Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The Hardest R said:
I always thought 50 Foot Ant was like Martin Random but for Goons in Platoons: everyone knew he was a bullshitter but got a pass because the stories were so obviously fake. That is hilarious that he got asshurt for getting called out on them.
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The Martin Random stories were hilarious, especially the "white house exposed" ones. I kinda miss that era of creativity on SA, before it was all drowned in irony poisoned retardation.
 
The Hardest R said:
I always thought 50 Foot Ant was like Martin Random but for Goons in Platoons: everyone knew he was a bullshitter but got a pass because the stories were so obviously fake. That is hilarious that he got asshurt for getting called out on them.
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If it was a bit, 50FA was fully committed to living it and got bent out of shape if he wasn't believed.

Honestly the 50FA haters were almost as bad. The cycle was:
-Thread would exist.
-50FA would post something.
A) No one challenges or responds to 50FA:
-- 50FA posts more and more elaborate stories until he gets bored and abandons the thread to shit up another, or until B) happens
B) someone calls 50FA out on bullshit (often from other, unrelated threads):
--A bunch of posters yell at 50FA to shut up, advise everyone he is a threadshitter and known liar.
--Several other posters will agree with them that 50FA is a bad poster but that he hadn't started his schtick yet. References to Humper Monkey and Haunted German Army base made.
--Then a couple of 50FA defenders show up, complaining about people bulling a decorated army vet who survived SS ghosts. Or say his stdh.txt posts are entertaining regardless of truth. They will ignore how ridiculous his goonstory posts got during phase A).
--Then a bunch of posters who were quiet until now and don't really have any strong feelings about 50FA but hate that then he posts it turns into a 5-page rerail about 50FA, stdh.txt, and ethics in shitposting and tell both sides to shut up.
--this continues for 5 pages.
- Return to beginning.
 
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Ghostse said:
What set off the goonhive was he... I don't think conservative is the right word here, but he didn't act like faggot culture was "normal" or soemthing to lauded. And as a bitch, didn't like pooners or cotton to troons. and gave zero fucks about poors or working class. Thus persona non grata.
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I could have sworn it was over arguments about rent/landlords. Am I remembering wrong?
 
The Hardest R said:
Troposphere was also most definitely a chick at one time and likely fucked Lowtax. She lived in a small town in the southwest part of Missouri. She dressed and wore shitloads of makeup like an emo drag queen. In a town of like 100 people, she was a certified freak. Pooning out makes sense because she seemed to rely on shock value and dressing up like a goth eventually got boring to the local yokels.
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Well this is her now. I guess deciding she's "genderfluid" was somehow good for her, because she just looks like a normal woman.

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It looks like she stopped posting on SA after defending some weirdo who was into dragon dicks and getting probated for it.

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Have to agree with her tbh. SA is obviously full of all kinds of freaks, but sometimes they'll get inexplicably prudish about certain topics, like they need to pretend they're all just normal people and dragon dicks are somehow incredibly outrageous to them.
 
That’s the most normal I’ve ever seen her look. She used to wear full emo/goth makeup and wear all black. I guess if she still gets muhpression points by pretending to be nonbinary, maybe it gave her an out to look somewhat normal again.

Before anyone gets turned on by her, I remember her talking about shitting constantly. Likely IBS due to the goonette lifestyle.
 
Something Awful said:
Have to agree with her tbh. SA is obviously full of all kinds of freaks, but sometimes they'll get inexplicably prudish about certain topics, like they need to pretend they're all just normal people and dragon dicks are somehow incredibly outrageous to them.
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It's likely one of the few things remaining from the time SA used to mock weirdos on the internet. Lots of posters still like to pretend they are somehow more successful and normal than the rest of the internet, when it's pretty obvious that only people remaining there are either autists who want to fuck with the rest of the world for not accepting their girldick or male feminists doing their best wokescold act in order to prove how much they "respect" women.
 
The Hardest R said:
Before anyone gets turned on by her, I remember her talking about shitting constantly. Likely IBS due to the goonette lifestyle.
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Her X profile bio says "IBD ostomate", meaning that she has chronic inflammatory bowel disease and a colostomy bag.

Typical Goon medical ailment
 
Big Nasty said:
Her X profile bio says "IBD ostomate", meaning that she has chronic inflammatory bowel disease and a colostomy bag.

Typical Goon medical ailment
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I’m so out of the loop on a lot of internet things I assumed “ibd ostomate” was some Reddit or tumblr bullshit.

Glad to know I remember random shit (literally in this case) about random goonettes.
 
The Hardest R said:
That’s the most normal I’ve ever seen her look. She used to wear full emo/goth makeup and wear all black.
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To quote a SoSe poet: "She looks like he's going to the funeral of her parent's hopes for her future"


Something Awful said:
It looks like she stopped posting on SA after defending some weirdo who was into dragon dicks and getting probated for it.
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Have to agree with her tbh. SA is obviously full of all kinds of freaks, but sometimes they'll get inexplicably prudish about certain topics, like they need to pretend they're all just normal people and dragon dicks are somehow incredibly outrageous to them.
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Applewhite is one of the early troons who tried to raise a personal army, way into WoW & MLP and shitting on them is the correct stance to take.

Of course all that shit describes the average SA poster in 2025 so it is a bit disingenuous I'll grant you that.


The Hardest R said:
Before anyone gets turned on by her, I remember her talking about shitting constantly. Likely IBS due to the goonette lifestyle.
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Yup. I couldn't remember if she was the incontenence goonette but yeah. Shitting constantly with rank, restroom clearing shits.

Big Nasty said:
she has chronic inflammatory bowel disease and a colostomy bag.
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All I'm hearing here is "4th hole" :deviant:
And no need to worry about being eskimo brothers with Lowtax. Just make sure her socks stay on and you're good.
 
Something Awful said:
Have to agree with her tbh. SA is obviously full of all kinds of freaks, but sometimes they'll get inexplicably prudish about certain topics, like they need to pretend they're all just normal people and dragon dicks are somehow incredibly outrageous to them.
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Ghostse said:
Applewhite is one of the early troons who tried to raise a personal army, way into WoW & MLP and shitting on them is the correct stance to take.

Of course all that shit describes the average SA poster in 2025 so it is a bit disingenuous I'll grant you that.
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It was this really funny "Snake eating its tail" overton window moment. Applewhite got pulled due to a mid-2010's sympathetic troon comedy story no longer being kosher.
I have no hat in this ring but his latest work also seemed to cross the "This is just fucking porn" line, even by his standards.
 
harbringer883 said:
Do trannies still live harry potter? I thought they all boycotted it after le evil TERF jk hitler was outed as the genocider of troons.
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The most popular tranny name is Luna because of some character in Harry Potter that they all found so quirky and whimsical. This is because trannies never mentally aged past 12.
 
Cat Funt said:
I liked the stories by the guy living in China in the China thread that fucked a new Chinese woman everyday
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Hiar was the best because you can just tell how many goons (especially in D&D) where SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mad that he was having consensual sex with multiple women while actually explaining what life was like to live in China
 
Ghostse said:
and his stories were not CCP Commie Paradise approved.
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That was a big part of it as well. I think he was also something like half (native American) Indian so also not just the random white dude.

After a while the thread starting rooting for him to find a girl to settle down with, the closest being the slight austic 6 ft Mongolian girl (he showed a pic at one point so it wasn't total BS).
 
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