Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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every single poster in the cspam covid thread needs to be fucking committed

they are off their goddamn rockers and only goading each other on to get more and more afraid of the world with their doomer shit. It's literally just a cargo cult around masks and respirators/the virus itself

At one point I was reading it for lulz but it's honestly just depressing now
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43 PAGES of posts just in the covid thread ^

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45 FUCKING PAGES OF POSTING ABOUT COVID

That's at 40 posts per page, so these goons are up to 1600+ posts in one thread since August, or almost 10 posts a day.
You think that shit's bad? Take a look at their climate change thread; titled Biosphere Collapse or some shit last time I checked. Completely and utterly deranged doomer lunacy that makes A&H in the immediate aftermath of Biden's *election* seem downright sane, cheerful and optimistic in comparison.
 
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You mean you haven't got 11 six hands in a row and doubled down and drew a ten or a face every time? Who hasn't (other than you ofc) done that? I thought it happened to everyone...
You just need to put a 7 in Luck when building your character and you'll have this happen all the time. Don't forget the Atomic Wrangler as well as the Strip, sometimes I forget it's there.
 
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You can just see this balding bespectacled autist sitting in his bug cube surrounded by (sterlised) Funko pops and wearing a KN95 under the suit Jude Law marches around with in Contagion fuming that people are socialising and having fun. Don't they realise, don't they fucking know that they're going to die? Probably listened that meathead Joe Rogan, fucking idiots.

He's so above it all and smarter that he doesn't even need to use proper grammar.

Meanwhile everyone is in the break room smiling and someone asks, "Hey where's that one guy, wasshisname in the file room?" Someone shrugs and they go back to pouring cheap champagne into red cups.
 
You can just see this balding bespectacled autist sitting in his bug cube surrounded by (sterlised) Funko pops and wearing a KN95 under the suit Jude Law marches around with in Contagion fuming that people are socialising and having fun. Don't they realise, don't they fucking know that they're going to die? Probably listened that meathead Joe Rogan, fucking idiots.

He's so above it all and smarter that he doesn't even need to use proper grammar.

Meanwhile everyone is in the break room smiling and someone asks, "Hey where's that one guy, wasshisname in the file room?" Someone shrugs and they go back to pouring cheap champagne into red cups.
Time spent understanding N95 masks: 465 hours
Time spent understanding the threat of coronavirus: 0 hours
 
Decided to look up how Fpl.us was doing (long history with somethingawful I eventually fell out with them because their content got really fucking boring) and I found this picture of Lemon which makes him look like an asylum patient who's wearing a muzzle.
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I think it's time to let your hair go dude. You've lost it.
 
Decided to look up how Fpl.us was doing (long history with somethingawful I eventually fell out with them because their content got really fucking boring) and I found this picture of Lemon which makes him look like an asylum patient who's wearing a muzzle.
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I think it's time to let your hair go dude. You've lost it.
Horrifying. I used to love The F Plus, but haven't listened since before Herr Drumphler was elected. Their episode on old school WikiHow articles barely hiding the author's fetishes had me and a coworker in stitches.

Another SA success story!
 
Horrifying. I used to love The F Plus, but haven't listened since before Herr Drumphler was elected. Their episode on old school WikiHow articles barely hiding the author's fetishes had me and a coworker in stitches.

Another SA success story!
They used to have a lot of teeth when they covered subjects, but nowadays they cover obscure oddities that while seem odd on paper, are incredibly boring to talk about. It's either a schizo-conspiracy forum or it's new age stuff or it's fetish shit that while weird is incredibly boring and not very shocking (some of them are ironically enough safe for work).
 
They used to have a lot of teeth when they covered subjects, but nowadays they cover obscure oddities that while seem odd on paper, are incredibly boring to talk about. It's either a schizo-conspiracy forum or it's new age stuff or it's fetish shit that while weird is incredibly boring and not very shocking (some of them are ironically enough safe for work).
That's too bad. It's likely because the most riffable subjects are also verboten to badmouth even in jest.
 
That's too bad. It's likely because the most riffable subjects are also verboten to badmouth even in jest.
I knew something was going sideways the day that goons started politely asking for trannies to not be posted in the Ugly People megathread because they were going through a rough and awkward time, which didn't deserve making fun of. But you know, progeria kids and that one gal with the face melting disorder, perfectly fine.

That was over a decade ago and since you can't criticize, laugh at, or even make an observation of oddity at anything anymore.
 
Horrifying. I used to love The F Plus, but haven't listened since before Herr Drumphler was elected. Their episode on old school WikiHow articles barely hiding the author's fetishes had me and a coworker in stitches.

Another SA success story!

The episode released immediately Trump was elected has a screed on how you should stop listening and fuck off if you support hate. It's probably the funniest part.
 
Horrifying. I used to love The F Plus, but haven't listened since before Herr Drumphler was elected. Their episode on old school WikiHow articles barely hiding the author's fetishes had me and a coworker in stitches.

Another SA success story!
I gave up on them when they couldn't stop injecting the kind of hyperprogressive lefty whining people have to put up with everywhere else into their podcast. They hear certain keywords and then that's their cue to make a bunch of remarks about being a right winger that are just so god damn tiring because that's all people do anymore. It was also a bit annoying when they were trying what I believe was their very own $10 exclusive access forum, like copying SA was ever a good idea.
 
If you follow the news, you may have heard Russia is starting a war by invading Ukraine ("potentially the biggest war in Europe since 1945"). If you're wondering what C-Spam goons think of that: they love it. Daddy Putin finally putting those Ukrainian nazis (?) and evil NATO in their place.

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If you follow the news, you may have heard Russia is starting a war by invading Ukraine ("potentially the biggest war in Europe since 1945"). If you're wondering what C-Spam goons think of that: they love it. Daddy Putin finally putting those Ukrainian nazis (?) and evil NATO in their place.

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So is he gonna get banned for questioning Daddy Biden?
 
No, C-Spam has always hated Biden. They actually have a lot in common with Kiwifarms' own A&H, showing the horseshoe theory in action.
 
C-SPAM hates Republicans a little, Biden a lot, and they also hate any leftist who rises to any sort of prominence not named Bernie Sanders. More than anything else, though, they hate themselves.
 
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