brand new Twitter handle, @richard_kyanka (https://twitter.com/richard_kyanka). You can tell it's official since his wife retweeted the first tweet he made on the account just a few minutes ago. It really didn't take him long to come crawling back to the platform and in the process lost all of his like 37k followers.

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Rhysuu said:
Hey guys, Lowtax is ALREADY back with a brand new Twitter handle, @richard_kyanka (https://twitter.com/richard_kyanka). You can tell it's official since his wife retweeted the first tweet he made on the account just a few minutes ago. It really didn't take him long to come crawling back to the platform and in the process lost all of his like 37k followers.

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This will end well.
 
Rhysuu said:
Hey guys, Lowtax is ALREADY back with a brand new Twitter handle, @richard_kyanka (https://twitter.com/richard_kyanka). You can tell it's official since his wife retweeted the first tweet he made on the account just a few minutes ago. It really didn't take him long to come crawling back to the platform and in the process lost all of his like 37k followers.

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Please, Lord of All Funny Things, let Notch call him a bitch ass toilet person for sucking the twitter dick.
 
Rhysuu said:
Hey guys, Lowtax is ALREADY back with a brand new Twitter handle, @richard_kyanka (https://twitter.com/richard_kyanka). You can tell it's official since his wife retweeted the first tweet he made on the account just a few minutes ago. It really didn't take him long to come crawling back to the platform and in the process lost all of his like 37k followers.

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"I don't care about Twitter! It's just a stupid Nazi forum for retards! I don't need it! I'm never coming back!"

:story:

Twitter doesn't have a specific report option for ban dodges, so I just reported his first Tweet for threats.
 
It's going to be fun watching him find out that when people anywhere else on the internet ban you it's because they actually want you gone from their fuckin platform, not because they just want you to pay them ten dollars.
 
zap2theextreme said:
yeah RIP vilerat, died doing what he loved most playing video games during work hours.
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Man, that was super fucking weird. Benghazi blew up (literally and figuratively), and suddenly it turns out that mod with the shitty tattoo from D&D was a CIA spook the whole time. I wonder if he ever tugged at his collar nervously whenever some tankie started ranting about American imperialism.
 
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