Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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smug comporon said:
Koala March scamming everybody for a gaming PC while being a trust fund baby is still insanely based.
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She tried to scam for a gaming PC but was unsuccessful. She asked for a new PC and gave the usual spiel about how hard it is being a pee oh cee and therefore she deserves free shit. In one of the more rare instances of testicular fortitude, goons linked or pasted to her posts wanting a new gaming PC that could run GTA5 at high settings. Koala’s Mooch didn’t have a good response for that and she dropped it.

She also tried to create a slush fund for pee oh cees and other marginalized folx creative projects but refused to agree to any kind of oversight over it. How she envisioned it was people would give her money and then she gets to decide how that money gets distributed. The goontermenschen were not going to be privy to how much money got donated, how the money was going to be spent, or how much she was going to pocket. Once again, in a moment of goons standing up for themselves, they asked too many questions and Koala’s Mooch dropped the idea.

tl;dr she tried grifting off the base but was 0 for 2
 
The Hardest R said:
She tried to scam for a gaming PC but was unsuccessful. She asked for a new PC and gave the usual spiel about how hard it is being a pee oh cee and therefore she deserves free shit. In one of the more rare instances of testicular fortitude, goons linked or pasted to her posts wanting a new gaming PC that could run GTA5 at high settings. Koala’s Mooch didn’t have a good response for that and she dropped it.

She also tried to create a slush fund for pee oh cees and other marginalized folx creative projects but refused to agree to any kind of oversight over it. How she envisioned it was people would give her money and then she gets to decide how that money gets distributed. The goontermenschen were not going to be privy to how much money got donated, how the money was going to be spent, or how much she was going to pocket. Once again, in a moment of goons standing up for themselves, they asked too many questions and Koala’s Mooch dropped the idea.

tl;dr she tried grifting off the base but was 0 for 2
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you mean 1 for 2.
She successfully created the "Niggers & Trannies need money" 'microgrant' fund which she had sole discretion over. She also allowed a "Mutual help" thread for tranny and nigger lol at any actual black people* posting on SA to sob about how they were terrible money and unable to work and for other goons to toss them some bux. Shortly after starting the microgrant fund she got a new gaming rig she claimed was for video editing, was called out on it and ban hammered for mod sass. This was about the time she took a swing at the King and missed and was removed for reasons unrelated to scamming forum users.

Then there was the other goon mod who took the slush fund idea and executed onit for a few years, skimmed thousands of dollars while handing out just enough to make it look like he was doing something. When the grift was revealed to be 5 figures of skim, he was told to explain himself, refund money, or get permabanned.
Jeffo couldn't believe the guy just vanished and allowed his account to get perma'd instead of returning thousands of dollars.

* Black people who don't frequent tranny hookers that is
 
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One of the few 2002s still on the forum got perma'd last week. Bum the Sad was IIRC your typical early 2000s-type gross coomer goon, and probably should've been kicked off the forums long before, but the straw that broke the camel's back was him saying that kids couldn't consent to puberty blockers.

The priorities of the mod staff are ridiculous.

Ghostse said:
Then there was the other goon mod who took the slush fund idea and executed onit for a few years, skimmed thousands of dollars while handing out just enough to make it look like he was doing something. When the grift was revealed to be 5 figures of skim, he was told to explain himself, refund money, or get permabanned.
Jeffo couldn't believe the guy just vanished and allowed his account to get perma'd instead of returning thousands of dollars.
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Wait, which one are you talking about? Plinkey the C-SPAM guy wasn't a mod I don't think.

Are you mixing this up with the cancer faker scammer? (There are many scammers to choose from)
 
God would probably still let you in to heaven if you only scammed goons. Lowtax would have been fine had he just not fucked trannies
 
Speaking of goons being dumb with money, there was some terminally online retard named BroAziz who managed to scam the C-SPAM retards out of money by doing no more than whining about how he was too fat to work. C-SPAM goons sent him $2500 to buy special fat pants and naturally he took the money and ran.
 
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Speaking of goons being dumb with money, there was some terminally online retard named BroAziz who managed to scam the C-SPAM retards out of money by doing no more than whining about how he was too fat to work. C-SPAM goons sent him $2500 to buy special fat pants and naturally he took the money and ran.
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That was really funny, too. I bet he just got some costco pants and shit ton of hot dogs and nintendo games
 
TiggerNits said:
God would probably still let you in to heaven if you only scammed goons. Lowtax would have been fine had he just not fucked trannies
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If you are allowed to get into heaven after drinking milk/dairy farmers are allowed in, I don't think the Lord looks too badly on exploiting other animals that are too dumb to live on their own for a lively hood
 
TiggerNits said:
God would probably still let you in to heaven if you only scammed goons. Lowtax would have been fine had he just not fucked trannies
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The sequel to Dogma, Dogma 2.

God declares he will send Lowtax to hell but promises eternity in Heaven for the one who kills Lowtax and Lowtax finds a loophole.
 
Someone posted a photo of some nigger pissing on a train (in New York City, I gather it's a normal occurrence there).

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The poster got probated for two weeks, and they're now arguing in QCS about whether he should be permabanned or something for posting someone's photo without their consent. 😐
 
Something Awful said:
Someone posted a photo of some nigger pissing on a train (in New York City, I gather it's a normal occurrence there).

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The poster got probated for two weeks, and they're now arguing in QCS about whether he should be permabanned or something for posting someone's photo without their consent. 😐
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I wonder if you had told Richard that goons would (one day) be debating how badly to punish a poster for nabbing a pic of a person pissing into a container on a crowded subway, rather than laughing at and photoshopping it and having a discussion about how shitty public transportation is in big cities, that he'd have shot himself sooner.
 
SA will be how I knew the comic industry was going to die a hilarious, self inflicted death.

The comics forum was halfway decent for a bit, just making fun of shitty comics, posting funny silver age panels and debating whatever event Marvel or DC was doing while the weirdos would tell everyone they need to read TransMet or Hitman. Then the political faggots showed up to complain that Superman was a white straight guy that was too boring (ie always pointed out why their world view was selfish and unattainable) or why Batman was secretly bad for spending his money fighting crime and not sending criminals to get gender studies degrees or whatever.

I realized these guys started running the place and so I picked the faggiest one to fuck with once a month by buying him a Chris Chan or fat hairy comic character avatar I photoshopped up. Because I had doxed him, I knew he looked like a whispy bearded Chris Chan and he lived in a gross apartment outside of Toronto. And this guy would regularly get in to fights on the board with other weirdos, so I would always make the AV changes right after I saw one of these fights start, so he'd freak out extra hard at them, which would in turn make them do the same.

So after 2 years of this, in 2016 right after Trump won, I bought him an AV after he melted down abut someone calling the art in some faggy book he liked ugly (it was) I just purchased him an AV of himself, holding his cat in a filthy room with the big red text of "Clean your house and stop being a disgrace to your more successful sister, Mike" and the dude fucking EXPLODED before deleting a bunch of his posts and threatening to utilize the Canadian healthcare system.

I mean, its lame that I paid lowtax all those times, sure. But what's the point of making money if you can't enjoy spending it?
 
I only noticed recently the comic forum is not longer "Batman's Shameful Secret" and the poker sub has been changed from "Poker in the Rear". They're such tame, nothing jokes. But Heaven forbid there being any humor on a comedy forum.
 
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