Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Oh god that's it. The place is so lame these days, there's basically nothing of interest there now. It was only like 7 or 8 years ago I was playing online with other goons in some shit first person shooter where we roleplayed as promiscuous homosexuals that thanked Obama for letting us get married just to see how fast we could get TK'ed. Now they're all actual faggots.
 
Can you imagine how the modern goon would react to a post like this, from the Marine Corps thread in GiP archive:
Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is fucking cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again
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That whole OP is/was gold.
 
GiP putting a random dependapotomus as a mod with grover is what made me leave for good.

This bitch had been coming in to GiP for years and getting laughed out for complaining about how hard it is to be married to a soldier before we told her no one cared. She whined so hard to Ozma and IceQueen in the feminism threads that they put her in charge
 
I found some old oldddd bookmark on my computer for a random page on SomethingAwful from 2011 and it was nothing but jokes that would get you permabanned instantly. And nothing even truly horrible, just making fun of fatties and tumblr weirdos
 
northstar747 said:
what ever happened to IceQueen?

And lets not speak ill of grover.....his fucking house man, that was content!
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It's (not)funny that for me when IceQueen showed up as a mod it's when the site started going obviously downhill. Xhe was legit awful and between trying to post in FYAD and failing so badly that I think the admins had to tell it to fuck off, and generally filling up the leper's colony with retarded probations and bans you knew things weren't good.
 
kim foxx said:
that's funny because SA is nothing but fatties and tumblr weirdos now!
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I sometimes look at their post-your-picture threads, and it feels like a somewhat even split between nondescript, pudgy computer-touchers, and then people who look like this:

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What I find funny is that in all the thousands of pages of those threads over the years, there has never been a single black person in them. Fluffdaddy is literally the only one they have.
 
Something Awful said:
I sometimes look at their post-your-picture threads, and it feels like a somewhat even split between nondescript, pudgy computer-touchers, and then people who look like this:

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What I find funny is that in all the thousands of pages of those threads over the years, there has never been a single black person in them. Fluffdaddy is literally the only one they have.
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I haven't yet gotten over how the "be gay do crimes" / "I'm totally going to Minecraft some politicians guys" crowd always has something that makes them instantly identifiable in any sort of photos or footage, whether it's being a 6'6" troon, having a giant chest tattoo, being a grown man with a nose ring, or some other even gayer shit I can't imagine. I don't think I ever will get over it, either.
 
Jimjamflimflam said:
This has nothing to do with SA. Kill yourself you dumb faggot.
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True enough, but this thread is pretty dead anyway, so what the heck. Well, now I've seen both of the U.S. presidential candidates read teleprompter instructions out loud this week like literal retards. Now watching the JFK/Nixon debate and pondering where it all went so wrong.
 
Something Awful said:
What I find funny is that in all the thousands of pages of those threads over the years, there has never been a single black person in them. Fluffdaddy is literally the only one they have.
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there were absolutely a small group of black goons. they were systemically run out by the mods and admins over the years for various perceived misdeeds and wrongthink
 
Shit, what was that drug that goons were taking a decade ago that turned them into normal, socially interactive people for a week but made them crash their cars and lose their short term memories if they kept taking it?
 
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