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Why did so many goons troon out? I posted there from 2002 to 2013 and kept reading posts until 2017 and I never questioned my gender. Was it because I never hung out in FYAD?
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The latest drama is that Aran's wife finally left his fat ass to die alone in the ghetto with his 3d printer and collector's edition of Borderland's 4.
smug comporon
kiwifarms.net
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They're all depressed since they don't go outside and don't get any exercise. Instead of rectifying this, they get hundreds of people telling them they're beautiful and brave by trooning out without having to change anything about their lifestyle since most trannies put in 0 effort.
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lol. Im surprised it took this long. Got any deets? Please tell me it was the lesbian she left his fat ass for.
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Cut to a scene of Aran puttering off on his shitty bike clutching a satchel full of his most prized lego sets.
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Its a guy who looks suspiciously like Sassy.
I haven't gone through the whole drama (and I'm not posting receipts to protect the fat retard from himself), but he learned she was leaving him because she posted about it on reddit.
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Riding bitch on the back of Cis Scum's hog, having to stand there holding his bag awkwardly for 5 minutes while ol' Cips completes a Mu Thai workout.
Your sources are "just trust me bro" but fuck it, its on brand for Aran so I want to believe.
He has finally been truly cucked by Kayak Dyke.
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He's waffling between doomposting, thirstposting and cuckposting. I don't want to post something that will get him charged or fucked over if the divorce gets contested.
But because I'm nice, here's a kayak update.
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"Store her kayak" fuggin lol. Literally cucked by Cip Scum.
Now, here is a hard question.
Which SoSe fagmin is the bigger loser?
Aran, cucked by his wife a 60-year old lesbian on "kayak trips" and forced to stay in his lego room?
Or Zog-o-tron who was too disgusting to have a wife?
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kiwifarms.net
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It's still Gapo.
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- Jul 15, 2016
No one talks about the new effort.
or those washer drier maintence association people.
or those washer drier maintence association people.
Moms New Boyfriend
kiwifarms.net
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the tl;dr here is that goons found some research chemical online called phenazapram (sic) that was actually a benzo, some goons right away said DON"T use this stuff it's awful, not fun, and will ruin your life; a bunch of goons took it anyways, literally ruined their lives, documented it in great detail on the forum... and more goons kept doing it anyways. Completely forgot about this but it scared me off of ever trying "research chemicals" back in the day. Actually a great topic to do a video on, TCC was buzzing about this drug for a while. I always assumed this was the drug criminals were blowing into people's faces and then having them empty their bank account via an ATM with.
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My favorite part of DA JOOSE was how it would blank your memory so you wouldn't even remember fucking up your life. Like just wake up two weeks later to discover some gremlin completely fucked your life.
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Wait what?
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UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream - Day 2
Forums user "Everdraed" shows up and talks about making one of the final bosses.
He talks goony and his mouth is covered ...but I assume that it's not because he has a fucked up grille or anything.
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Yeah, so. Long story short, she and I kind of fell off a few years ago, she decided to leave, we did some marriage counseling, she agreed to stay and give things another go but was never really happy. Recently she got her own broken brain a bit more in order and worked her way up management track at her job and finally found stable footing to leave and not be homeless on her own financially (Spoiler: She learned she wasn't quite making enough. Had to get a second job anyway) and around the same time she met a guy online and they started long distance dating.
I did some snooping on her computer because I got paranoid, found their private messages, she was telling him all about her plans to leave long before she had someone to launch off onto.
So she's moved out, I filed for divorce last week, we're doing a debrief style end of marriage marriage counseling just to try to make us both less crazy when this all shakes out. I'd like to continue being friends with her, we've been together for 21 years, I don't know if I'm going to manage to stay friends, she drives me up a wall.
I did post a couple dirty photos of her I had taken to Discord, I had her permission to share them, but I removed them under suggestion of the guys in the Discord. Don't share them around publicly, that's all I ask. She's literally planning on starting an OF, at least give her the $5 or whatever she wants for a sub lol.
So the outcome is she's not contesting me keeping the house, we've split all the possessions pretty fairly, I wrote a clause in our marriage settlement agreement guaranteeing her space for storage because she moved into a tiny little studio apartment, and I'm generally a nice guy even if you aren't that nice, it's just who I am.
And nothing ever happened with her kayaking trip friend, that woman is the straightest woman I have met, she is man crazy. She might cut you if you suggested she may be into women.
I did some snooping on her computer because I got paranoid, found their private messages, she was telling him all about her plans to leave long before she had someone to launch off onto.
So she's moved out, I filed for divorce last week, we're doing a debrief style end of marriage marriage counseling just to try to make us both less crazy when this all shakes out. I'd like to continue being friends with her, we've been together for 21 years, I don't know if I'm going to manage to stay friends, she drives me up a wall.
I did post a couple dirty photos of her I had taken to Discord, I had her permission to share them, but I removed them under suggestion of the guys in the Discord. Don't share them around publicly, that's all I ask. She's literally planning on starting an OF, at least give her the $5 or whatever she wants for a sub lol.
So the outcome is she's not contesting me keeping the house, we've split all the possessions pretty fairly, I wrote a clause in our marriage settlement agreement guaranteeing her space for storage because she moved into a tiny little studio apartment, and I'm generally a nice guy even if you aren't that nice, it's just who I am.
And nothing ever happened with her kayaking trip friend, that woman is the straightest woman I have met, she is man crazy. She might cut you if you suggested she may be into women.
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And yeah I have said a lot of embarrassing things in Discord the last couple weeks. Guys, I've been with her since I was 18, I turn 40 in the spring, I have had my entire adult life with this woman. Of course my shit is all fucked up right now. For a bit I even considered being friends with benefits with her after our divorce. Yeah, just being friends after all this is still probably ill advised.
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Haha, I had completely forgotten what Sassy looked like but you're right.
Yeah, she was planning on telling me that evening when I got home from work, she legitimately did not realize I sometimes get bored and check Reddit at work.