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Ghostse said:
Pretty much. He got into some weird beef with Lowtax (who I think was jealous he didn't get $14,000 goonbux) and the "bad froggers". The autistic lore wasn't worth going into when you could just laugh at goons being goons.

The fact man in rural alabama had rural alabama opinions what was made the goons start walking their support for the Doobster back in earnest.
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It's right up there with the murder Zipline in regards to hilarious things goons gave money to and later for mad about that anyone with an IQ above driveway gravel would have seen coming
 
Shotgun Badger said:
So there you have an insight into the smartest place on the internet's stance on killing Jews, not quite what you'd expect.

Honestly its very frustrating because I think that Israel absolutely is a horrible actor and has done utterly ghastly things in this conflict that needs to be reckoned with, but every time I interact with these kinds of pro-Palestinian spaces its very hard not to shake the feeling that most of these people actually are genuinely anti-Semitic at the end of the day and are just bursting for any excuse to express it, back in the 30s they would have been talking about how the Jews are ruining Germany, caused them to lose WW1 and need to be removed by any means necessary from the German nation, now they are talking about how the Jews are apartheid settlers in the Middle East and any action that Hamas takes to kill civilians is justified.
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This is expected knowing who hangs out on Something Awful these days. These guys wouldn't last a day if they had the balls to venture into Hamas territory to "praise them" or even go into Palestine with their woke, tranny antics. If anything, Hamas would probably use them as disposable troops like the autistics that joined Islamic terrorists in the past.

What's fucked up is SA sold stickers with the Marge Dance meme saying "Dance to the beat of punching Nazis" or something around those lines, but all these Troons and Goons ironically become the Nazis they swore to hate. Here's another kicker: real Palestinians hate their woke, far left "allies," and they would kill lesbians after gang raping them. Troons and faggots are kill on sight in most Arabic shit holes, and yet the lbgt community continues to support a group of people that hate their guts as much as Sunni Muslims and Islamic extremists.
 
Ghostse said:
Pretty much. He got into some weird beef with Lowtax (who I think was jealous he didn't get $14,000 goonbux) and the "bad froggers". The autistic lore wasn't worth going into when you could just laugh at goons being goons.

The fact man in rural alabama had rural alabama opinions what was made the goons start walking their support for the Doobster back in earnest.
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Fries.
 
Will goons be able to pay 10bux when they're sentanced to death for being ugly queers?
I'm sure that the Taliban is full of wacky zany lowtax-esque dads.
 
northstar747 said:
So fluff daddy just banned doodles....fuck doodles reg is from 2001.

For making a joke about anime....I swear fluff most likely has a shit ton of anime pervert shit on his computer to be so sensitive

also jeff banned someone but since I dont have an account I cant see what it was for
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It was this:
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The context:

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Sorry if the images are too big, but it seems like an overeaction. I don’t know what a honey trap queen is though
 
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Brain Problems said:
"Fries piled high" will never ever stop being funny when you envision what that actually entailed in reality:
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It's such a pathetic amount of frozen fucking crinkle cuts that you wonder if he was sitting there counting them out before tossing them in the fryer. At least they look cooked properly. Just sums up the entire enterprise when you understand how fucking cheap and easy it is to simply cut, soak, blanche, and fry up your own superior fries at a fraction of the cost but lol opening a bag from the store is easier so whatever.
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The Dooberino would buy his supplies from a grocery store so his costs were already high, which resulted in him being miserly with his portions. Furthermore his hours were just awful - he’d only be open after lunch and before dinner; there was a brief time he was open for breakfast. Not sure how many Alabamans would get a hankering for hot dogs at 3 pm versus 5 pm. I remember he closed down during July 4th and he kept changing his hours too. He wound up also opening a car repair shop and unsurprisingly that wound up failing too. The shack wound up getting bought out by an adjacent funeral home who used the property to expand their parking lot. Whoever heard of a hot dog business being open right next to a funeral home? Also Doobie initially planned it to be a hot dog cart in a town of just a couple thousand people like Reform, Alabama.
Ghostse said:
Pretty much. He got into some weird beef with Lowtax (who I think was jealous he didn't get $14,000 goonbux) and the "bad froggers". The autistic lore wasn't worth going into when you could just laugh at goons being goons.

The fact man in rural alabama had rural alabama opinions what was made the goons start walking their support for the Doobster back in earnest.
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Yeah they did all kinds of shit with frogs at the time because of the frog stuffed animal that was in a photoshoot with Next Door Nikki. So I remember some artwork was done for him that talked about a frog dog that was a hot dog with relish which sounded awful. I don’t think Doob ever had a frog dog on the menu.

I remember his derpy looking wife getting into social media fights with goons too because she was against gay marriage (this was around the time it became legalized in America).
 
The Hardest R said:
So I remember some artwork was done for him that talked about a frog dog that was a hot dog with relish which sounded awful. I don’t think Doob ever had a frog dog on the menu.
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I like the just-shy-of-Rule-34 some goon made for the "Frog Dog" that Doobers refused to use.
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AnOminous said:
I like the just-shy-of-Rule-34 some goon made for the "Frog Dog" that Doobers refused to use.
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Imagine being some shitkicker from the heart of ‘Bama wanting to open up a hot dog business in a small town that’s also full of shitkickers and your biggest financial backers create this shit for you to use. Can’t imagine why things didn’t work out between them.
 
The Hardest R said:
Also Doobie initially planned it to be a hot dog cart in a town of just a couple thousand people like Reform, Alabama.
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Ironically the hotdog cart was the least retarded idea (still retarded) he had.

as I remember, the Dog Shack was born of Doobie wanting to run a hotdog cart at U of A games being Reform is a straight shot down the highway to U of A, and running into the "your cart/food truck needs to be filled at a health department inspected commercial kitchen" problem.

I can't remember if he actually ran into the "Lol, fuck you scrub these people paid their bribes" or if he never made it that far and was about to. If you forget about the thousands he'd need to shell out to U of A to be allowed to operate, and Doob's general fucking up, (and assuming he found a non-retail source of dogs & buns) he could have probably gotten enough money during college football season to live off of.

The being closed on Independence day was also completely LOL as Doobie's Dog House was located fairly close to where Reform was hosting their fireworks display and it attracted a few thousand people as it was the show all the people from from the surrounding areas came to watch - he probably could have financed FRIES PILED HIGH for months if he'd been open or even better actually gotten his cart.

The Hardest R said:
The Dooberino would buy his supplies from a grocery store so his costs were already high
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Costco, but yes.
 
Ghostse said:
Ironically the hotdog cart was the least retarded idea (still retarded) he had.

as I remember, the Dog Shack was born of Doobie wanting to run a hotdog cart at U of A games being Reform is a straight shot down the highway to U of A, and running into the "your cart/food truck needs to be filled at a health department inspected commercial kitchen" problem.

I can't remember if he actually ran into the "Lol, fuck you scrub these people paid their bribes" or if he never made it that far and was about to. If you forget about the thousands he'd need to shell out to U of A to be allowed to operate, and Doob's general fucking up, (and assuming he found a non-retail source of dogs & buns) he could have probably gotten enough money during college football season to live off of.

The being closed on Independence day was also completely LOL as Doobie's Dog House was located fairly close to where Reform was hosting their fireworks display and it attracted a few thousand people as it was the show all the people from from the surrounding areas came to watch - he probably could have financed FRIES PILED HIGH for months if he'd been open or even better actually gotten his cart.


Costco, but yes.
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For what its worth I have dealt with hundreds of small town business owners and they almost all pull this shit. Hell, I live in a rural area and half our small businesses aren't open Monday and half of them close at noon on Fridays. I even tried to help a local restaurant that sells hot dogs damn near exclusively and the lady who owns it is just Doobie that rucks and won't shut the fuck up about being a veteran, (an 8 year POG that never deployed anywhere more dangerous than Korea) . I'm watching her fail in real time and it draws a lot of comparisons to Doob but also 90% of all small businesses I see.
 
TiggerNits said:
It's right up there with the murder Zipline in regards to hilarious things goons gave money to and later for mad about that anyone with an IQ above driveway gravel would have seen coming
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It's hard to beat the Hard Ticket to Hawaii adventure where they tried to build some compound out of a patch of jungle the ringleader had bought. Jeez. Goons were welcome to come help out and stay for free(they also worked for free).
They had no real clean running water and it was warm and humid as fuck so after awhile they were all walking yeast infections. Some dude hangry-posted about his wife smelling like bread 24/7 but they had no showers so he had to live with it.

And the powerful vehicle they bought to pull big tree stumps out of the ground... They chained it to a tree and during the night some meth had just hopped on it, pulled the tree out of the ground and driven away.

So many things happened at that place. They tried to kill a ferret or rat that they caught in a cage, their weapon of choice was a bb gun. They succeeded, eventually. Poor animal.

Level99Manchild said:
Wasn't Doodles the furry who made fun of other furries?
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Doodles was an OG furry that posted about getting into the whole thing in the late 70's/early 80's. He made posts about the people involved, what was happening at cons, how things developed and where it developed from, took questions and answered them etc. It was very interesting and levelheaded.
 
Ghostse said:
Pretty much. He got into some weird beef with Lowtax (who I think was jealous he didn't get $14,000 goonbux) and the "bad froggers". The autistic lore wasn't worth going into when you could just laugh at goons being goons.

The fact man in rural alabama had rural alabama opinions what was made the goons start walking their support for the Doobster back in earnest.
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the funniest thing about doobie were the scores of people who called bullshit and got banned because some retard mod adopted a room temp IQ alabama redneck and dumped money on him. the same way bleeding hearts pour money on a random african village every now and then that blows their grant within months and goes back to having nothing.
 
Yet another goon fails to resist the urge to fall on his sword for saying "faggot" 20 years ago.

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Thank god he grew up and does better™ now.

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Something Awful said:
Yet another goon fails to resist the urge to fall on his sword for saying "faggot" 20 years ago.

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Thank god he grew up and does better™ now.

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Well at least he's still stupid and nobody likes him. I'd hate for him to lose all his quality traits.

Dunno why he's bitching though, people didn't hate Awful Fantasy at all. It was a hit back then, and when it got LP'd a few years back when all the words were evil and banned, people weren't even that harsh on it.

Also, back when he made that game, people were aware that words weren't supposed to "hurt" without some deliberate reasoning, and nobody freaked out about someone using yucky bad words as long as they were in jest or otherwise not used with intent. Imagine losing sight of reality so much.
 
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