Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Never Scored said:
Who was he again? I ham not able to remember.
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This fat fuck.

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He had a dildo he called "Mister Happy" or something similar and he went into depth about how he was using it in the shower and part of his asshole fell out.
 
I always thought the weirdest thing about GEcafe that no one talks about is not the sexual perversion, not the catastrophic obesity, but that he was obsessively in love with NBC. Like the corporate entity itself. That's what the GE in his username refers to. I may be misremembering but I believe he once said his greatest fantasy in life was to work at 30 Rockefeller Plaza (hopefully the door is wide enough).

Leftists (and you know he's a leftist, assuming he's alive) are really not disproving the "corporate slave consoomer" stereotype.
 
These videos about Thedarkid and his bizarre compulsive lying are pretty entertaining:



Did anyone archive his YouTube videos before Square Enix had them taken down? All that's on YouTube are his Resident Evil 5 streams with slowbeef.

Also, could someone give me a brief summary of Koalas March's fall from grace?
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
Also, could someone give me a brief summary of Koalas March's fall from grace?
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to tl;dr as hard as possible:
Koalas March's fall from grace was because while the Maple Wife Saga Complete started, KM attempted to rally the troons around her and went Night of the Long Knives on Lowtax, trying to get him to step down and put her in charge. The issue was she was a lowly moderator and several admins were eyeing the ambien throne but weren't ready to make a move, thus everyone supported Lowtax despite his wife being in a women's shelter so her attempt at a coup was quickly put down and she was unpersoned and purged.
She was just a year too early for Lowtax's sweaty feet to cause him to fall from grace.

There is a bunch more shady shit she got up to, like taking donations for a "microloan fund" for minority goons and then using that money to buy a gaming laptop for GTA 5, or LARPing as Cleopatra Jones out for black power justice while being puerto rican and dating a white accountancy major, but while hilarious none of these things caused her to fall from grace. Mentioning them would get you banned until she was unpersoned.
(see: Aatrek and his kiddie diddling. Mods knew.)
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
Also, could someone give me a brief summary of Koalas March's fall from grace?
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I welcome any correction.

But when trump won in 2016. DnD had a problem people bet their accounts and lost. The mods of DnD didnt want to honor said bets.

This got richard to come in and in a rather (imo) faggy way ask what the fuck was going on where was his money.

He got bitched out, and was a bitch because Zen Death Robot basically ran the site.

Because lowtax had to deal with his site, and was paying attention the Dnd crew virtred signaled that the site needed a forum for minority posters, and needed a minority mod. This gave KM a foot in the door she then did fundrasing and grifted money. (lol remember mcbeth and his imageshack photo hosting)

anyway the troons tried to do a palace coup over something maybe it was lowtaxs funny live stream where he banned people. But it failed and she basically left, but then that left fluffydaddy stinking up the place.


I ve long been perma banned are the goons doing okay?
 
northstar747 said:
I welcome any correction.

But when trump won in 2016. DnD had a problem people bet their accounts and lost. The mods of DnD didnt want to honor said bets.

This got richard to come in and in a rather (imo) faggy way ask what the fuck was going on where was his money.

He got bitched out, and was a bitch because Zen Death Robot basically ran the site.

Because lowtax had to deal with his site, and was paying attention the Dnd crew virtred signaled that the site needed a forum for minority posters, and needed a minority mod. This gave KM a foot in the door she then did fundrasing and grifted money. (lol remember mcbeth and his imageshack photo hosting)

anyway the troons tried to do a palace coup over something maybe it was lowtaxs funny live stream where he banned people. But it failed and she basically left, but then that left fluffydaddy stinking up the place.
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you have your time line slightly skewed.

The "black" (lol) posters got their own board Negrotown/The Great Race Space where they could dump racist (the bad, black kind) misinfo without challenge. Fluff Daddy, aka Tranny prostitute connoisseur & reveiwer TTown Mike, was made mod along with Koala's March. Koala's March was Idiot King of the Tranny thread and IIRC made mod of the "nigger" ghetto when Fluffy Daddy was made Admin (which was at some point after he sucked off a tranny and let it sodomize him)

The KM & her troon pack attempted to coup Lowtax in the months following Maple Wife leaving him after being abandoned for all of November as Lowtax spent the holiday season with his curvy BDP goonette queen and her feet. She was shut own and I believe had her buttons taken away, and she drifted away and finally it was allowed to shit on her for her grift. I have forgotten the specific reasons she shat on him but the small brewing discontent of those who couldn't double think "Believe all women" and "Lowtax's latest wife is a lying whore" was a part of the grievances.
 
The other missing piece was that during all this, people in FYAD made some tranny jokes and the troons were very upset at all of this and demanded that FYAD be closed, which roused lowtax from his drug induced coma, where he just made things worse, which inspired KM to launch the tranny coup.

I'm trying to find the actual post, but I suspect it was memory holed, but lowtax wandered into the tranny thread and declared that he couldn't be transphobic because he fapped to tranny porn on the regular, which really set them off.
 
Troon Whisperer said:
The other missing piece was that during all this, people in FYAD made some tranny jokes and the troons were very upset at all of this and demanded that FYAD be closed, which roused lowtax from his drug induced coma, where he just made things worse, which inspired KM to launch the tranny coup.

I'm trying to find the actual post, but I suspect it was memory holed, but lowtax wandered into the tranny thread and declared that he couldn't be transphobic because he fapped to tranny porn on the regular, which really set them off.
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Oh fuck you're right, I forgot about FYAD gate.

The mods closed FYAD because FYAD was mocking some Troon. Not mocking them for being a troon specifically, but just for being a disgusting, unpleasant, and retarded individual.
 
Koala’s Mooch was demanding white simps give her money for a new PC to fight the white power! and when someone did a thoughtcrime of searching her post history, they found her post where she wanted a PC that would play GTA5 on the highest settings. The initial response from the usual suspects was how dare a white man question a strong black womyn of colyr but goons apparently had enough of her shit where the tide turned against her and she had to walk back her request.

She eventually was doxed to where her first name was Brittany, but called herself Britta, like the water filter, so she’d sound more black. Her race-based grifts and mooching had all caught up to her by that time. I don’t recall if that was pre- or post-coup attempt. I remember after her coup attempt, she stuck around but in a more subdued role. In SA, trannies were the kweens, not a “black” woman who’d pass the most racist paper bag tests out there.

I’m sure it’s all well chronicled here because it comes up every few months.
 
The Hardest R said:
Koala’s Mooch was demanding white simps give her money for a new PC to fight the white power! and when someone did a thoughtcrime of searching her post history, they found her post where she wanted a PC that would play GTA5 on the highest settings. The initial response from the usual suspects was how dare a white man question a strong black womyn of colyr but goons apparently had enough of her shit where the tide turned against her and she had to walk back her request.

She eventually was doxed to where her first name was Brittany, but called herself Britta, like the water filter, so she’d sound more black. Her race-based grifts and mooching had all caught up to her by that time. I don’t recall if that was pre- or post-coup attempt. I remember after her coup attempt, she stuck around but in a more subdued role. In SA, trannies were the kweens, not a “black” woman who’d pass the most racist paper bag tests out there.

I’m sure it’s all well chronicled here because it comes up every few months.
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Brittany Archer is KM's powerword

Trying to dig up KM's tranny revolt of revolting trannies
I had also forgotten she had a cheerleading sock that was uncovered by I believe the admin team as part of her unpersoning.
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FYAD did the horrible doxxing crime known as *checks notes* looking up KM's alt's post history. Here are some gems.

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Here are some on point replies her alt received.
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