Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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ReformedGoon said:
Anyway for whoever cares/wants to have some lolz the latest SA drama is some broke brained Cspam goon (troon? idk) fuckin' murked a neighborhood pet dog because it came into "her" yard:
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FOR SOME REASON a dog (which was later revealed to have a collar and tag) didn't respond negatively to a stick being thrown at it because it probably thought THE PERSON WANTED TO PLAY and ran at her. So she murdered it with a brick.

I'm a dog lover so this really fucking bothered me but I get that not everyone likes animals and having a strange animal up in your shit is obnoxious as fuck. I keep my dog leashed at all times in public. That said just go inside nigga. These dogs didn't "attack" you. I've seen dog attacks and they are fucking brutal, there is no way this retard would be posting after something like that.

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oh, in case you're wondering about the real answer to that question of "why didn't you shoot em?"
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credit where it's due the probe image is pretty funny
I guess there's still one non-troon hiding amongst the jannies
 
ReformedGoon said:
Anyway for whoever cares/wants to have some lolz the latest SA drama is some broke brained Cspam goon (troon? idk) fuckin' murked a neighborhood pet dog because it came into "her" yard:
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FOR SOME REASON a dog (which was later revealed to have a collar and tag) didn't respond negatively to a stick being thrown at it because it probably thought THE PERSON WANTED TO PLAY and ran at her. So she murdered it with a brick.

I'm a dog lover so this really fucking bothered me but I get that not everyone likes animals and having a strange animal up in your shit is obnoxious as fuck. I keep my dog leashed at all times in public. That said just go inside nigga. These dogs didn't "attack" you. I've seen dog attacks and they are fucking brutal, there is no way this retard would be posting after something like that.

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oh, in case you're wondering about the real answer to that question of "why didn't you shoot em?"
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What a piece of shit. Actually, pieces of shit are better than this deranged person.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
Good news everyone. It may have taken a heated debate and an 18-page QCS thread, but they decided to ban (not perma) the dog murderer.
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Moderator says the mod team has been walking on egg shells with insane CSPAM poster, facetoucher cat, because they don't want them to hurt themselves.

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Here's some the crazy shit the insane CSPAM poster has been posting in the past.

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Frank N Berry said:
Moderator says the mod team has been walking on egg shells with insane CSPAM poster, facetoucher cat, because they don't want them to hurt themselves.
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Assuming the moderators are decent people and not just lazily trying to find the best excuse not to ban their friend, they need to realize that this is abusive behavior. If FTC is willing to destroy themselves over something as stupid as CSPAM, they're willing to do it over anything, and as they have proven, are more than willing to destroy other things over idiocy. It is an emotionally abusive relationship, and it's not everybody else's jobs to walk on eggshells around the violent lunatic. It looks like they've come to the right conclusion, now it's time to commit to it! Make it a permaban.
 
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SA moderators are chosen solely because they are by definition, not good or decent people.
 
Compositesludge said:
Assuming the moderators are decent people and not just lazily trying to find the best excuse not to ban their friend
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FTC is presumably a troon and banning one of those, especially a CSPAM one, puts your moderator status in jeopardy. And when you've finished fumbling over your own dumbshit navel-gazing posts in the inevitable 20-page QCS thread about your "heavy-handed moderation" then your discord kittens will truly come home to roost.

So, no I don't imagine any of them are decent people; one of the least embarrassing mods on the site is a guy who drew an anime girl as a toilet.
 
To think that you wouldn't mash that ban button as fast as possible if you had the slightest inkling that doing so would cause a batshit insane troon to off xerself in desperation, smdh.

Also, what are the odds this story is true or just another insane fabrication by an attention seeking lunatic still posting for asspats on Something Awful?
 
negativlad said:
So, no I don't imagine any of them are decent people; one of the least embarrassing mods on the site is a guy who drew an anime girl as a toilet.
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The government needs to blackmail that Jeff guy with his CP collection or whatever and get all the goons to give up their personal information for some super goon status, then round them all up and gas them.
 
ReformedGoon said:
oh, in case you're wondering about the real answer to that question of "why didn't you shoot em?"
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Place your bets: Scared of guns, or felony/mental ward stay making owning them illegal?
AnOminous said:
The government needs to blackmail that Jeff guy with his CP collection or whatever and get all the goons to give up their personal information for some super goon status, then round them all up and gas them.
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If you told them that prolonged exposure to carbon monoxide was recommended by Fauci they'd do it voluntarily.
 
ReformedGoon said:
the covid thread is full on anti-cdc now though lmao they are literally going to wear their space suits for the rest of their lives
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If masking stops, they might be forced to realize that people are keeping 6 feet away from them because they are obnoxious faggots, not because of chinese bat disease.
 
bucolic said:
lol, they have a guy in there who is making daily charts & maps tracking covid stats across the US because they dont trust the CDC or whoever
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I mean, its that same CDC which told us we needed to keep 6 feet apart just for two weeks to flatten the curve, so can you blame them?
 
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