Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Shit, what was that drug that goons were taking a decade ago that turned them into normal, socially interactive people for a week but made them crash their cars and lose their short term memories if they kept taking it?
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Joose. It didn't turn them normal though.
 
phenazepam, a soviet designed benzo that they imported as a "research chemical." they would eyeball the dosages instead of doing actual compounding and wind up in prison after a week long benzo induced psychotic snap.
 
kim foxx said:
phenazepam, a soviet designed benzo that they imported as a "research chemical." they would eyeball the dosages instead of doing actual compounding and wind up in prison after a week long benzo induced psychotic snap.
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The joose threads are amazing. People would wake up out of a joose coma and realize they'd blown six figures on filling their home with grand pianos and shit and have no memory of it. "I lost my wife and kids and I don't even remember it" that shit was hilarious.
 
yes joose is rather good source of humor.

Its like that movie the hang over you wake up a week later wondering why your in jail.

Another Joose user wanted to take a bus across america and learned why you dont tell bus station people you have a back pack with drugs
 
The Joose Saga was amazing. I used to have some archives of those threads, need to check if I can find them.
northstar747 said:
Another Joose user wanted to take a bus across america and learned why you dont tell bus station people you have a back pack with drugs
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And that guy was the only confirmed joose death right?

Edit: Found this txt file, "brewkakke" was the guy.
 

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Commodore 128 said:
The Joose Saga was amazing. I used to have some archives of those threads, need to check if I can find them.

And that guy was the only confirmed joose death right?

Edit: Found this txt file, "brewkakke" was the guy.
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Right click Save As.

edit: Fuckers in there are mixing it with acetone. Thats a printer additive...
 
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kim foxx said:
they would eyeball the dosages instead of doing actual compounding and wind up in prison after a week long benzo induced psychotic snap.
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It wasn't a psychosis thing. The reason the Joose shit was so bad is because of it's strength it would make you instantly blackout so goons would buy it in bulk take some then forget they took it and keep redosing so they would be in what's basically the equivalent of an alcoholic blackout for days on end and ruin their lives. It's really freaky to think about actually. Imagine being basically a zombie awake and doing shit and having zero memory of it. You're basically a lobotomite shuffling around ruining your life and you have no fucking clue you're doing it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It wasn't a psychosis thing. The reason the Joose shit was so bad is because of it's strength it would make you instantly blackout so goons would buy it in bulk take some then forget they took it and keep redosing so they would be in what's basically the equivalent of an alcoholic blackout for days on end and ruin their lives. It's really freaky to think about actually. Imagine being basically a zombie awake and doing shit and having zero memory of it. You're basically a lobotomite shuffling around ruining your life and you have no fucking clue you're doing it.
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Joose also has a half-life measured in days. So in addition to forgetting, redosing while high, and then fucking up the dose because they are high, when you take way to much you are way to high for days even if not taking anymore. And because the jooze zombie you are about to become has all your memories and abilities, sober you might take the right dosage but then proceed to go get out your drug bag and take more.

Its like people on Ambien who go and do shit with zero memory, but imagine that state lasting for a week or more.
 
I can't remember if it was joose, or if he was just a regular ass druggie. IIRC, dude passed out in his car, in his own driveway. It was during the day and the windows were rolled up. So, bitch died. It's been ages, but I think his wife used his account to talk to the other junkies about how to identify the drugs and use dead guy's stash. Lol, still cooler than the butthurt troon squad. In 2001, I never would have seen any of this coming. Hey Low T, nice shot man.
 
Alex Jones' Fancy Cat said:
I can't remember if it was joose, or if he was just a regular ass druggie. IIRC, dude passed out in his car, in his own driveway. It was during the day and the windows were rolled up. So, bitch died. It's been ages, but I think his wife used his account to talk to the other junkies about how to identify the drugs and use dead guy's stash. Lol, still cooler than the butthurt troon squad. In 2001, I never would have seen any of this coming. Hey Low T, nice shot man.
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That dude was getting high off fucking Imodium and oxytocin. His wife was trying to figure out what she could sell in his stash and what she could keep, as it turned out she was a meth head and a prostitute
 
AnOminous said:
You mean oxycontin. Oxytocin is an endogenous neurotransmitter, not a drug.
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Yeah, when I'm typing up drug names I just lean in to whatever autocorrect is whispering in my ear because I have no idea how to spell most of that shit
 
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