Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Ghostse said:
When surgeons invert a penis they can't get rid of the epidermis or stop it from acting like epidermis. to tl;dr this, your skin is your first layer of defense against pathogens and parasites. This is why the outer later is dead cells, but they are coated in oil. The oil both hydrates the dead epidermis to keep it from drying out and at microlevels, oil is like trying to move through tar. Even if they make it through the car, all they will find is dead cells that are not very digestible. And your body keeps making more cells and more oil, a mixture called sebum.
This stuff is supposed to rub/wash/flake off naturally, just fall away. When it cannot because of man-made surgical horrors, it just builds up and the oils go rancid. One of the more common places this happens in modern humans is toejam, the build up of sebum under particulary the large toenail. The smell is not fully comparable however because toejam is evenutally removed naturally by your skin growing outwards from under the nail like a conveyor belt. The surgical horror the neogina is not made like that. Unless there deliberate efforts to clean it, it will accumulate.

The other smell will be that of ass. Modern surgical mutilations usually involve taking part of the colon and integrating this with the inverted penis and scrote. They use a part of the sigmoid colon, which... so in digestion the colon extracts water from your poop. This can make your poop too dry, so the sigmoid colon produces mucus to lubricate your kids before you drop them off at the pool so they don't chaff your butthole. Addinf this tissue allows the horrorwound to self-lubriate to a degree. As there is no food processing being done, there would be no fecal odors but it would still smell of the specific brand of mucus your body uses to lube up your logs for final exit.

Oh, there would also be another smell for the trannies having chasers fuck them. Old, mouldering cum. Like imagine the smell of regularly used but never cleaned fleshlight.
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This is actually kind of interesting. I had no idea frankenginas can self lubricate.
 
Never Scored said:
This is actually kind of interesting. I had no idea frankenginas can self lubricate.
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Sort of.
Remember this is a horrific surgical abomination, blasphemy against God and nature in flesh, so its not like any normal body part.

Because its colon tissue, it CONSTANTLY creates mucus non-stop. It doesn't respond to any other biological signals, it just always leaks ass-juice into the skin-lined surgical wound.
So trannies who opt for the colon upgrade have to wear elderly woman pisspads 24/7 or their colon discharge will leak into their underwear.

Given the average this a fetish from porn-sick individuals they consider both states as huge pluses. "I'm wearing pads just like a real woman!" / "Join my only fans to see my trannygina leaking down my thighs".

Also per internet reports it doesn't fully lubricate, they still need KY for penetrative sex, just less. And the chaser can continue to pump into the inverted dick longer.
 
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I don't know why they don't permaban this guy.
 
I thought of this video game and urban legends thread out of nowhere yesterday. If you're into or were into old games at all, it was one of the last entertaining threads I can remember:


The thread is still alive which feels kinda gross.

The fatty Big John's Beef Jerky ended up getting that white fuzzy hair mold after a couple weeks. I had one unsealed bag that I literally couldn't give away. I just tossed it with the moldy jerky.
 
Moms New Boyfriend said:
I thought of this video game and urban legends thread out of nowhere yesterday. If you're into or were into old games at all, it was one of the last entertaining threads I can remember:


The thread is still alive which feels kinda gross.
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There's a few threads I liked that I think of from time to time. Really used to enjoy the thread in the Video Game FYAD light that was just non-stop shitting on webcomics. I think it maybe moved to GBS after the forums cancer thing?
 
I remember one BYOB thread that was literally making fun of a thread I was posting in on the games forum with a comment that singled out a comment I made. I like old KOEI strategy games and I was looking for suggestions. It weirded me out at first stumbling upon something on the forums singling me out for something innocuous. I think it's the first, but not last time, I genuinely felt bad for someone on the internet trying to make fun of me. It felt like an adult running into a model train store to scream 'nerds!' and then running back into the Chuck E Cheese next door to relish in it. But the only reason I knew about it is because I walked into the Chuck E Cheese too and saw all the retards highfiving lol

Regarding your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded: One of my 'global department heads' at an old job was a malignant narcissist who only got promoted because her parents were early investors in the company and was slowly managing herself out of the role by alienating anyone who mattered and not doing her job.

Anyways she had a miscarriage and someone dropped that line about her on Blind (website where if you have a company email you get access to a company forum with other people with company emails. It's 'anonymous' until the day it's inevitably hacked) after other coworkers said you couldn't criticize her because she just had a miscarriage.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read it. Never thought I'd see it out in the wild. Last I heard, the lady ended up quitting her job with nothing lined up. Sometimes bad things really do happen to bad people. 💓
 
Trollblade69 said:
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I don't know why they don't permaban this guy.
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cumpantry is one of those posters who just shotgun blasts inane nonsense in threads he clearly didn't read and doesn't care about because he's absolutely addicted to attention. But he has the reputation of being a load bearing shitposter (because goons still want to believe they're edgy comedians and not sad aging millennials) so if you call him an unfunny faggot or use the mod buttons on him a bunch of tedious posters with anime girl avatars will write paragraphs about how he;s literally keeping the forums culture alive or something.
 
Moms New Boyfriend said:
I remember one BYOB thread that was literally making fun of a thread I was posting in on the games forum with a comment that singled out a comment I made. I like old KOEI strategy games and I was looking for suggestions. It weirded me out at first stumbling upon something on the forums singling me out for something innocuous. I think it's the first, but not last time, I genuinely felt bad for someone on the internet trying to make fun of me. It felt like an adult running into a model train store to scream 'nerds!' and then running back into the Chuck E Cheese next door to relish in it. But the only reason I knew about it is because I walked into the Chuck E Cheese too and saw all the retards highfiving lol
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I know what you mean. There's this podcast about SA. It's hosted by this furry and a bad comedian and is not very good, but sometimes I listen to random shit on long drives and it found its way into my rotation. In one episode, they were talking about something sensitive, talked about how many of the users eventually migrated the Kiwi Farms and started reading a post from here about the downfall of SS. About halfway through, I realized it was something I had posted lol. They didn't disclose my username because they didn't want to promote the type of hateful individuals who obviously post on Kiwi Farms as if I would in any way profit if they said something was posted on Kiwi Farms by "Never Scored" on a podcast that was likely heard by like 1,000 people.
 
Moms New Boyfriend said:
Anyways she had a miscarriage and someone dropped that line about her on Blind (website where if you have a company email you get access to a company forum with other people with company emails. It's 'anonymous' until the day it's inevitably hacked) after other coworkers said you couldn't criticize her because she just had a miscarriage.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read it. Never thought I'd see it out in the wild. Last I heard, the lady ended up quitting her job with nothing lined up. Sometimes bad things really do happen to bad people. 💓
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A miscarriage is not a joke. Its often harder on the woman than the man, but you can move past and heal.

Never Scored said:
I know what you mean. There's this podcast about SA. It's hosted by this furry and a bad comedian and is not very good, but sometimes I listen to random shit on long drives and it found its way into my rotation. In one episode, they were talking about something sensitive, talked about how many of the users eventually migrated the Kiwi Farms and started reading a post from here about the downfall of SS. About halfway through, I realized it was something I had posted lol. They didn't disclose my username because they didn't want to promote the type of hateful individuals who obviously post on Kiwi Farms as if I would in any way profit if they said something was posted on Kiwi Farms by "Never Scored" on a podcast that was likely heard by like 1,000 people.
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Did they at least mention GAPOs dead lawn?
 
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