Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The Grognard said:
So I assume he stepped on the toes of some troon's headcanon about his CYOAs.
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Shotgun Badger said:
Sorry, what? I feel like I've heard the name Applewhite before but the context here is baffling me. What's behind that link for example, what's the goon standard for Transphobic porn stories.
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Applewhite used to make MSPaint Choose Your Own Adventure threads, aka he would post a MSPaint picture with a a prompt, people would offer suggestions on the next idea/thing and Applewhite would choose the funnest one to do/draw,repeating the process.

I'm guessing his older entries had actual humor in them and the current purity cycle made those old joke a crime against nature.
 
Back me up! said:
Applewhite used to make MSPaint Choose Your Own Adventure threads, aka he would post a MSPaint picture with a a prompt, people would offer suggestions on the next idea/thing and Applewhite would choose the funnest one to do/draw,repeating the process.

I'm guessing his older entries had actual humor in them and the current purity cycle made those old joke a crime against nature.
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Doesn't even have to be humor, just being inadequately pro-trans by 2023 standards in 2015 is enough to get that label.
 
Shotgun Badger said:
Sorry, what? I feel like I've heard the name Applewhite before but the context here is baffling me. What's behind that link for example, what's the goon standard for Transphobic porn stories.
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Endorph said:
this is one of the most insanely, virulently transphobic things ive seen on these forums and the fact that this thread was sitting in the fucking goldmine for years while the admins pretended to give a shit about trans issues is insane
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$ Have a flashback about the day Space Dick confessed he was a woman trapped in a man's body. You tried to make it work, but after the surgery things weren't the same. Once soulmates, now Space Ass and Space Tits are bitter rivals.
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As you draw nearer to Space Tits's last known coordinates, you find yourself reminiscing about your past...
Once upon a time, you and Space Dick were the top husband and wife bounty hunting team in the galaxy. Together, there was no foe too great, no challenge too daunting. Together, you took on all comers and emerged victorious! You were more than just a team, you were soulmates.

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Of course Space Dick's unusual predilections were well known to you. More than once you caught him trying on your clothes and underwear. At first, he brushed off the incidents as mere curiosity, a kink that you were happy enough to indulge as long as he kept it under control. He loved you and you loved him.

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But it didn't stop with trying on clothes. It eventually became apparent that Space Dick was not happy with his body. His suppressed feelings finally came to a head when one day, without consulting you, he went out and got a pair of breast implants! When you confronted him, his only answer was "This is who I really am."

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Breast implants were just the beginning of Space Dick's transformation. He underwent many more surgeries and treatments. Piece by piece you watched the man you love disappear. A new, unfamiliar body began to take shape.

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Of course, through it all, you still loved him. He was happier than he'd ever been, and you have many good memories even from those troubled times. He began to go by "Space Tits." First among strangers, then eventually insisting friends and family call him by his new name as well.

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You tried hard to make it work, you really did, but the change began to be to much for you. He wasn't the man you fell in love with. Your sex lives suffered and arguments became more frequent.
While he was taking off weight, you were putting it on. You gained over forty pounds in the next year and a half, weight you're still struggling to work off.

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He... she came home one evening after a surgery in very high spirits. She'd had her eyegem replaced with one she felt was more "feminine." More suitable to the woman she truly was. She'd kept her old eyegem and offered it to you as a memento. For some reason she expected you to be happy about this.
Staring down into Space Dick's disembodied eyegem, it felt as though you were looking at his murdered corpse. Your husband was more silicone now than man, some kind of cobbled together abomination you could no longer tolerate.

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You lost your temper.

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There was an... argument. It was only Space Going Through Some Changes's desperate intervention that stayed you from dealing a fatal blow.
Space Tits left your house, never to return.

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You got a divorce and split custody of the children and you've been bitter rivals ever since.

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But... now that you and she are all that's left of your race... maybe it's time to finally make amends... maybe there's a part of her that still loves you and is willing to forgive you for driving her away...

Back me up! said:
Applewhite used to make MSPaint Choose Your Own Adventure threads, aka he would post a MSPaint picture with a a prompt, people would offer suggestions on the next idea/thing and Applewhite would choose the funnest one to do/draw,repeating the process.

I'm guessing his older entries had actual humor in them and the current purity cycle made those old joke a crime against nature.
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To be completely fair, having a guy post blatant fetish porn all the time is pretty fail. Let's not forget the recent incident with the deviantart mock thread.
Still, I'm glad that troons are mad. Everyone wins!

E: This is what he got blammed for (and caused the mods to dig up some real dirt on him)
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E2: Then someone calls in an FYAD-lite hit (positive postcount), fluffydaddy is alerted and el fin is declared.
 
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After years of furry fetish stuff, he finally pissed of the troons on Something Awful by posting about trans dragon penises and got banned for it. Troons might never become women but that doesn't stop them from being Karens.
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Over/under on me making a funny kiwifarms mspaint adventure but it's just Null and the muppet babies having sex?
northstar747 said:
I wonder what the troon feeling is about urinal and toliets with boobs and penis's
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It's called cyberpunk crustpunk and it's 100% valid. Lots of love for those mutilated women.
Muskcarpone said:
After years of furry fetish stuff, he finally pissed of the troons on Something Awful by posting about trans dragon penises and got banned for it. Troons might never become women but that doesn't stop them from being Karens.
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"In this retarded flintstones fantasy setting, the real problem is the lack of hormone surgery" - Fyad superstar Saint Isaias Boner
To be fair, this exact thing happened with the director on one of the cancelled Flintstones reboots. I ~ for one ~ feel robbed of the rock penis crusher with no antiseptics.
 
The Fatriarchy said:
How dare every fictional bullshit setting not just be fully 2023 modern and beyond at all times!
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I love that simply reflecting the cold hard truth at them is what makes them seethe the hardest. That space tits story, though obviously drawn in a fetishy fantasy way, is about a situation you'll see screencapped from reddit and reposted in the Tranny sideshows thread all the time and the same thing goes for troons being treated as their actual sex in the bedroom.
 
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