Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Just gonna go ahead and bring some brutal honesty here guys, this may hurt but you need to hear it. Think of me as your cool older brother whose been off to collage and comes back home and is all world wise and now I'm sitting you down for a good talking to.

So, maybe I'm getting old, but I just don't get this doxxing stuff. It's like hearing a joke and not getting the punchline. It just all seems so...and here is the potentially hurtful part so buckle up.... Pathetic.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some making fun of weirdos, but I just don't see how knowing their address adds to the comedy.

Now over at the other website I'm known as a master parodyist, so here comes a little parody section th at might help you see my point of view:

"oh haw haw yeah we got em. We got em good this time! Haha you ready for this? Here is a picture! Of a person!! Haha total brutal ownage. And just wait it gets even better because we have his.... Address! Get this, he lives on 452 flower lane, Akron Ohio. AKRON! HAHA what a clown. Good grief we have pulled a master class troll on this one. "

OK so basically what I'm saying is that you guys are making a mistake. You think you're being funny, but you're not. I think it's time to change comedy styles maybe? Put those doxxes back on the shelf and maybe work on satire songs? Photos hops? I don't know where each of your talent lies but I know that you're all special in your own way.

So thanks for listening, big brother out!

Go back to modding GBS, faggot.
 
Just gonna go ahead and bring some brutal honesty here guys, this may hurt but you need to hear it. Think of me as your cool older brother whose been off to collage and comes back home and is all world wise and now I'm sitting you down for a good talking to.

So, maybe I'm getting old, but I just don't get this doxxing stuff. It's like hearing a joke and not getting the punchline. It just all seems so...and here is the potentially hurtful part so buckle up.... Pathetic.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some making fun of weirdos, but I just don't see how knowing their address adds to the comedy.

Now over at the other website I'm known as a master parodyist, so here comes a little parody section th at might help you see my point of view:

"oh haw haw yeah we got em. We got em good this time! Haha you ready for this? Here is a picture! Of a person!! Haha total brutal ownage. And just wait it gets even better because we have his.... Address! Get this, he lives on 452 flower lane, Akron Ohio. AKRON! HAHA what a clown. Good grief we have pulled a master class troll on this one. "

OK so basically what I'm saying is that you guys are making a mistake. You think you're being funny, but you're not. I think it's time to change comedy styles maybe? Put those doxxes back on the shelf and maybe work on satire songs? Photos hops? I don't know where each of your talent lies but I know that you're all special in your own way.

So thanks for listening, big brother out!

This is the shittiest "50 layers of irony" trolling I've ever seen, and its what all SA goons do.
 
guys take it easy on 'a star war betamax' he was just trying to do his part.

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I hope the funny man takes some time to stop by and show us how to make good goofers because watching Something Awful dismantle itself piece by piece to protect the feels of a pack of hysterical oversharing troons who paid 10 bucks to fellate each other is just too post-modern to be a punchline.
 
I think it happens when you get exposed to the concentrated autism and wokeness of the SA forums mod/admin forum then.
 
Hey guys it's me you can call me big bro if you like. Anyway I just wanted to say that doxing troons and mods isn't funny, what would be really hilarious is if you all were super nice and respectful to them and donated to their patreons, that's where comedy is at these days.
 
You can tell he's trying to be funny because he's holding a brandy snifter. Only, since he's from SA, it's not brandy, it's the urine of a small child. That's why he became a Big Brother. To harvest the urine of small children for his old-timey comedy act.
 
it's really weird how years of focusing on people not feeling challenged in any way and prioritizing the removal of content has led to SA having no real trolls or comedy left.
 
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