Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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ReformedGoon said:
Everyone in the thread is calling out this poster for being a fraudulent piece of shit, right?


.....right?
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Hahahaha.

I don't even care that this parent wants to make his own decisions on his kid's healthcare. What chaps my ass is this same person would deny my right to do the same thing.
 
tfw your medical fraud may LITERALLY KILL GRANDMA by taking life saving miracle vaccines from her when you have spent the past two years screeching to save the grandmas at all costs, but you also want her to die for being an old boomer because she deadnames you and your new girlfriends and then gave $4.99 to the Trump campaign instead of your HRT GFM.
 
Goons wondering if someone as esteemed as a doctor could believe a 3 year old is 166% their age then what does this new information mean for continuing and hiding goon proclivities. Cops are dumber than doctors right?
 
Re: women, my account isn't banned and my friend's accounts aren't banned but I generally see activity from all the goonettes I know on Facebook. That plus older SA accounts just not posting there anymore, be they male female or porpoise. Out of active posters, either there are more troons than women or the troons are just REALLY annoying since SA was never the kind of place to go "Teehee I'm a girl" until very recently
 
Agarathium1066 said:
Actually have something vaguely relevant about this person's experiences but I'll keep it vague and beneath a spoiler to avoid power leveling.

EMS work can be a real shitshow and the comment about the incredible cost of what could easily be a ride and a quick check on your basic vitals is true. Its pretty common practice for the crew to warn a patient that looks like they're bullshitting or just hoping to get squeeze medication out of their doctor to heavily consider being driven. Shit's expensive but sometimes they'll still ask to be carried to the hospital anyway.

The work is hard on your body and your mind so I won't immediately say this dude is being a doomer faggot due to that. A lot of EMS workers do have issues like these and its rarely a permanent job because of all these issues. Drug and alcohol abuse is a common issue due to needing to cope with the incredible stress.

The mention of a single EMS company holding something akin to monopoly can absolutely happen in small towns but its less due to being legally locked out and more because the cost of starting a station, maintaining it, and employees usually far outstrips what you will be provided so nothing but a bigass multi-town company can afford it.

Saying it 'helped no one' at any point in his career makes me think he was either a very brief employee and is bullshitting or he wasn't an actually certified EMT basic or Paramedic. Even in smaller towns you'll absolutely end up keeping someone alive to reach treatment by a doctor, its very common for a patient to degrade mid transportation. This is also assuming you are not responding to a serious emergency in progress.

Homeboy sounds like he decided to blame EEEEEVIL CAPITALISM for his life going to shit rather than likely being in a shitty situation. You don't just trip onto a fucking heroin needle until you overdose. I'd say I feel some sympathy for him due to the suicide of his sister but staying on SA is stupid and counterproductive to any attempts to mentally assist themselves.

Chances are his 'rage against the dying light' would stuffing a fistful of pills in his mouth which given the way Lowtax died I guess it's apropos.
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His stupid, heroin addict dad "had medical problems that he didn't disclose because they'd be too expensive", yet lived with his parent's (poster's grandparents) because he was so worthless, and couldn't hold a job.

It's a fucking lie. His father didn't have any undisclosed, mystery health problems. That was his excuse for being a sad sack dope fiend. Any medical problems he had would have been 100% covered by Medicaid.

And his 18 year old sister was either on the grandparents insurance still, if they were her guardians, or she too would have been on Medicaid. His entire, communist reckoning backstory is full of easily disproven holes.
 
Ghostse said:
Have you not seen Void lately? I think Void was just a high-effort tranny.

Well, actually a high-effort horse pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
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That really makes you think though. I wonder if some ugly women pretend to be troons to get special treatment, now that women aren't the most-catered-to class anymore.
 
If you want to see probably the only section of the website free from women (both real and fake), hit up the Football Funhouse subforum. They're all solidly men but they're cucked to an unbelievable degree and every single discussion about a player or team ultimately winds up about race. Weekly discussions about dropping their fandom if a certain Bad Player joins their team (i.e. if antivax CHUD Aaron Rodgers is traded to their squad). This then breaks down into someone blithely says they don't care too much about what a player says to which another user accuses them of being a racist transphobic chud pos etc.

Of course none of them seem to really care that they're supporting a bloodthirsty game that has been scientifically proven to shorten the lives of its largely Afro-American worker base. "I'm totally fine with watching a guy get brain damage that will one day make him murder his fifth wife but I will turn my back if we sign the white WR that once liked a Let's Go Brandon tweet"

SJWs and American sports fans...the absolute worst combination of people together at last
 
Some weirdness from the music forum. This goon wants to share his musical taste with his nephew by giving a few albums as a gift. And by "a few" I mean five hundred. One every week for a decade. The nephew is now nine years old.


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Like, I can understand wanting to help a kid broaden his horizons, but jesus, leave it to a goon to take an idea to a ridiculous extreme. Even taking single recommendations from people who actually know your tastes can feel like a chore sometimes. It's just more fun to discover things on your own.

Anyway, his list is up to a hundred albums by now, and most of them don't even seem to have any personal significance, just random crap he found on Bandcamp and expects his nephew to listen to.

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Hippopatumus said:
Forums poster Sandtrout Catsuit committed fraud to trick doctors into injecting his 3-year old child with unapproved drugs. Twice.
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These idiots are as bad as antivaxers. Utter clowns. There are very real reasons they are developing a separate line of pediatric vaccines because the adult ones may even be more dangerous to kids than the coof itself. In either event they're ignoring actual medical advice to make up their own bullshit because they think they know more than their doctors.
Cryin RN said:
It takes active moderation to prevent this from happening to Internet spaces that actually want women around (ref: Lipstick Alley, KF).
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We don't really purge trannies here, other than by a level of hostility toward troon shit that drives most of them away. Any trans person here has much thicker skin than the snowflakes on tumblr/reddit/SA/etc.
 
Something Awful said:
Like, I can understand wanting to help a kid broaden his horizons, but jesus, leave it to a goon to take an idea to a ridiculous extreme. Even taking single recommendations from people who actually know your tastes can feel like a chore sometimes. It's just more fun to discover things on your own.
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You should be sharing music you enjoy and has meaning, not random shit from bandcamp.
actually scratch that, you shouldn't be sharing, you should be making available for listening.
Actually scratch that, he posts on something awful and should be required to not have any contact with children and to stay 500yds from schools and playgrounds at all times.
 
Listen to music in your car as you drive the kid places. If he likes it, he'll probably ask what it is. You tell him. That's it, that's how you share music you like. If they wind up liking trashcore noise or top 20 mumblerap Spotify weekl hits then at least it's his parents who have to suffer it.

Goons gotta go full autism though. At least he acknowledges it's mostly about him and not the nephew, but then why can't he just sperg out to other goons about buying obsolete media every week? Fuck, dude.
 
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