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Shrangus said:
Little unrelated to the Autism Spring, but related to SA in general, there's a goon I just remembered.

There was a guy in (I think) one of the old minecraft threads who, apropos of nothing, linked his weird fairy torture porn fiction. I think the rest of the post was about him building fairy torture machines in minecraft (I'm not a minecraft player so idk), but he just dropped it in there saying "well I literally wrote the book on fairy torture" with his fairy torture porn story in tags.

I found out about it in one of the 'Favourite SA Quotes' threads in SA while I was trawling for another old quote. I can't find it right now but I'll do some more digging tomorrow, the thread might be archived now.
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We had someone like that...
Except they wrote MLP fluffy torture fiction
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/coffee-overdose.23613/
 
Shrangus said:
Little unrelated to the Autism Spring, but related to SA in general, there's a goon I just remembered.

There was a guy in (I think) one of the old minecraft threads who, apropos of nothing, linked his weird fairy torture porn fiction. I think the rest of the post was about him building fairy torture machines in minecraft (I'm not a minecraft player so idk), but he just dropped it in there saying "well I literally wrote the book on fairy torture" with his fairy torture porn story in tags.

I found out about it in one of the 'Favourite SA Quotes' threads in SA while I was trawling for another old quote. I can't find it right now but I'll do some more digging tomorrow, the thread might be archived now.
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as far as I know there aren't fairies in Minecraft (aside from the faggots still playing that is) and a google search only showed a mod to add them in, which i don't think has torture built into it. This guy isn't just bragging about hurting NPCs, he's bragging about hurting NPCs in a semi-obscure mod. This is like 7 layers of autism in.
 
Shrangus said:
Little unrelated to the Autism Spring, but related to SA in general, there's a goon I just remembered.

There was a guy in (I think) one of the old minecraft threads who, apropos of nothing, linked his weird fairy torture porn fiction. I think the rest of the post was about him building fairy torture machines in minecraft (I'm not a minecraft player so idk), but he just dropped it in there saying "well I literally wrote the book on fairy torture" with his fairy torture porn story in tags.

I found out about it in one of the 'Favourite SA Quotes' threads in SA while I was trawling for another old quote. I can't find it right now but I'll do some more digging tomorrow, the thread might be archived now.
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Check the PYF thread about Greatest Sagas of SA (if it didn't get memholed) they have it pretty well laid out in there. Hell there's a lot of links to goon drama and terrifying behavior in that thread.

E: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826&perpage=40


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Hey, fellow goons, before you start ruining another good forum, I ask you to humble yourself and approach the farms with an open heart and mind, considering that a) no one made us come here b) y'all watched the Chris-Chan sex tape too, man, you know it and I know it. You're already blooded in, fam, so at least read around a bit and don't base your judgments on the word of the same people who told you Shmorky wasn't a fucked up diaper shitting pedo.
 
Dynastia said:
Don't worry, we love self-cannibalism even more than we love deadnaming trannies.

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https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/
this guy used to be a hero in these parts and now look at him hahahahaha
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Fantastic. Troons taught me that "don't deadname me" often means "don't make it easier to google all that rape and fraud I did".

Odie Esty said:
You should check out the wiki, for the most part the worst things Chris has done he's done of his own volition, like try to fester a sore into a vagina.
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I dunno, I'm not sure a mentally ill guy transitioning after a whole forum was created and populated to help convince him he was a tomgirl could really be said to be acting of his own volition any more, but I'll leave that to the spergographers.

But I'm not here to defend Chris. As a peace offering, enjoy the original appearance of the fairy torture freak:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...rid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=456#post392676833


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Power Word Birb said:
Hey, fellow goons, before you start ruining another good forum, I ask you to humble yourself and approach the farms with an open heart and mind, considering that a) no one made us come here b) y'all watched the Chris-Chan sex tape too, man, you know it and I know it. You're already blooded in, fam, so at least read around a bit and don't base your judgments on the word of the same people who told you Shmorky wasn't a fucked up diaper shitting pedo.
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Settle down pal, Postings not that serious an affair, its just about having fun!
 
Power Word Birb said:
Hey, fellow goons, before you start ruining another good forum, I ask you to humble yourself and approach the farms with an open heart and mind, considering that a) no one made us come here b) y'all watched the Chris-Chan sex tape too, man, you know it and I know it. You're already blooded in, fam, so at least read around a bit and don't base your judgments on the word of the same people who told you Shmorky wasn't a fucked up diaper shitting pedo.
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It's okay, we don't shy from the fact that stalking a retard for 10 years is pretty fucked up.
 
Stalking autistics on the internet is super fun but for the most part we accept the fact that we aren't good people. But that's OK, I just care about laughs.
 
I had a cool idea.

Right now something awful seem to want to get back into the business of being funny by resurrecting some of their old beloved traditions ; Weekend Web and Awful Link of the day.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805890
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However at the same time they're having a serious discussion about whether or not pointing out weirdos to laugh at on the internet is actually the super serious and morally decrepit act of doxxing which is bad.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805823

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The basic consensus seems to be "Well it's okay to point out weirdos as long as it's just for a quick laugh and doesn't open these people up to being completely investigated by slavering autists who can't let anything drop".

My idea? Let's start doxing every motherfucker that gets featured on tinder.jpg or any possible resurgent weekend web because that would be shitting in SA's sandcastle so hard and preventing them from having any nice things at all. And to me, that's funny af.
 
Dynastia said:
Any strong-dicked kiwi's in the missouri area with low morals and a generous heart should pm me we're working on a new top secret operation called "Operation Cuck Lowtax IRL With A Strong Kiwi Dick" I can't go into any details of what this operations goals are because it's still a top secret operation but I will say that it will involve consensual PIV intercourse with lowtax's wife while he kneels and watches from the corner.
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@Heimdallr don't you live in missouri
 
Null said:
I think they're back up now, but there was definitely a period of time when they were down. I'm pretty sure FAU was mass deleting shit.
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I'm sure one of us is autistic enough to start comparing posts between the versions we have archived and the restored versions.

Power Word Birb said:
Oh obviously that's fucked up, but we gave money to a racist hot dog flim-flam man, got naked pictures of a dollfucker, and once drove a cult of ten dicked dragon furries to a collective mental breakdown, so lol @ throwing stones in glass houses.
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I first learned about Chris from SA. I ended up joining here because I wanted to see the attachments. I didn't really participate much until the site broadened its focus and became KF. A lot of the older threads here are on people which SA savaged (yes, there's a Kevin Havens thread).

We tend to leave to leave weird but harmless and nice people alone, though, which is why uli doesn't have a lolcow thread here (seriously, we'll wreck the shit of anyone who pulls a stunt like posting his sister's pics on here).
 
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