Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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I'd love to see how the tankies who praised the CCP welding people into their own homes would react to faggots being welded into the gay bars and bathhouses to contain Monkeypox.

AnOminous said:
Except the Chinese. Tankies should be forced to die in Communist China.
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Look if the CCP doesn't care about thier own citizens why should I?
 
Ghostse said:
I'd love to see how the tankies who praised the CCP welding people into their own homes would react to faggots being welded into the gay bars and bathhouses to contain Monkeypox.



Look if the CCP doesn't care about thier own citizens why should I?
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lol mentioning the fact that monkeypox overwhelmingly is spread among gay men is verboten on SA btw. Trust The Science.
 
_Samson_ said:
does it make you gay if your partner is trans or is that racist to even ask? how many levels does a butt have to be hurt besides the fundamental?
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Troons exist in a perpetual state of pure assblastedness that can never be cured so you shouldn't even bother trying to satisfy them and appease their lunacy.
 
AnOminous said:
Troons exist in a perpetual state of pure assblastedness that can never be cured so you shouldn't even bother trying to satisfy them and appease their lunacy.
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Lowtax did the bare minimum to satisfy them and it literally cost him his own life a year later. Had he just put his head in the sand or not even bothered showing up, he probably wouldn't have killed himself even if he was forced to delete FYAD.

Him pissing off the troons when his own life depended on them basically sealed his fate even before all the news about him being a deadbeat came out.
 
deepFriedBaka said:
Lowtax did the bare minimum to satisfy them and it literally cost him his own life a year later. Had he just put his head in the sand or not even bothered showing up, he probably wouldn't have killed himself even if he was forced to delete FYAD.

Him pissing off the troons when his own life depended on them basically sealed his fate even before all the news about him being a deadbeat came out.
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Are you refering to when zen death robot cucked him over the shmorky thread?

Or when he drunk banned troons just to walk it back?

I personally think his running off to play with logan and shitting on maple wife is what truly fucked him.
 
northstar747 said:
I personally think his running off to play with logan and shitting on maple wife is what truly fucked him.
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Yeah, that. If he had just kept his dick in his pants (or not cheated on maplewife at all), he'd probably still be alive and would most likely be getting thousands of dollars from his Patreon page. But hedonism won over rationality, and hedonism winning over rationality is never a good thing in the long term.
 
northstar747 said:
I personally think his running off to play with logan and shitting on maple wife is what truly fucked him.
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Are you kidding? no one gave a fuck that he was cheating on Maplewife or abusing her by keeping her isolated and taking her passport. There were about anti-shits given on SA, especially by the mod staff. His Patreron was still giving him several thousand every month. People knew about his spending on Gold Belly, but continued to contribute to his e-begging.

Lowtax was only imperiled by the Troon revolt against FYAD a few months later, where Lowtax turned against FYAD for making fun of him about cheating on maplewife and many other things. Koala's mooch made a shot for the crown and got smacked down because no one liked her and they didn't have their power plays ready to go.

The only portion of that escapade that came back to bite him was inviting a bipolar coke whore to live with him during pandemic in the middle of no where. This was a bad idea that would have stopped by anyone with a working nonpill destroyed brain - sorry I mean a brain destroyed by high blood pressure, the pills that treat that well knowning for mixing well with alcohol and causing you to pass out so completely a person entering your room calling your name doesn't rouse you.

And even then, THIS wouldn't have tanked him except the mentally ill trannies and their enablers had seen Lowtax bleed during the previous FYAD saga. This time everyone had their long knives and styluses ready, and that is why the sketchy abuse claims of a mormon coke whore sunk Lowtax and cucked him off his forums so hard he put a bullet through his brain.
 
Because he had no stable support group or non-internet friends, Lowtax was a slave to the opinions of whichever pet forum he was currently nursing - FYAD, Fauxtesting, YCS, etc, and without fail, he'd do/enable something gay that pisses said subforum off, as he needed to show everyone his AOL Antagonist-tier humor while being hands-on to the point of obnoxious, so at best, he was "tolerated". BYOB exists because he needed a safe space where him and Radium could get blowjobs on-demand for wacky board effects, but when BYOB became the home for all the violent troons that hate him, that left only Gaming Garbage and GBS, as he still couldn't comprehend retards he perma'd in the past either work or pull strings for Twitter now. I'd probably end my life too if my only hugbox was the Jordan Peterson/Elon Musk board

I can only imagine the mixed meds involved that night he undeleted FYAD and everyone told him to fuck-off, although FYAD wanted him gone the moment he started being a little bitch over Integral, as he perma'd a bunch of posters there for joking about that saga (indirectly creating the punished eloH saga) years after it happened. Unleashing a bulletproof Megan there was both an act of war and a prelude to the fall of Richard

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Toxoplasmosis - the silent screeching killer
 
Blimp said:
Because he had no stable support group or non-internet friends, Lowtax was a slave to the opinions of whichever pet forum he was currently nursing - FYAD, Fauxtesting, YCS, etc, and without fail, he'd do/enable something gay that pisses said subforum off, as he needed to show everyone his AOL Antagonist-tier humor while being hands-on to the point of obnoxious, so at best, he was "tolerated". BYOB exists because he needed a safe space where him and Radium could get blowjobs on-demand for wacky board effects, but when BYOB became the home for all the violent troons that hate him, that left only Gaming Garbage and GBS, as he still couldn't comprehend retards he perma'd in the past either work or pull strings for Twitter now. I'd probably end my life too if my only hugbox was the Jordan Peterson/Elon Musk board

I can only imagine the mixed meds involved that night he undeleted FYAD and everyone told him to fuck-off, although FYAD wanted him gone the moment he started being a little bitch over Integral, as he perma'd a bunch of posters there for joking about that saga (indirectly creating the punished eloH saga) years after it happened. Unleashing a bulletproof Megan there was both an act of war and a prelude to the fall of Richard

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Toxoplasmosis - the silent screeching killer
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Megan, giving into her Korean nature, trying to be low key when trying to figure out if the cat is edible or not.

Also toxoplasmosis worms are not visible to the naked eye. Probably just roundworm.
 
Ghostse said:
And even then, THIS wouldn't have tanked him except the mentally ill trannies and their enablers had seen Lowtax bleed during the previous FYAD saga. This time everyone had their long knives and styluses ready, and that is why the sketchy abuse claims of a mormon coke whore sunk Lowtax and cucked him off his forums so hard he put a bullet through his brain.
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If he hadn't chosen to cuck at every available opportunity he'd probably be at least still alive. What would the fucking troons who shat all over the place like feral vermin animals have done? Go to reddit with the rest of pleb troons? RetardEra? SA closed the borders for the NeoGAF exodus rather than rub shoulders with those guys. If he had even a fraction of a ball to his name he could have told them to go fuck themselves, told Jeff to go fuck himself, permabanned a representative sample of the troons and stuck by it, and maybe cut his Goldbelly expenses by 50% or so and he'd be fine.

They weren't going anywhere. Go woke, get dead is a worse outcome than usual, but he really bucked for it.
 
AnOminous said:
If he hadn't chosen to cuck at every available opportunity he'd probably be at least still alive.
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Debatable; remaining HNIC of SA wouldn't have saved him from receiving copious levels of vindication from the divorce court. Maybe not selling his sole source of income would have made the judge a little less likely to waffle stomp him, but he was going to be forcibly enrolled in another two decades of monthly reminders that fucking with a condom isn't that bad either way. And dropping the banhammer on the troons would have meant jettisoning pretty much all the mods and admins; definitely the Admins, there are probably at least a couple of mods who's only politics are "who's in charge"? Lowtax might need to run his site for upwards of 24-48 hours while he tries to find trustworthy replacements from the remaining population of people. And anyone who remains on SA fall into two groups:

-Some level of tankie/wokie, only a scale of intensity
-People so committed to owning "the libs" that they have stuck around in hostile territory for a decade, regularly parting with $10 for the privilege of being repeatedly having your ability to post removed; regarding this second camp, while the dedication of a WWII hold-out is admirable, years of isolation and constant combat thye might not be the right picks for governmental office.

Stockholm sufferers/copium addicts ITT keep talking about the bastions of the right centrists in the car forum, but even if we assume that's true, none of those guys are going to bother doing free labor for Lowtax.

So the majority of the judgement would have stood against Lowtax, so he'd need to pay back loans as well as recompense Maplewife for lost education. We saw every "asset" lowtax owns, the only thing he possessed worth anything was the keys to SA, a hive of glowposting trannies; the tens of millions that flowed through his accounts having been squandered on pills, booze, tranny hookers, and Robocop paintings.

What would happen the first time Lowtax misses a payment?
Can you imagine Maplewife being official Co-owner of SA? Lowtax having to actually justify decisions?
He'd have eaten that moonround one way or another.
 
Ghostse said:
Lowtax might need to run his site for upwards of 24-48 hours while he tries to find trustworthy replacements from the remaining population of people.
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Just hire some pajeets and pay them a pittance. They couldn't possibly do a worse job than the broke-brained faggots running the site now. I know Dickard was pathologically averse to spending a dime on anything that wasn't drugs or pies, but losing a little bit of money would have been better than losing everything including his life.
 
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