Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Yes thank you I will search this out. Any other especially funny things please tell me about until FAU comes here to show me what real jokes are! Also maybe to save more goons from gulag or whatever.
That would depend on what you think is 'funny'

We have delusional manchildren that have created their own 'OC' of a sonic/pokemon mashup that has been going on forever
https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/

we have one that thinks he's translatinx and the farms is out to literally kill him(including fabricating attempts against his life by us),
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Isabel_Rosa_Araujo

We've got our tranny 'game developer' who's just batshit insane and can't get off twitter
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.6034/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt.16461/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brianna-walker-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639

Or perhaps a middle-aged LPer that got caugh masturbating is more your thing?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/

If none of that catches your fancy, just poke around https://kiwifarms.net/forums/lolcows.16/ , we've got it all.

EDIT: And how could I forget a tranny 'suicide hotline' scam, wherein the founder of the scam actually stopped by the site owners house to threaten him in person.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson.23222
 
I've seen the "Why the tranny hate" or "why the tranny obsession" question come up a couple times, and while @repentence answered shortly, let me just give you guys a quick rundown of why we're "stalking" weirdo clown men in yarn wigs.

ADF / Ahuviya Harel / Isabel Araujo / Philip Haskins-Delici: A white boy from jersey who thinks he's a pretty canadian jewish latinx princess who covered himself in tattoos like "DIE CIS SCUM" and was raped / assaulted 10 times in one year. Also tried to shit on a holocaust memorial and beg JGD to fig him in his horse hole.

Jordan Gwendolyn Davis / Thomas Jeffery Davis - Palled around with ADF and Rika before getting himself a literally retarded long-distance girlfriend who he discovered he couldn't steal the SSDI from, so now he only dates her because he's too scared to break up with her.

Secret Gamer Girl / Jake Alley - a garden gnome of a man who pretends to be a pretty loli on twitter while begging daily for Zoe Quinn to just say hi to him. Also his cat has saved him from suicide like 3 times in one year.

Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann - insane tranny gamedev who made like, 1 decent game and a bunch of other shit. She's killed herself more times than you've had hot dinners, including killing her own identity on a game dev forum because she owed back pay to all the other team members. Is currently dating Szaeg Gholline / Seth Collins who's a tranny hipster grifter living with her in squaller.

Greta Martella / Kjel Anderson - A 6'4" tranny monster who showed up at Null's house after posting videos of her knife collection and shooting at a range. Only visited null to protect ADF of all people. Has 2 ex wives he never paid child support to and a litany of scams he runs including Trans Lifeline which has a bigger kill count than even we do.

Alex C. Leal / Alexandria Cassandra Leal - A long necked faggot who thinks he's a "Cute fops" fox/wolf hybrid. He doxed himself to Baph and then was baffled when it ended poorly. Also he changed his name to a longer version of his own name so he could still go by "Alex C. Leal" but impress his tranny friends.

Tim Whitbeck / Jane Wild - A kid who is literally dying from some rare muscular dystrophy-like disease. He spends all his SSDI on buying trannies gifts from their amazon wishlists, meeting "girlfriends" on xhamster, begging pornstars to talk to him on Facebook, and recently was convinced by ADF's girlfriend Toren that he's a tranny and they're also dating but he'll never visit ever. Also an otter failure.

Jon Holiday / Toren Valimir / Victoria Valimer - ADF's live in "girlfriend", a mid-40's grifter who looks like Slingblade. He's been kicked out of 4 places in 2 years before finding Phil. He sense kicked Phil out of his own bedroom and makes him sleep on the couch, drinks vodka all day, and doesn't pay rent while Phil bounces and squeaks. Also steals money from Tim Whitbeck who, again, I'm not exaggerating, is literally dying.

Kyle Brooks / Kylie Brooks / CrippleHitler - A giant black wheelchair bound deaf mute with cerebral palsy who also happens to be a polyamorous gay queer dyke trans retard who tried to start a gofundme campaign demanding 1million in reparations from the US government... even though he's Canadian. He runs Facebook groups with an iron fist the 4 months of the year he's not banned from there for hate speech.

Casey Patrick Courtright / Locria - A literally shit-eating diabetic tranny with a forehead that makes Frankenstein's look small. He's a campus communist who hates his parents despite them paying for everything, and has tons of videos of him masturbating with and playing in his own shit. Also he has the hots for Fire but still hasn't come around to meeting him.

These are just a few from memory. We have a whole subforum, The Rat King, dedicated to them and their followers and it's just an all around great time. We don't hate trannies. We just laugh at idiots..

I'm going to fuck with it later, for some reason I was just not able to get it to upload on our attachment system and IDK why.

The reason is there's a limit on file sizes, either 2 or 10 megs (can't remember). When you do a full screen shot of an entire forum page like that, you've got to dump it into MSPaint or Preview and then crop it into thirds. That way it'll all post with a couple clicks.

Lastly, to keep this somewhat on topic, here are my favorite three events in SA history
  • When all the goons started getting doxed because the funny man wouldn't come show us comedy
  • When Hilary Clinton signed the order to kill that guy in Benghazi
  • When Paypal briefly stole all of Lowtax's donation money after Hurricane Katrina put his servers underwater.
 
The reason is there's a limit on file sizes, either 2 or 10 megs (can't remember). When you do a full screen shot of an entire forum page like that, you've got to dump it into MSPaint or Preview and then crop it into thirds. That way it'll all post with a couple clicks.
I'm well aware of the file size limitations. They were under 2MB, I used good jpg compression. It wasn't taking and I don't know why.

I think once the dimensions get too large it will just spit it back out like rotten spinach.
 
The Greta/Trans Life Line thread is also a great read. It's about how this suicide prevention hotline meant specifically for trans people is actually a huge scam to line the owner's pockets and get asspats all at the same time. It gets the Farms a lot of shit.
That particular thread is what got me really interested in joining here and after this whole deal I realized that a lot of what I love about the internet seemed buried under complex agendas via the loudest possible human beings on the planet.
As it turns out, callouts are important or no one is ever accountable for anything
 
Is the funny man still not fucking here? Is this your joke funny man? Fucking over all of your members by letting these horrible unfunny kiwi farms dox your members and dismantle your forum?

Actually, that's pretty funny. You are a funny man. I hope after this joke runs its course you stop by to tell some jokes. This is a good bit so far.
 
So do you all leave not insane trannies alone?

I think the key idea here people need to understand is that they fuck with all trannies to find out which ones are crazy.

Goons now might not get it but that used to be SA's gimmick. Say a bunch of horrible shit to everyone to figure out who would have the funniest reaction.

Ascribing a philosophy or ideology on people or a group because they say something is missing the point entirely. I'm not racist but I keep calling Koala March "Snowsa Parks" because her constant raging at white people means you know it bothers her when she is told she isn't black enough because she is snow white. That doesn't mean I'm a member of KKK, or that i'm not black myself.
 
I think the key idea here people need to understand is that they fuck with all trannies to find out which ones are crazy.

Goons now might not get it but that used to be SA's gimmick. Say a bunch of horrible shit to everyone to figure out who would have the funniest reaction.

Ascribing a philosophy or ideology on people or a group because they say something is missing the point entirely. I'm not racist but I keep calling Koala March "Snowsa Parks" because her constant raging at white people means you know it bothers her when she is told she isn't black enough because she is snow white. That doesn't mean I'm a member of KKK, or that i'm not black myself.
I like this one, can we keep them?
 
Yeah, in that D&D thread people called out Snowsa Parks for probating a guy for a week for this exchange

"Promise to be nice to posters in this thread or else"
"...No"
It was actually much better than that.
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So do you all leave not insane trannies alone?
People may not, but on the whole yea. You dont attract so much attention to get your own thread by being somewhat sane. Why track Mars when the clock runs by the sun or some shit like that. If someone acts more sane than the least crazy lunatic on here, youre probably fine. I mean AFAIK some users here are trans. They just dont get butthurt by microagressions. It's a lot like old SA in a way.

If youre willing to ignore this type of stuff and not take the bait:

There is no such thing as a person who poisons themselves so they can wear a skirt better whos not insane.

Youll probably be okay. If your inclination is to write a manifesto on how not all trannies are insane and some are just trapped in bodies they dont want, youre probably gonna get some people making fun of your, and at least some negative attention.
 
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It was actually much better than that.
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Yeah see, years of this shit has slowly killed anyone with any kind of sense of humor left there. The people still trying in 2017 are idiot comedy martyrs at this point.

Hey Lowtax, I know you are reading this since you live in the midwest and anything would be a welcome change to the depression/oxygen atmosphere you breathe. Ignore all of this slapfighting and ask yourself how a 100% focus on removing content makes your site better in any way.

All of this is a never ending crusade of eliminating things people don't want to read, which will leave you with one thread with one poster.

Why are you not making your moderators and admins actually moderate and administrate. Judge Dredd probably gets a performance review at least once a decade.
 
Telling people to post in BYOB is hilarious because it's currently the catlady forum and they'll hiss and throw cats at anyone that will hurt their extremely fragile feelings. D&D was always the worst but it has plunged into depths of complete insanity after the election and is currently the domain of white guys roleplaying as black guys who think they're the last bastion that's keeping the forum from becoming a Klan rally in which they'd be forced to pick virtual cotton in order to post. Here's a handy political compass if you ever choose to read D&D:

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