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Start a war betamex said:
It's like hearing a joke and not getting the punchline.
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Anime is Blood said:
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Your forum has a person freaking out over being whitepage'd and is calling it a hatecrime because he's a black man, when in reality he's whiter than me. He's like a Dave Chapelle skit brought to life.

What you actually mean to say is, "I don't like your humor because it comes at the expense of people I know", and fine, that's fair, but don't try and explain it away as something more complicated or nuanced that us savages can't understand. Everybody, and I mean everybody, talks shit. My fucking grandfather was the biggest shit talker I knew. Talking shit transcends generation. The only difference is that it's struck close to home.

Now please, go back to destroying years worth of threads on SA to stop people from being hatefully phonebook'd.
 
Anime is Blood said:
The funniest thing to come out of the doxxing so far is that leftistmuslimobama is a schlubby white guy, despite having 100+ posts in negrotown about how terrible white people are and how his ancestors had to deal with "No Coloreds" signs.

Oh, while looking through their posts again also they are apparently native american too.

And a boxer / MMA fighter

This shit would get an awful link of the day in the past but nope

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this african american - native american special flower needs administrator support and protection to detail ~~Their Struggle~~ and you better not even think about doing anything this strong independent black woman wouldn't like.

"'I PM'd FactsAreUseless because while I'm glad to take one on the chin if I make a shitty post, I feel like this one is just straight up harassing me based on my actual heritage and I'm feeling more and more upset about it as I sit here. Like some faceless, outside-the-thread racist, is calling me an Uncle Tom because I'm not the right kind of mixed-race for them I guess? Sorry my dad was pale and that passed on to me?""

Nigga i think pale is a little generous and you do not qualify for being an uncle tom.
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Can't you see it?

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Its right there.

He's a full blooded Sioux
 
Seeing what's happening itt I'm starting to think that more websites need a "Don't be a retard and use some goddamn sense" link on their sign up pages.

Not like anybody would read it or probably care, but holy shit I never knew so many people posted all their shit on the internet.
 
What's everyone's favourite punchline from phonebooking trannies so far?

I kind of like the punchline where lowtax is shadowbanning dozens of random unrelated accounts and deleting all his archives.

But man, I really like the punchline where that one guy came over here to call himself our cool older brother and explain how funny we aren't and acted super aloof and disinterested like he wasn't really invested either way even though we know he literally had to watch a fat naked retarded man fucking a blow-up doll for the privilege.

Like dude if I have to watch a fat naked retarded man fuck a blow-up doll in order to do something, it's going to be something I care about because if it's not I just simply won't do the thing. You're not fooling anybody.
 
Dynastia said:
But man, I really like the punchline where that one guy came over here to call himself our cool older brother and explain how funny we aren't and acted super aloof and disinterested like he wasn't really invested either way even though we know he literally had to watch a fat naked exceptional man fucking a blow-up doll for the privilege.
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This is true. And how did he even crack our top secret code???

Did this guy perhaps know who Chris was and maybe used his height of fame on the Internet to ridicule him mercilessly on the online? He's definitely old enough to know Chris.
 
Dynastia said:
What's everyone's favourite punchline from phonebooking trannies so far?

I kind of like the punchline where lowtax is shadowbanning dozens of random unrelated accounts and deleting all his archives.

But man, I really like the punchline where that one guy came over here to call himself our cool older brother and explain how funny we aren't and acted super aloof and disinterested like he wasn't really invested either way even though we know he literally had to watch a fat naked retarded man fucking a blow-up doll for the privilege.

Like dude if I have to watch a fat naked retarded man fuck a blow-up doll in order to do something, it's going to be something I care about because if it's not I just simply won't do the thing. You're not fooling anybody.
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The fact that our team of elite whitepagers triggered an entire website into the overpowering majority of its userbase jumping ship for greener pastures.
 
I'm pretty dang pissed my ten bucks for archive access is now WORTHLESS!

Also Starwars Betamax or whatever your name is here now, your low-effort style GBS posting is so boring and hugely grates on my nerves. I fucking hate what GBS became, I absolutely hate that all lowercase, intentionally mispelling words shitposting became the new hot thing. Sadly though I also agree with you so I guess I don't hate you.
 
Start a war betamex said:
Just gonna go ahead and bring some brutal honesty here guys, this may hurt but you need to hear it. Think of me as your cool older brother whose been off to collage and comes back home and is all world wise and now I'm sitting you down for a good talking to.

So, maybe I'm getting old, but I just don't get this doxxing stuff. It's like hearing a joke and not getting the punchline. It just all seems so...and here is the potentially hurtful part so buckle up.... Pathetic.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some making fun of weirdos, but I just don't see how knowing their address adds to the comedy.

Now over at the other website I'm known as a master parodyist, so here comes a little parody section th at might help you see my point of view:

"oh haw haw yeah we got em. We got em good this time! Haha you ready for this? Here is a picture! Of a person!! Haha total brutal ownage. And just wait it gets even better because we have his.... Address! Get this, he lives on 452 flower lane, Akron Ohio. AKRON! HAHA what a clown. Good grief we have pulled a master class troll on this one. "

OK so basically what I'm saying is that you guys are making a mistake. You think you're being funny, but you're not. I think it's time to change comedy styles maybe? Put those doxxes back on the shelf and maybe work on satire songs? Photos hops? I don't know where each of your talent lies but I know that you're all special in your own way.

So thanks for listening, big brother out!
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I'm guessing this is your idea of 'cool older brother'.
 
SWB if that actually is you i hate to say it but you are getting lazy as fuck. You couldn't even concern troll for one day before jumping straight to the punchline and getting torn to bitch shreds.
 
Null said:
This is true. And how did he even crack our top secret code???

Did this guy perhaps know who Chris was and maybe used his height of fame on the Internet to ridicule him mercilessly on the online? He's definitely old enough to know Chris.
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I typed "doll fucker something awful" into Google and then entered the first result into the registration thing.
 
Dude the absolute least you could have done before typing such a stupid lie is check that 'doll fucker something awful' actually lists cwc first as opposed to Kevin Havens, the guy best known as a something awful joke for his doll fucking.
 
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